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Retired => Retired Boards => ☃ => Topic started by: Spectere on August 18, 2007, 02:34:42 PM
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LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED AGAIN, YO.
Here's the slightly-revised rules. We're going to write a story. When you make a new post, copy the current paragraph that we're working on (not the entire story, to save space) and add between one and five words to it, in bold. Avoid using BBCode outside of bolding your addition because it will get lost during the copy-and-paste. If you want to start a new paragraph, state your intentions clearly.
I'll periodically update the main post with the current story and delete the other posts in the thread to keep it clean.
And now, let's begin...
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One day, Kuroneko was milking a minature goat, when suddenly he experienced a slight "arousing" in his trousers. He looked over his shoulder, and much to his surprise a pack of mutant cantaloupes charged him at full speed. Grabbing his crotch and saying, "NOT THE JEWELS PLZ," the cantaloupes decided they would rather play a game of pocket pool, so they slid their cantaloupe-hands into his pants and pulled out the completely innocuous notebook within. By this point, Kuroneko had written inside the notebook about Don Lafontain's March 1995 edition of by passer weekly. This made his anus begin to release radio waves which made everyone's electronic equipment fuckin' explode!
Due to explosions, Zakamiro had to rope off his balls, and urinate all over upper middle class white people because they had the nerve to talk to him. He was absolutely amazing at flipping McDonald's burgers, and, like the French say, don't mess with texas. Accidentally dropping a burger patty, he screamed while taking a shit and it missed the toilet. Spectere FARFULGA'd up his one change to Vlad's upper torso. So he decided to change his lower jaw to resemble a monkey on acid and then drank a bottle of Robo. Damn that DXM acronym, always raping me hind parts. Rippin out sewer grates, Arch0wl emerged with season's greetings from the depths of satan's asshole. In which, Bobbias was singing "Crawling" while
[[ When there's a new paragraph only copy the second paragraph to keep the thread cleaner. thxu :D ]]
[[ Also, stickied because it keeps getting forced down when I clean the thread out. :( ]]
[[ And...recovered the first paragraph :D ]]
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One day, Kuroneko was milking a minature goat, when suddenly he experienced a slight "arousing" in his trousers. He looked over his shoulder, and much to his surprise a pack of mutant cantaloupes charged him at full speed. Grabbing his crotch and saying, "NOT THE JEWELS PLZ," the cantaloupes decided they would rather play a game of pocket pool, so they slid their cantaloupe-hands into his pants and pulled out the completely innocuous notebook within. By this point, Kuroneko had written inside the notebook about Don Lafontain's March 1995 edition of by passer weekly. This made his anus begin to release radio waves which made everyone's electronic equipment fuckin' explode!
Due to explosions, Zakamiro had to rope off his balls, and urinate all over upper middle class white people because they had the nerve to talk to him. He was absolutely amazing at flipping McDonald's burgers, and, like the French say, don't mess with texas. Accidentally dropping a burger patty, he screamed while taking a shit and it missed the toilet. Spectere FARFULGA'd up his one change to Vlad's upper torso. So he decided to change his lower jaw to resemble a monkey on acid and then drank a bottle of Robo. Damn that DXM acronym, always raping me hind parts. Rippin out sewer grates, Arch0wl emerged with season's greetings from the depths of satan's asshole. In which, Bobbias was singing "Crawling" while Spectere FUKKEN SAVED the first
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One day, Kuroneko was milking a minature goat, when suddenly he experienced a slight "arousing" in his trousers. He looked over his shoulder, and much to his surprise a pack of mutant cantaloupes charged him at full speed. Grabbing his crotch and saying, "NOT THE JEWELS PLZ," the cantaloupes decided they would rather play a game of pocket pool, so they slid their cantaloupe-hands into his pants and pulled out the completely innocuous notebook within. By this point, Kuroneko had written inside the notebook about Don Lafontain's March 1995 edition of by passer weekly. This made his anus begin to release radio waves which made everyone's electronic equipment fuckin' explode!
Due to explosions, Zakamiro had to rope off his balls, and urinate all over upper middle class white people because they had the nerve to talk to him. He was absolutely amazing at flipping McDonald's burgers, and, like the French say, don't mess with texas. Accidentally dropping a burger patty, he screamed while taking a shit and it missed the toilet. Spectere FARFULGA'd up his one change to Vlad's upper torso. So he decided to change his lower jaw to resemble a monkey on acid and then drank a bottle of Robo. Damn that DXM acronym, always raping me hind parts. Rippin out sewer grates, Arch0wl emerged with season's greetings from the depths of satan's asshole. In which, Bobbias was singing "Crawling" while Spectere FUKKEN SAVED the first issue of US Weekly
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Due to explosions, Zakamiro had to rope off his balls, and urinate all over upper middle class white people because they had the nerve to talk to him. He was absolutely amazing at flipping McDonald's burgers, and, like the French say, don't mess with texas. Accidentally dropping a burger patty, he screamed while taking a shit and it missed the toilet. Spectere FARFULGA'd up his one change to Vlad's upper torso. So he decided to change his lower jaw to resemble a monkey on acid and then drank a bottle of Robo. Damn that DXM acronym, always raping me hind parts. Rippin out sewer grates, Arch0wl emerged with season's greetings from the depths of satan's asshole. In which, Bobbias was singing "Crawling" while Spectere FUKKEN SAVED the first issue of US Weekly from sodomy by Martha Stewart.