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Title: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Sqthreer! on November 14, 2009, 06:29:05 PM
I feel this is a very important statistic to be on record on these forums so please answer honestly. Any false information provided will result in physically painful consequences.

I fold my toilet paper very neatly to the size of one square, then fold it in half for extra thickness. How many squares I use usually depends on the brand and ply amount of the toilet paper.

I used to crumple until I realized the potential risk of not knowing exactly where your hand is relative to the mess.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on November 14, 2009, 08:56:57 PM
crumple, then fold said crumple in half for reuse. I'm environmentally savvy.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Spectere on November 14, 2009, 10:26:33 PM
fold > crumple
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Kulli on November 14, 2009, 11:02:14 PM
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TOILET PAPER IS JUST A SETBACK

ps I didn't vote
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: OmegaOmni on November 14, 2009, 11:16:58 PM
Fold.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Jupi on November 14, 2009, 11:21:27 PM
The REAL question is do you stand up or sit down to wipe your ass?
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: OmegaOmni on November 14, 2009, 11:23:36 PM
Who knows and who WANTS to know.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Jupi on November 14, 2009, 11:37:36 PM
Clearly since I asked, I must want to know.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Sqthreer! on November 15, 2009, 04:35:31 AM
I am a stander. Less chance of grazing the overfilled toilet with your knuckle.

And so far I'm kind of surprised by the outcome of the poll. I was thinking there would be more crumplers.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on November 15, 2009, 04:42:55 AM
Why would I stand, nigga I ain't tryin' to work out.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Jupi on November 15, 2009, 12:12:46 PM
Both of you gentleman raise very good points.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Alice on November 15, 2009, 12:25:23 PM
When you wipe your butt, do you pull the paper towards your naughty bits or away from them :-*
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Jupi on November 15, 2009, 01:00:59 PM
Us ladies are supposed to wipe away from the naughty bits.  Thus, away.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: OmegaOmni on November 15, 2009, 02:14:12 PM
Females on the interwebs....that is a lie.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Sqthreer! on November 15, 2009, 03:11:50 PM
From the back, toward the naughties.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Ulti on November 25, 2009, 08:04:52 PM
crumple, then fold said crumple in half for reuse. I'm environmentally savvy.

From the back, toward the naughties.

Derp derp. Also pagegrab and thread necro!
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Sqthreer! on December 03, 2009, 04:13:51 PM
Well then I think that settles it. Fold wins. As it should.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: flaffl on December 06, 2009, 02:16:48 AM
well i dont necessarily fold, like i don't do it by the preforated edges. i just kinda wrap it around my hand and then just kinda slip my hand out and wipe away~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Jupi on December 06, 2009, 09:07:44 AM
For some reason, I thought you'd wipe your ass with a waffle.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: flaffl on December 13, 2009, 09:09:51 PM
yeah

people call it chocolate chip waffles, i just call it my specialty
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Sqthreer! on December 14, 2009, 03:39:19 PM
Well this raises the question: would a waffle or a pancake be more efficient for wiping the bum? Does anyone have first-hand experience?
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on December 14, 2009, 03:48:40 PM
One would assume the waffle for obvious reasons.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Sqthreer! on December 14, 2009, 04:13:11 PM
I would also vote waffle. For the same reasons.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Bobbias on December 15, 2009, 03:29:42 AM
The waffle would be more painful though, being hard and such... At least a pancake wouldn't hurt.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Jupi on December 15, 2009, 12:47:18 PM
Waffles are supposed to be hard?

Interesting.  Haha.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: mysticsnake on December 15, 2009, 06:30:23 PM
I'm a crumpler.

The better question here is, do you wipe while sitting down, or do you stand up to wipe?

I was surprised how many weirdos I know sit and wipe. HOW? It's more awkward than looking your best friend in the face while you grab his balls softly
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: Bobbias on December 15, 2009, 09:33:47 PM
I'm a crumpler.

The better question here is, do you wipe while sitting down, or do you stand up to wipe?

I was surprised how many weirdos I know sit and wipe. HOW? It's more awkward than looking your best friend in the face while you grab his balls softly

hahaha agreed, and that is the best way you could have put it.
Title: Re: Fold or Crumple?
Post by: flaffl on December 15, 2009, 09:42:13 PM
puahahahahaha that was world class

i dont know how you necessarily STAND UP and wipe, but i dont get how you'd completely sit down and wipe. i guess you'd say that i stand up, but its more like an air squat so my butthole's still opened up and i can wipe freely and not closed up when i'm stood up straight

but yes, i would rather a pancake. much softer, less hemmorhoids.