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Title: how big is dat salami?
Post by: vladgd on April 28, 2008, 06:35:05 PM
"ITT we post our cock lengths"

bout 7 inches bro
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Alice on April 28, 2008, 07:45:53 PM
i'd say about three.  yeah, that's about right.






feet, that is
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: vladgd on April 28, 2008, 07:58:04 PM
i'd say about three.  yeah, that's about right.

feet, that is


If we made a "ITT we post our cock lengths", how many of us guys (and jinxie maybe) (or carly) (or anyone else on here is a girl but i am mistaking for a guy)
would either lie or not do it? srs. real talk.

HMMMMMMMM

results
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Zakamiro on April 28, 2008, 10:40:32 PM
haha. Fucking fo rill.

a bit over 6 3/4" LIke 6 7/8"? I herd the average is like 5 1/2" so I gess im in purty good shape.


EDIT:

(18:42:25) vladgd: dude
(18:42:32) vladgd: you're sposed to say 7
(18:42:47) Zakamiro: lol why
(18:43:02) vladgd: saying 6 3/4 takes too long
(18:43:16) vladgd: "bout  7" sounds better
(18:43:28) vladgd: because its true, and easier to type
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: vladgd on April 28, 2008, 11:09:34 PM
6 3/4

EXACTLY

odd

*edit*

im beginning to think this thread isn't going to get many poasts olol
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Bobbias on April 28, 2008, 11:32:03 PM
6, 6.5 on a good day.

I'm completely serious.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: vladgd on April 29, 2008, 07:19:46 PM
If we made a "ITT we post our cock lengths", how many of us guys (and jinxie maybe) (or carly) (or anyone else on here is a girl but i am mistaking for a guy)
would either lie or not do it? srs. real talk.

and after one day, results are me, zak, bobbias.

3 is the answer
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: NewF on April 29, 2008, 08:19:56 PM
Lol, this reminds me of the day when "Arch0wl" was talking about dinks all the time and comparing them, and saying some dude had like, an ugly gross veiny looking pecker...I was thinking....wtf....Who the hell cares dude? Eww?


Lol.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: jinxie on April 30, 2008, 10:25:07 AM
2, 406 feet.  Flaccid.

ok i kno i has none but pyrokos is 7 in lololol
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: vladgd on April 30, 2008, 01:42:17 PM
ok i kno i has none but pyrokos is 7 in lololol

i hope you took the ruler to that thing, because you know, he could be lying like i was in the first post.

*edit*

hold that, i wasn't lying, the "bout" part of that post made it true.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: jinxie on April 30, 2008, 04:10:06 PM
I personally took a ruler to it. 
:D
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Kulli on April 30, 2008, 05:04:06 PM
about...4-5 inches?
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: flaffl on May 01, 2008, 02:39:55 AM
JUST OVER 9000 NANOMETERS
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Shoop Da Whoop on May 01, 2008, 11:31:47 PM
I'm swinging about 6 1/4 to 6 1/2 inches.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Alice on May 01, 2008, 11:58:30 PM
i think me and flaffl are the only people telling the truth here >:|
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Zakamiro on May 02, 2008, 01:59:36 AM
i think me and flaffl are the only people telling the truth here >:|


JUST OVER 9000 NANOMETERS

Agreed.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: flaffl on May 02, 2008, 02:14:19 AM
I ABSOFUCKING LOVED SPECTERE'S EDIT

ALSO BY THE WAY

NANOMETERS = METERS IN THE REAL WORLD

SO YOU BETTER GET OVER IT

DICKFUCK
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Spectere on May 02, 2008, 02:21:11 AM
NANOMETERS = METERS IN THE REAL WORLD

SO YOU BETTER GET OVER IT

DICKFUCK

NICE TRY, BUDDAH
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Bobbias on May 02, 2008, 02:26:52 AM
I am telling the truth. I have measured. I was rather surprised. But I mean, it's not like it's THAT uncommon to have a large dick. Just look at how many male porn stars there are. Quite a few. And they all are super-human there.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Zakamiro on May 02, 2008, 02:48:52 AM
I am telling the truth. I have . . . a large dick.
super-human

:]

I reckon just as many people have big dicks to small dicks when compared against the mean dick size.

YES. MEAN DICK SIZE. And by mean I mean average. :[

Average dick size. But MEAN DICK SIZE sounds more bad ass. Ok i'll shut up.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Kulli on May 02, 2008, 05:39:18 AM
um...did you guys miss my post?

why the hell would I lie about that?
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Zakamiro on May 02, 2008, 05:42:08 AM
no, you're koo v33mon. :] don't trip.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: vladgd on May 05, 2008, 01:21:07 AM
bump for no reason

sup nigs
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Zakamiro on May 05, 2008, 06:56:35 AM
nothing. you?

bump?
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on May 07, 2008, 03:02:08 AM
About 7 inches exactly when measured from from my stomach. Considering 5,6,7 is average, I guess I'm in the good.

