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flaffl

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Re: Would this make you gay?
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2009, 12:46:01 AM »
Quote from: Jupichan on March 04, 2009, 10:04:47 PM
Females can.  xD

Well technically no. You may be able to use toys but you certainly won't be able to not use your hands in any way shape or form.

fuck you jupi.

fuck you.
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Re: Would this make you gay?
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2009, 01:29:44 AM »
their is always one of those vibrating saddle things.
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Re: Would this make you gay?
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2009, 05:58:09 AM »
Quote from: MortifiedocAlot on March 17, 2009, 01:29:44 AM
their is always one of those vibrating saddle things.

They're called Sybians.
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Quote from: Spectere on November 16, 2007, 04:28:01 AM
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Re: Would this make you gay?
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2009, 11:57:51 AM »
Quote from: Bobbias on March 17, 2009, 05:58:09 AM
They're called Sybians.

Bobbias knows from past experiences  ;)
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Re: Would this make you gay?
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2009, 03:31:03 PM »
Quote from: flaffl on March 17, 2009, 12:46:01 AM
Well technically no. You may be able to use toys but you certainly won't be able to not use your hands in any way shape or form.

fuck you jupi.

fuck you.

Dude.  Riding the seam of one's jeans.  I know people that do it.  <<
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Quote from: flaffl on November 08, 2009, 10:47:11 PM
actually fuck you guys just kidding keep my quote in your sigs

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Re: Would this make you gay?
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2009, 05:39:35 PM »
Quote from: NewF on March 17, 2009, 11:57:51 AM
Bobbias knows from past experiences  ;)

No, just lots of porn ;)
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Re: Would this make you gay?
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2009, 01:33:26 PM »
"Does being a mermaid for five minutes make you gay?"
"I hope so!"
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Re: Would this make you gay?
« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2009, 08:10:54 PM »
Quote from: annon on March 19, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
"Does being a mermaid for five minutes make you gay?"
"I hope so!"
That reminds me of a one line summary of The Little Mermaid that Nostalgia Chick said

"I traded my soul for a vagina and a man I don't even know!"
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Re: Would this make you gay?
« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2009, 10:17:58 PM »
I loved that video.  xD
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Quote from: flaffl on November 08, 2009, 10:47:11 PM
actually fuck you guys just kidding keep my quote in your sigs

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Re: Would this make you gay?
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2009, 12:26:13 AM »
what's the hardest part about being a woman

morals
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Re: Would this make you gay?
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2009, 12:33:21 AM »
I was gonna say the monthly hemorrhaging from the vagina, but I guess that's a good answer.
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Quote from: flaffl on November 08, 2009, 10:47:11 PM
actually fuck you guys just kidding keep my quote in your sigs

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Re: Would this make you gay?
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2009, 02:26:51 AM »
Me and a friend had a lengthy discussion about it. We concluded the following:

While the act itself is homosexual, it does not necessarily make either participant a homosexual.
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Re: Would this make you gay?
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2009, 03:47:11 AM »
Who honestly knows how much thought you'd have to put into mentally jacking a guy off, I think that would be the deciding factor.
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Re: Would this make you gay?
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2009, 04:01:52 AM »
Sure, but if the telekinetic guy didn't get turned on himself, he wouldn't be gay. Could just be some sort of mental exercise. Or some sort of prank. An awesome prank, to the song "Jizzed In My Pants."
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Re: Would this make you gay?
« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2009, 03:50:59 AM »
Well whether or not the telemasturbator was getting aroused from it is somewhat irrelevant. I sometimes get turned on by gay porn but I'm as straight as can be.

Quote from: MortifiedocAlot on April 02, 2009, 03:47:11 AM
Who honestly knows how much thought you'd have to put into mentally jacking a guy off, I think that would be the deciding factor.

I would have to guess it wouldn't take much mental power to simply jack someone off unless you only just recently realized your powers and are still a beginner. If you were a seasoned telekinetic pro then it would be cake.

We have to consider the scenario and background info here, too. Did both the jacker and the jackee make a verbal agreement to allow this to happen? Do they even know each other? Do they both have powers? Are they alone or in public? There are just too many variables to come to a truly accurate conclusion unless we fully examine the facts.
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