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☃ / Re: be an idiot

« on: November 13, 2007, 11:29:03 PM »

My only question about the skydive video is... how the hell did the arm take off TWO legs?  I thought leg bones were stronger than arm bones, and his arm hit TWO legs.  Wouldn't the arm have been bent back hardcore, pretty much entirely pulverized?  That's insane shit right there.

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Random Chat / Re: The Official S.net "The Lame Replies Thread" Thread

« on: November 13, 2007, 11:18:44 PM »

1000th reply

Can I be cool too? :(((

Also A&W paired with KFC >>>> ALL

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☃ / Re: be an idiot

« on: November 12, 2007, 11:47:13 PM »

:O

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Gaming / Re: General Gaming Accomplishments

« on: November 12, 2007, 11:43:16 PM »

Still impressive, makes me want to try, but I know I'll get the the end and get hit by one of the random falling tools.

That happened to me once or twice when trying.  It's really aggravating.

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Gaming / Re: General Gaming Accomplishments

« on: November 11, 2007, 08:31:25 PM »

All-Stars, Very Easy, Donkey Kong.  No-Miss Clear means I didn't die, you always get it at the end of All-Stars matches.

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Random Chat / Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.

« on: November 11, 2007, 07:56:38 PM »

I found an unopened Dr. Pepper in the vending machine when I went to buy a Mt. Dew once... gave it to the first random person I saw.

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Gaming / Re: General Gaming Accomplishments

« on: November 11, 2007, 04:25:50 PM »

did this a LOOONNG time ago:

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☃ / Re: be an idiot

« on: November 11, 2007, 04:16:39 PM »

This fucking shit thread's gone to niggers, god fuck it.

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☃ / Re: penis

« on: November 01, 2007, 11:33:21 PM »

i have my own dick and that's enough for me

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Gaming / Re: The Metroid Thread!

« on: October 20, 2007, 05:10:35 PM »

I was bored this morning so I started a game of Super Metroid... this time, on my REAL cartridge!  SNES controllers help a lot when playing games... designed for the SNES anyway I beat the game 100% clear but I don't know my time (I couldn't stick around long enough for the credits to show my time, my mom was rushing me out the door to go to 7-Eleven).  I'm about to beat the game again so I can see approximately what clear time I had.  I suspect it was about 2:22 to 2:27 though.  I effectively cut my time in half just by knowing where all of the items were this time, and playing it on the platform it was meant to be on. xD

Also, anybody think they know why Ridley has a heart shaped room in his lair? ^_^;;

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Random Chat / Re: THE BREAKFAST THREAD MK II

« on: October 18, 2007, 09:07:21 PM »

I ate my sammich and ate a bunch of donut holes along with a propel.

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☃ / Re: :D

« on: October 18, 2007, 09:04:58 PM »

* Kuroneko nukes this thread

M-M-M-M-MONSTER
KILL

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Gaming / Re: UT99 Server

« on: October 17, 2007, 11:54:30 AM »

Yeah, I've taken a look at UT.ini a few times in my pursuit for tweaking the video driver.  I love how you can unlock Xan with a whopping one line in one of those files.

Hehe, yes.  I use UT.ini and User.ini a lot to change game rules and find variables that I need to use in MapVoteLA113.

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Gaming / Re: The Metroid Thread!

« on: October 16, 2007, 06:35:49 PM »

get your doom out of here, this is the metroid thread

also I just beat Super Metroid again, on the same save, but I went back and got the three tanks I missed (finding them with the help of the map).  It actually went pretty well, I had to go down to green brinstar and get a second missile tank in the room with the reserve tank, then get the one that was really close to Kraid, and then get a third one the the ghost ship.  It took me about five minutes.  Anyway, my new record is 4:44 with 100%

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Gaming / The Metroid Thread!

« on: October 15, 2007, 11:33:09 PM »

That's right!  Brag about your end game scores and ridiculous sequence breaks, ask questions, whatever!  As long as it's about any of the ten Metroid games!

EDIT: Also, post the degree of which you've actually played the games below.

For your information, that's:

METROID (1987) - Almost beat it
METROID: ZERO MISSION (2004) - Beat it, best time 2:00.11 or some dumb shit, best collection is around 98%.
METROID PRIME (2002) - I get up to the second form of the metroid prime, and fuck up badly.
METROID PRIME II: DARK ECHOES (2004) - Emperor Ing, I'll get you one of these awful days!
METROID PRIME III: CORRUPTION (2007) - I don't even have a Wii!
METROID II: RETURN OF SAMUS (1991) - I made this baby my bitch first playthrough.  I got the best time range, around 80% collection, I think.
METROID III: SUPER METROID (1993) - 97% in 4:38, don't remember my other times.
METROID IV: METROID FUSION (2002) - 100% in 3:40 or so... my save is at 3:33, and it's right before the Sa-X and Omega Metroid.

and wherever these go
METROID PRIME: HUNTERS (who cares :p) - Didn't get very far.
METROID PRIME PINBALL (some time between prime I and prime II) - Lolz

Anyway, I just played Super Metroid most of the day, and I beat it 97% in 4:38 with occasional help from a gamefaqs map.  I'm still missing four missile tanks or so, my final 100% score will probably be 5:00+ unless I can plan a route well enough that can get me the tanks and back to the samus ship in 15 minutes.  I dunno.

EDIT: On second analysis, I can't find a single thing that I didn't get on this map.  I've got 14 Energy Tanks, 215 Missiles, 50 Super Missiles, and 50 Power Bombs. WTF.

Also, I did some pretty bitchin' sequence breaks while playing.  I got the super missiles and reserve tank early, and also got the wave beam early... which meant I could go fight Crocomire early, by opening a gate that was supposed to lead to the wave beam AFTER beating Crocomire!  I beat Crocomire before I even got the speed boots