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Title: story
Post by: Sqthreer! on November 03, 2009, 03:52:35 PM
One day a termite dug a hole. He burrowed into the whole as if it were his own, which it were.

What he didn't know is that a legion of mice headed directly in his direction.

The battle raged on until finally the elder spoke.

It brought tears to their eyes. No one could hold it back.

A bear came wandering past and smashed them all.
Title: Re: story
Post by: Kulli on November 03, 2009, 04:00:11 PM
cool story bro
Title: Re: story
Post by: Sqthreer! on November 03, 2009, 04:41:40 PM
thx bro
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Post by: Alice on November 03, 2009, 06:45:19 PM
you ended it wrong:

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Title: Re: story
Post by: Kulli on November 03, 2009, 07:33:51 PM
Quote from: Alice on November 03, 2009, 06:45:19 PM
you ended it wrong:

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

lame story bro
Title: Re: story
Post by: Alice on November 03, 2009, 07:38:07 PM
Quote from: v33mon on November 03, 2009, 07:33:51 PM
lame story bro

i'm not a bro
Title: Re: story
Post by: Sqthreer! on November 03, 2009, 07:44:00 PM
(http://guidesarchive.ign.com/guides/12045/images/slowbro.gif)
Title: Re: story
Post by: NewF on November 03, 2009, 09:18:59 PM
Lmao, you guys are nuts. The story ends with "Teh edn!" DUH.
Title: Re: story
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on November 03, 2009, 10:50:08 PM
Quote from: Sqthreer! on November 03, 2009, 03:52:35 PM
He burrowed into the whole

Stopped reading there.
Title: Re: story
Post by: Sqthreer! on November 04, 2009, 11:42:34 AM
y?
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Post by: Kulli on November 04, 2009, 02:23:53 PM
heterographs r hard

protip it's spelled "hole"
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Post by: Sqthreer! on November 04, 2009, 02:46:16 PM
I did that on purpose, I'm afraid :| Perfection is for loosers.
Title: Re: story
Post by: Kulli on November 04, 2009, 03:05:13 PM
Quote from: Sqthreer! on November 04, 2009, 02:46:16 PM
loosers.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

yes I know on purpose
Title: Re: story
Post by: Sqthreer! on November 04, 2009, 03:41:32 PM
But anyway, the moral of the story is to watch out for bears.
Title: Re: story
Post by: flaffl on November 08, 2009, 10:50:38 PM
Quote from: Sqthreer! on November 03, 2009, 03:52:35 PM
He burrowed into the whole

   यह है कि उसने क्या कहा

fyi thats in hindi

also है
Title: Re: story
Post by: OmegaOmni on November 09, 2009, 09:24:58 PM
Waffles here has the lamest story...damnit I want some pancakes!