One night many years ago I lost my keys after a long night of boozing it up.. I took a cab and someone else was in it, and ended up going to their house instead of mine accidentally. I remember staying the night since neither they or I were sober enough to get out our money. I was gagged and bound, kind of in an S&M way. The only other things I remember are that my anus was sore the next morning, and I woke up in an alleyway at least 2 miles away from where I was I think.
Also this other time I walked into a talent agency looking for work [with my family] and got an audition for a vaudeville type thing. So I drop my pants and take a huge steaming shit on the stage, meanwhile my aunt starts pissing in the dogs mouth. My son strips down and straps his sisters up, beating them with a fuzzy whip with a vibrating handle. Now that my big shit has taken the form of George Washington, the dog runs and jumps through a hoop and lands in the steaming raunchy pile. Then I start to piss on the pile with the dog rolling around in my shit, as my wife penetrates me from behind with a horse dick strap on. as she does this, I climax over the dog covered in shit. The dog runs over to my son and starts licking his ass, my son now masturbating over his sisters, and both of THEM singing the star spangled banner while gargling my wife
