Still good thing noone looked or that would have been pretty awkward.
You can put K-Y jelly on a cactus, but it's still a cactus.
You can put a dick on a woman, but it's still a woman.what
Are you unfamiliar with basic biology or something? The metaphor still works perfectly.
I wish that cake was a lie.
I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/
This is going in my sig.
I actually have a porn-y sense. I sensed you walking away from an open porn folder, so I went to your house, ninja'd in, and ninja-fapped. and left.you see that chair over there?yea.right there.