spectere.net

The Chatterbox => Random Chat => Topic started by: flaffl on March 11, 2008, 12:54:35 AM

Title: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: flaffl on March 11, 2008, 12:54:35 AM: FUCKING XBOX HUEG PROBLEM.

So I don't know why. I smell like jizz.

a lot.

Even after I shower, I dry myself up and I STILL FUCKING SMELL LIKE JIZZ.

what the hell is wrong with me.
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Ulti on March 11, 2008, 03:03:04 AM: Stop fapping, christ. Either that, or someone's skeetin' all over you while you sleep.
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: flaffl on March 11, 2008, 11:24:41 PM: I don't fap that often..

Unless if you count about once a week often.
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Ulti on March 11, 2008, 11:55:01 PM: Someone's skeetin' all over you when you sleep then. I don't know what the deal is :s
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on March 12, 2008, 12:01:38 AM: Quote from: Ulti on March 11, 2008, 11:55:01 PM
Someone's skeetin' all over you when you sleep then. I don't know what the deal is :s

I didn't know semen had a smell. Must do some research on the subject.
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: vladgd on March 12, 2008, 06:34:37 AM: use soap

goddamn
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Bobbias on March 12, 2008, 07:38:55 AM: Quote from: MortifiedocAlot on March 12, 2008, 12:01:38 AM
I didn't know semen had a smell. Must do some research on the subject.

Are you even a guy?
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on March 12, 2008, 09:52:22 AM: Quote from: Bobbias on March 12, 2008, 07:38:55 AM
Are you even a guy?

Uhhh, yes.
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: flaffl on March 13, 2008, 02:05:21 AM: Quote from: vladgd on March 12, 2008, 06:34:37 AM
use soap

goddamn

oh shit

i never realized this

holy shit THIS IS BREAKTHROUGH TECHNOLOGY WHAT THE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS EARLIER FUCK NIGGER DICKS
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: TimJing on March 13, 2008, 09:03:44 PM: Hahahaha, epic thread.

PS yeah stop fapping so much.
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: vladgd on March 13, 2008, 09:08:17 PM: Quote from: TimJing on March 13, 2008, 09:03:44 PM
PS yeah stop fapping so much.

ITS NOT THAT EASY SON, WHAT ELSE WILL I DO WHEN I AM BORED!?!?!??

i could take up knitting!
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Spectere on March 13, 2008, 10:44:15 PM: Quote from: vladgd on March 13, 2008, 09:08:17 PM
i could take up knitting!

Knit me some panties!
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Alice on March 13, 2008, 11:32:01 PM: Quote from: Spectere on March 13, 2008, 10:44:15 PM
Knit me some panties!

They'd get itchy, son! :(
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on March 14, 2008, 01:02:50 AM: Quote from: Spectere on March 13, 2008, 10:44:15 PM
Knit me some panties!

Panties out of yarn = CROTCH ROT.
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: flaffl on March 14, 2008, 02:01:43 AM: :'(

i get first dibs on panties. i created the thread.

thread some panties.
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Ulti on March 14, 2008, 02:41:39 AM: Crotch rot sounds like a horrible thing D:
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Kulli on March 14, 2008, 06:04:18 AM: don't you love these all-guy threads
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: vladgd on March 14, 2008, 08:21:54 AM: Quote from: Spectere on March 13, 2008, 10:44:15 PM
Knit me some panties!

i have floss, i could uhh make you a g-string out of it!

its called buttfloss for a reason
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: dinnerroll on March 23, 2008, 02:41:21 PM: oh my god i was in such a terrible mood today and this thread made me lol hard.

thank you guys for being so gay. ;D
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Milk Chan on March 23, 2008, 08:59:44 PM: sometimes i like to stick my penis into my spongebob plushie's "asshole" and gently push in and out.
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on March 23, 2008, 10:58:05 PM: Quote from: Milk Chan on March 23, 2008, 08:59:44 PM
sometimes i like to stick my penis into my spongebob plushie's "asshole" and gently push in and out.

Fucking a sponge leaves virtually no clean up, it is the height of masterbational advancement.
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Kulli on March 23, 2008, 11:45:53 PM: Quote from: Milk Chan on March 23, 2008, 08:59:44 PM
sometimes i like to stick my penis into my spongebob plushie's "asshole" and gently push in and out.

(http://www.spectere.net/smf/userav//avatar_17.jpg)
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Milk Chan on March 24, 2008, 03:08:53 AM: Quote from: Kulli on March 23, 2008, 11:45:53 PM
Quote from: Milk Chan on March 23, 2008, 08:59:44 PM
sometimes i like to stick my penis into my spongebob plushie's "asshole" and gently push in and out.
(http://www.spectere.net/smf/userav//avatar_17.jpg)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/milkchan816/avatar_1.jpg)
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on March 24, 2008, 09:42:44 AM: Quote from: Milk Chan on March 24, 2008, 03:08:53 AM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/milkchan816/avatar_1.jpg)

TIME PARADOX.
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: vladgd on March 24, 2008, 10:19:23 AM: this thread reminds me of way back when, when fuergeist reviewed the fleshlight.

i spent WAYYY too much time on that website...
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Spectere on March 24, 2008, 12:25:18 PM: Oh god, the Fleshlight...

