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Retired => Retired Boards => ☃ => Topic started by: Spectere on October 15, 2007, 06:02:26 PM
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My friend and I were discussing this very important topic and now I would like to get your opinions on it.
If you had telekinetic powers and you used them to jerk another man off (without any physical contact between the two of you), would that make you gay? How about your friend?
This is a very serious topic. No fucking around in this thread plzkthxbai.
lolz
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jerking off another man without enjoying it =/= gay
enjoying it = gay
say some guy is like "hey, jerk me off and ill buy you a pizza" and you do it for the pizza, but you don't like it, thats straight. if you end up saying something like "naa, keep your pizza, i had enough fun jerking off that cock of yours" then thats gay.
telepathically or not, its the same
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I saw an episode of The Jerry Springer Show, and the topic was "Transvestites and the Men Who Love Them." And the guy was on with his "girlfriend," and he was saying "To me, this is a beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does that make me gay?" Most of the audience thought so, and so did I. But it got me thinking about what is and isn't gay.
Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex with a women is straight. Even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock," is straight.
Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it's straight.
Gyms are always gay, because afterwards, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay.
Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. It is neither straight nor gay. Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in the room, is gay. Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more other women only is staright.
Here's an interesting one: Kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or letting him kiss you on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy is gay.
See, look, I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know their gay... they fuck my shit right up.
Like a guy calls me up and says, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No."
Ok, you got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants youv'e ever seen, even if you're saying to him "Suck it, bitch, I know you like it, you slut, you whore!" that's gay.
Conversely, if a woman straps on a dildo, and you're dressed like a woman, and you're sucking her cock, and she's saying, "You like it, don't you? You like sucking my dick you little fucking faggot," and then she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "You love it you little pussy boy! You love getting fucked in the ass. I'll bet you wish I was a man! I'll bet you wish this was a real cock, you fucking faggot!" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before, that's still straight.
But then, if you go off to the bar, and discuss this, or any other sexual experience with guys, that's gay.
Here's the most interesting one. Sucking a guys cock can, under certain rare cirumstances, be staright. Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is that whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for an entire night... you know, the kind of stuff that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time. And you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy. That's not gay. I don't know exactly why, but it isn't.
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... I saw that coming so far away it wasn't even funny.
Also: That wouldn't be gay, it'd be incredibly lulzy. Imagine the other guy, he'd be all like "WTF GHOST FUCK!"
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Lol, well, it was necessary. It's like how SOMEONE is going to say tl;dr to a huge rant on something awful. It's pretty much necessary.
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bump
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sage
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Is it gay if you have gay feelings for a man?
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wut
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Would it be gay if you're M->F transsexual and you enjoyed it :o
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It just occurred to me that being able to masturbate without your hands with be fucking awesome.
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I wish I could ejaculate without my penis being touched in any way.
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It just occurred to me that being able to masturbate without your hands with be fucking awesome.
Females can. xD
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Females can. xD
/me envy >:(
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Females can. xD
Well technically no. You may be able to use toys but you certainly won't be able to not use your hands in any way shape or form.
fuck you jupi.
fuck you.
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their is always one of those vibrating saddle things.
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their is always one of those vibrating saddle things.
They're called Sybians.
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They're called Sybians.
Bobbias knows from past experiences ;)
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Well technically no. You may be able to use toys but you certainly won't be able to not use your hands in any way shape or form.
fuck you jupi.
fuck you.
Dude. Riding the seam of one's jeans. I know people that do it. <<
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Bobbias knows from past experiences ;)
No, just lots of porn ;)
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"Does being a mermaid for five minutes make you gay?"
"I hope so!"
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"Does being a mermaid for five minutes make you gay?"
"I hope so!"
That reminds me of a one line summary of The Little Mermaid that Nostalgia Chick said
"I traded my soul for a vagina and a man I don't even know!"
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I loved that video. xD
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what's the hardest part about being a woman
morals
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I was gonna say the monthly hemorrhaging from the vagina, but I guess that's a good answer.