Also related.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: vladgd on August 25, 2008, 01:18:28 AM
bump because we need more data
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Renard on August 25, 2008, 05:06:33 PM
WHY WOULD YOU POST ABOUT YOUR DICKS

GOD, FUCK

just about exactly 7" here, maybe 6 3/4.

FUCK YOU'RE DISGUSTING PEOPLE

spectere's forum is filled with large-dicked individuals
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Jupi on August 25, 2008, 08:46:48 PM
9 inches, yo!
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: vladgd on August 25, 2008, 09:24:10 PM
FUCK YOU'RE DISGUSTING PEOPLE

 8)
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Alice on August 25, 2008, 11:16:26 PM
9 inches, yo!
can i has touch xD xD xD
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: annon on August 26, 2008, 12:22:39 AM
JUST OVER 9000 NANOMETERS

9
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: vladgd on August 26, 2008, 01:00:47 AM
either we have a fairly good sized dicked group of lads, or only the people comfortable with their size are posting.

AINT NOTHING WRONG WITH SMALL DICKS YO

cept for maby yo e-pride
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Jupi on August 26, 2008, 06:59:57 AM
Sure!  Go for it, babe.   8)
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Spectere on August 26, 2008, 11:35:11 AM
19999 Posts in 581 Topics by 73 Members

hay guys, u no wut 73 is backwards, rite?

Speaking of which, 20K GET, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Jupi on August 26, 2008, 02:44:24 PM
19999 Posts in 581 Topics by 73 Members

hay guys, u no wut 73 is backwards, rite?

Speaking of which, 20K GET, MOTHERFUCKERS.

You lint licker.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: vladgd on August 26, 2008, 06:05:02 PM
19999 Posts in 581 Topics by 73 Members

hay guys, u no wut 73 is backwards, rite?

Speaking of which, 20K GET, MOTHERFUCKERS.

the e-peen is large in this one  (TO MAKE UP FOR THE SMALL PEEN HE HAS IRL)
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Alice on August 26, 2008, 06:05:12 PM
IN B4 20,000

SHIT TOO LATE :(
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Bobbias on August 26, 2008, 08:11:52 PM
PWNED. THRED OVAR.

IN B4 LOQ~!~!@2!1!1!!!!
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: annon on August 26, 2008, 08:38:45 PM
(http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/slowpoke.gif)

19000get
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Alice on August 26, 2008, 10:03:12 PM
IN B4 VLADGD SAYS SOMETHING GAY
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: vladgd on August 26, 2008, 10:11:27 PM
I SUCKED A MANS DICK ONE TIME

SRSLY
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on August 26, 2008, 10:23:34 PM
Gay niggas.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: vladgd on August 26, 2008, 10:49:11 PM
if only my male sexual partner was a nigga

antonio just ain't cuttin' it anymore
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Kulli on August 28, 2008, 04:16:41 PM
lol just measured for the first time ever

like I thought, 5 inches

rofl
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: vladgd on August 28, 2008, 04:46:42 PM
&feature=related

bill bellamy stand up

funny, and oddly related to topic
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Alice on August 28, 2008, 06:41:54 PM
actualy 4 srs i'm around 5.5in

:(
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 28, 2008, 06:59:59 PM
Tell my why we are talking about penis sizes?
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Jupi on August 28, 2008, 07:01:14 PM
Why not?
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: vladgd on August 28, 2008, 07:12:03 PM
Tell my why we are talking about penis sizes?

because i made a thread about it, COUGH UP YO SIZE BUSTA
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: 淫蟲 on August 28, 2008, 08:01:15 PM
actualy 4 srs i'm around 5.5in

:(

me 2











flaccid, of course
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 28, 2008, 08:06:03 PM
Alright I am 8 inches happy?
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Jupi on August 28, 2008, 08:08:56 PM
So then you're NOT a member of the club!  You lied.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 28, 2008, 08:44:03 PM
Yeah I measured it...I still think it's small.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Spectere on August 29, 2008, 04:09:31 PM
Mine's 12 inches.

Around.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Jupi on August 29, 2008, 04:23:34 PM
Mine's 12 inches.

Around.

No wonder you never wear shorts.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: vladgd on August 29, 2008, 04:58:25 PM
Mine's 12 inches.

Around.

sup tiny tim
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Spectere on August 29, 2008, 06:59:42 PM
My bad, my cat ran on my keyboard and posted under my name.  What a jokester.

Mine's more like 12 AU around.  It's very possible that you are currently living inside of my penis.
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Bobbias on August 29, 2008, 07:23:05 PM
Only 12 AU, how about 12 Parsecs?

Oh wait, are we talking about or e-peens or the real ones?
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Spectere on August 30, 2008, 01:44:21 AM
E-peens.  My real one is much bigger. :o
Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 30, 2008, 01:53:42 AM
E-peens.  My real one is much bigger. :o

Oh dear I am very afriad now.

Title: Re: how big is dat salami?
Post by: Jupi on August 30, 2008, 09:10:31 AM
Relevant!