ok so, one day i was in PA.
and then
ok i was with ian jason mykul spekture. speckturr,. soemthin. like dat. it ws lik inzpekter but speld rong. lal.
(and my gurly frend)
and we r @ the chucksie cheeze's place.
and i am li3k, OH WOAH NNELLY
I HAFTA pe.
and so i go 2 the bfroom n in cumz inspektur i mean spekture and he is lek, o hay 2, i got me a having 2 pe 2 lol.
so i laff an he go is 2 the pis placse nex 2 me. an there is a shor bord thins in th way an so he looking over an says, i thout u were acuz ur lik so tall. ya cuz im 6 feet or foot depens on how u say it lol sum ppl say 6 feet sum say 6 foot lol 4 inchs tall an
so he say like. mm, i dun o abou u b ut all of ths hard lol ( 8============D ) hard work is maknig me a lil frishky, friskah frisky. and so i luk at his FACE and i says, but duder, my gurlkeh rind (lol pork rinds.. mm tasty) is outside
and so spekor say to me, lol wel i need to inzpect u. thay dun call me inzpectere on the interconectid webz 4 nutin. hahaha so i laff an say, okay, INZPEWKTUR, WUT YOU HAVE TO INSPECT?
an he taeks me to the poop place in the other sid of the room and he says we r a going 2 play the doctor. so then i am sick an he says now u need to get like the naked so i can find the problem. but see now me be so young and makes me feel lol so funny in sum of the places u no? an so he see and he touch me an then omg he takes off pants and
RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP
but lol liek thay said 2 me, if u lik it is not rap, so then i lik it an sux his big 8 equals equals D. lol 8==D . an end of story.
oh but then later we go sumwhar else an we r in the bafroom but he turns off the lite, so then iz dark n so i suk his dik. kk mai seekrit is out.
whew lol i feeling much bettering. thanks guyz ur oso supported.
<3
fuck this spectere guy, can't he fucking spell "specter" right? fucking idiot. FUCK!
But seriously. Who is his daddy, and what does he do?
