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Retired => Retired Boards => ☃ => Topic started by: Sqthreer! on November 14, 2009, 06:29:05 PM
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I feel this is a very important statistic to be on record on these forums so please answer honestly. Any false information provided will result in physically painful consequences.
I fold my toilet paper very neatly to the size of one square, then fold it in half for extra thickness. How many squares I use usually depends on the brand and ply amount of the toilet paper.
I used to crumple until I realized the potential risk of not knowing exactly where your hand is relative to the mess.
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crumple, then fold said crumple in half for reuse. I'm environmentally savvy.
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fold > crumple
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Other (please specify)
TOILET PAPER IS JUST A SETBACK
ps I didn't vote
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Fold.
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The REAL question is do you stand up or sit down to wipe your ass?
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Who knows and who WANTS to know.
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Clearly since I asked, I must want to know.
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I am a stander. Less chance of grazing the overfilled toilet with your knuckle.
And so far I'm kind of surprised by the outcome of the poll. I was thinking there would be more crumplers.
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Why would I stand, nigga I ain't tryin' to work out.
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Both of you gentleman raise very good points.
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When you wipe your butt, do you pull the paper towards your naughty bits or away from them :-*
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Us ladies are supposed to wipe away from the naughty bits. Thus, away.
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Females on the interwebs....that is a lie.
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From the back, toward the naughties.
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crumple, then fold said crumple in half for reuse. I'm environmentally savvy.
From the back, toward the naughties.
Derp derp. Also pagegrab and thread necro!
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Well then I think that settles it. Fold wins. As it should.
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well i dont necessarily fold, like i don't do it by the preforated edges. i just kinda wrap it around my hand and then just kinda slip my hand out and wipe away~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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For some reason, I thought you'd wipe your ass with a waffle.
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yeah
people call it chocolate chip waffles, i just call it my specialty
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Well this raises the question: would a waffle or a pancake be more efficient for wiping the bum? Does anyone have first-hand experience?
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One would assume the waffle for obvious reasons.
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I would also vote waffle. For the same reasons.
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The waffle would be more painful though, being hard and such... At least a pancake wouldn't hurt.
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Waffles are supposed to be hard?
Interesting. Haha.
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I'm a crumpler.
The better question here is, do you wipe while sitting down, or do you stand up to wipe?
I was surprised how many weirdos I know sit and wipe. HOW? It's more awkward than looking your best friend in the face while you grab his balls softly
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I'm a crumpler.
The better question here is, do you wipe while sitting down, or do you stand up to wipe?
I was surprised how many weirdos I know sit and wipe. HOW? It's more awkward than looking your best friend in the face while you grab his balls softly
hahaha agreed, and that is the best way you could have put it.
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puahahahahaha that was world class
i dont know how you necessarily STAND UP and wipe, but i dont get how you'd completely sit down and wipe. i guess you'd say that i stand up, but its more like an air squat so my butthole's still opened up and i can wipe freely and not closed up when i'm stood up straight
but yes, i would rather a pancake. much softer, less hemmorhoids.