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Me and a friend had a lengthy discussion about it. We concluded the following:
While the act itself is homosexual, it does not necessarily make either participant a homosexual.
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Who honestly knows how much thought you'd have to put into mentally jacking a guy off, I think that would be the deciding factor.
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Sure, but if the telekinetic guy didn't get turned on himself, he wouldn't be gay. Could just be some sort of mental exercise. Or some sort of prank. An awesome prank, to the song "Jizzed In My Pants."
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Well whether or not the telemasturbator was getting aroused from it is somewhat irrelevant. I sometimes get turned on by gay porn but I'm as straight as can be.
Who honestly knows how much thought you'd have to put into mentally jacking a guy off, I think that would be the deciding factor.
I would have to guess it wouldn't take much mental power to simply jack someone off unless you only just recently realized your powers and are still a beginner. If you were a seasoned telekinetic pro then it would be cake.
We have to consider the scenario and background info here, too. Did both the jacker and the jackee make a verbal agreement to allow this to happen? Do they even know each other? Do they both have powers? Are they alone or in public? There are just too many variables to come to a truly accurate conclusion unless we fully examine the facts.
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Well whether or not the telemasturbator was getting aroused from it is somewhat irrelevant. I sometimes get turned on by gay porn but I'm as straight as can be.
I would have to guess it wouldn't take much mental power to simply jack someone off unless you only just recently realized your powers and are still a beginner. If you were a seasoned telekinetic pro then it would be cake.
We have to consider the scenario and background info here, too. Did both the jacker and the jackee make a verbal agreement to allow this to happen? Do they even know each other? Do they both have powers? Are they alone or in public? There are just too many variables to come to a truly accurate conclusion unless we fully examine the facts.
Well put. Nothing in life (or thought experiments) is ever simple :P
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If they didn't agree, it could be sexual harassment. Of course, if you were brought to court, you could just pull the same stunt on the judge.
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Well if the full details of the situation were revealed to the law enforcement officials who dealt with the harassment call, they would either not believe it at all; be very skeptical and would require proof; or would have been briefed ahead of time to be on the lookout for telekinetic-related incidents and would immediately bring both of you in for interrogation and possibly experimentation and/or exploitation.
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I don't think telekinetic rape is against our current laws.
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I don't think telekinetic rape is against our current laws.
Other than the laws of physics, of course.
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Well whether or not the telemasturbator was getting aroused from it is somewhat irrelevant. I sometimes get turned on by gay porn but I'm as straight as can be.
straight liek \/\/\/\ amirite
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Well whether or not the telemasturbator was getting aroused from it is somewhat irrelevant. I sometimes get turned on by gay porn but I'm as straight as can be.
ಠ_ಠ
Other than the laws of physics, of course.
I see what you did ther'e.
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There are just too many variables to come to a truly accurate conclusion unless we fully examine the facts.
ok bobbias xD
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ok bobbias xD
Oh go to hell, I'm supposed to make an absolutely horrid pun on the subject. (see signature...)
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I don't think telekinetic rape is against our current laws.
Well not specifically telekinetic rape, but rape in general is illegal. New laws may have to be established if the case makes it to court.
straight liek \/\/\/\ amirite
XD I would define gay as having intimate feelings for another of the same sex, not just sexual attraction alone. I'm not gay or bisexual because I watch gay porn, just more sexually open-minded than the average straight male. Sex and love are two very different things.
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SHUT UP IT STILL MAKES YOU GAY EITHER WAY JESUS CHRIST AUGHHH
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does liking po-ju make me gay?
[spoiler]KINDA[/spoiler]
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SHUT UP IT STILL MAKES YOU GAY EITHER WAY JESUS CHRIST AUGHHH
your moms gay.
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your moms gay.
that would mean flaffl's mom never had kids.
meaning flaffl is his own lesbian mom.
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Precisely!
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