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Retired => Retired Boards => ☃ => Topic started by: vladgd on May 20, 2008, 05:49:22 PM

Title: i am leaving spectere.net
Post by: vladgd on May 20, 2008, 05:49:22 PM

no not really, i just wanted to make a thread, about anything, and the current title screams "CLICK ME FOR DRAMA!"

so this topic is about english muffins, and how fucking good they are.  you can make goodass sammiches out of them, you can put stuff on them, and by all that is holy, you can actually EAT them!

mind = blown

Title: Re: i am leaving spectere.net
Post by: Sneaky on May 20, 2008, 06:10:47 PM

I love english muffins. I have some thomas ones in my kitchen right now'

fuck yea

Title: Re: i am leaving spectere.net
Post by: vladgd on May 20, 2008, 06:13:06 PM

i have an english muffin in my left hand as i type with my right hand.  it is awesome.

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Post by: Zakamiro on May 20, 2008, 06:56:55 PM

oh fuck. dual-handed goodness

Title: Re: i am leaving spectere.net
Post by: Spectere on May 20, 2008, 08:58:20 PM

CLICK ME FOR DRAMA! (http://www.spectere.net/smf/index.php?topic=486.0)

Title: Re: i am leaving spectere.net
Post by: Alice on May 20, 2008, 11:50:05 PM

I can kill this thread before it even starts, you don't even know.  Like I've done to at least two past threads that I can't be bothered to link right now.  DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT D:<

jk carry on, DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA spectere is a drag queen

Title: Re: i am leaving spectere.net
Post by: Spectere on May 21, 2008, 12:57:55 AM

oops wut happened

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Post by: Bobbias on May 21, 2008, 03:52:40 AM

pzone'd

erm. dfsoigjdyufhgaerhbguerb

Title: Re: i am leaving spectere.net
Post by: vladgd on May 21, 2008, 08:52:47 AM

Quote from: Spectere on May 20, 2008, 08:58:20 PM

CLICK ME FOR DRAMA! (http://www.spectere.net/smf/index.php?topic=486.0)

i am FUNNAY

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Post by: Sneaky on May 21, 2008, 05:30:55 PM

(http://www.pizzahutmhat.com/menu/images/pzone.jpg)

Title: Re: i am leaving spectere.net
Post by: Alice on May 21, 2008, 06:40:21 PM

spectere edited self-incriminating evidence into my poast! :O

Title: Re: i am leaving spectere.net
Post by: vladgd on May 21, 2008, 07:02:10 PM

PIX PLOX

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Post by: Zakamiro on May 21, 2008, 07:04:42 PM

cocklsa

Title: Re: i am leaving spectere.net
Post by: Spectere on May 21, 2008, 09:38:59 PM

Quote from: Sneaky on May 21, 2008, 05:30:55 PM

(http://www.pizzahutmhat.com/menu/images/pzone.jpg)

FUCKING YUM.

Quote from: Kuroshikun on May 21, 2008, 06:40:21 PM

spectere edited self-incriminating evidence into my poast! :O

:3

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Post by: annon on May 22, 2008, 09:26:22 AM

guys

do me a favore

Title: Re: i am leaving spectere.net
Post by: Alice on May 22, 2008, 04:31:05 PM

Quote from: Spectere on May 21, 2008, 09:38:59 PM

:3

I'D SEX THAT :-3

Title: Re: i am leaving spectere.net
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on May 22, 2008, 06:04:42 PM

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Title: Re: i am leaving spectere.net
Post by: Spectere on May 22, 2008, 06:15:19 PM

YOU HAVE AIDS.

NOT HIV BUT FULL BLOWN AIDS!

Title: Re: i am leaving spectere.net
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on May 22, 2008, 08:27:59 PM

Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.

Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say... it's time for a dicking!"
And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.

The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiin sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard.
After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.

He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.

Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.

Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiin happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.

Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.

He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.

Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear.
He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.

"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada

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Post by: Bobbias on May 22, 2008, 11:28:56 PM

My god. Whoever wrote that is now my hero.

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Post by: vladgd on May 23, 2008, 01:06:27 AM

best story i have read in a while

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Post by: MortifiedocAlot on May 23, 2008, 01:49:51 AM

Rocket power, for those of you who remember that show.

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Post by: Spectere on May 23, 2008, 05:59:24 AM

...

XD

Title: Re: i am leaving spectere.net
Post by: Zakamiro on May 23, 2008, 09:02:51 PM

amazing. srs.