hte best part of waking up, is gay jizz in your cup. not that it was semen by a homosexual male, but the jizz itself is gay.
oh, and once i dreamt or dreamed that i or someone else jizzed into a styrofoam cup and put it into the microwave. The result was steaming jizz. Imagine seeing the steam.. Of jizz. Fuck yes. What if you breathed in this [prefix for airy, cloudy]ical goodness? Also, someone try it. Seriously. I wanna know if it really will steam. But in an old microwave.. Unless you seriously don't mind eating food covered IN YOUR OWN FUCKING JIZZ>... HAHAHAHA