Anyone remember what he said about it?
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: vladgd on March 24, 2008, 12:28:13 PM: something about it being good. but it was advertised as "feels just like the real thing" and he went on explaining while it was better than standard fapping, it wasn't quite as good as the real thing.

and my random opinion on the device, if women can use toys, why can't men?

*edited to remove the "p" word making my post sound sort of clean"
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Ulti on March 24, 2008, 04:07:12 PM: Hahaha oh man, I remember that. Oh jeez, I love this community. :V
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on March 24, 2008, 04:43:28 PM: Quote from: Spectere on March 24, 2008, 12:25:18 PM
Anyone remember what he said about it?

Hard to clean.
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: vladgd on March 24, 2008, 05:02:33 PM: Quote from: MortifiedocAlot on March 24, 2008, 04:43:28 PM
Hard to clean.

stick it in the dishwasher

goddamn
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Alice on March 26, 2008, 12:30:49 AM: Quote from: vladgd on March 24, 2008, 12:28:13 PM
and my random opinion on the device, if women can use toys, why can't men?

what do you think butts are for =D

lemme demonstrate on spectere

git ovah heah, you >:D
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Spectere on March 26, 2008, 12:34:32 AM: /me bans Kuroneko.

oh shit i forgot that HE CHANGED HIS NAME WE'RE ALL FUCKED RUN
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Alice on March 26, 2008, 12:39:01 AM: ah hell it will last for maybe a couple of weeks and then change back, lalz
/me chases after Spectere with something blunt and phallic shaped >:D
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Spectere on March 26, 2008, 08:35:56 AM: Hahaha, you said phallic. :3
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: vladgd on March 26, 2008, 08:38:38 AM: well ill just leave you two lovebirds alone here in this thread

I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME SPECTERE

I HAD THE WEDDING PLANNED AND EVERYTHING

BAWWWWWWWW
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Bobbias on March 26, 2008, 08:52:35 AM: lol. owned.
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Alice on March 26, 2008, 04:55:22 PM: Quote from: vladgd on March 26, 2008, 08:38:38 AM
well ill just leave you two lovebirds alone here in this thread

I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME SPECTERE

I HAD THE WEDDING PLANNED AND EVERYTHING

BAWWWWWWWW

we can be a threesome >:3
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: vladgd on March 26, 2008, 04:57:37 PM: well im playing the roll of the woman! the part where i get half of your stuff...

yea, i know i abuse size 1 text
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Alice on March 27, 2008, 01:59:32 AM: i dnt wont anybudy elz

wen i thnk about u i toch myself <:)
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Spectere on March 29, 2008, 12:06:36 AM: Quote from: vladgd on March 26, 2008, 08:38:38 AM
I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME SPECTERE

I HAD THE WEDDING PLANNED AND EVERYTHING

BAWWWWWWWW

Kuro means nothing to me, I swear! KURONEKO, DO BE MORE CONSPICUOUS NEXT TIME TEHEHEHE
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Alice on March 29, 2008, 12:29:39 AM: What, me and Spectere? :O

OKAY TEEHEEHEE *PATS SPECTUR'Z BUTT*
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Bobbias on March 29, 2008, 01:27:51 AM: You're still being very apparent......
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Alice on March 29, 2008, 01:44:33 AM: Quote from: Bobbias on March 29, 2008, 01:27:51 AM
You're still being very apparent......

SHH OR WE'LL TIE YOU UP AND DO THINGS TO YOU

;)
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on March 29, 2008, 02:19:42 AM: HOW DO I READ TINY TEXT?
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Alice on March 29, 2008, 01:17:37 PM: YOU SHOOP SPIDERMAN, SILLY
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: vladgd on March 29, 2008, 01:32:44 PM: well i have some whipped cream, and a can of hairspray

lets get this party started!
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Spectere on March 29, 2008, 11:52:11 PM: Quote from: MortifiedocAlot on March 29, 2008, 02:19:42 AM
HOW DO I READ TINY TEXT?

I use the quick edit function because I'm ~~god~~ admin.

Quote from: vladgd on March 29, 2008, 01:32:44 PM
well i have some whipped cream, and a can of hairspray

lets get this party started!

And that's why...

You're my angel
You're the only sunshine in my life
Feels like heaven when you take me in your arms
(In your arms)

/me starts raving.
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Alice on March 29, 2008, 11:56:30 PM: /me jumps Spectere from behind and dry humps him <3
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: vladgd on March 30, 2008, 12:05:23 AM: *vlad gets his groove on whilst watching spectere getting penetrated (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw4MtO_Ddrk)

*click the damn red text, listen to the song, and groove!*

BABY YOUR ALL THAT I WANT
Title: Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
Post by: Alice on March 30, 2008, 01:40:10 AM: NO, SON, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE PENETRATION YET. WE'RE STILL FULLY CLOTHED ;)