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Site-Related => Introductions => Topic started by: dsam070789 on July 26, 2010, 11:01:56 AM
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Ok, so now that I see what people are like here on spectere.net, i know my limitations and what I can and cannot say. So ignore my previous topic with the horrendous name of "anal seepage" and just read this one. As an introduction, I am Donald, friend of Jupi. Most of the time in my everyday life I am an asshole and that is just my personality. To be honest, very few people know the real me, behind the facade of being a jerk.
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Back in my other introductory topic, it said and i quote *sigh*, "Dead people give me hard ons...". What that meant was I work at a funeral home and dead people equals money and everyone loves money. So don't think of my as necro or anything of that sort.
As for who I am when in comes to using the computer. I enjoy forums very much. Somewhere to go to BS about anything an everything where you know someone is going to see it. What's not to like about that? I am a majorrrr MMORPG and MMOFPS player even though they seem to consume my life.
So again, disregard my previous topic, and pretend this is my first ever on spectere.net. I do want to apologize to anyone who thought of me as an r-tard (given I was acting like one), and let's just have some fun.
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That's a lot more like it :] I apologize for calling you a retard (even if you were acting like one). The thing is that a lot of the people here come here to AVOID the general retardation of the internet and to mock it. Personally, I can't ever see myself being a regular on any other forum besides this one; I have an e-history with a lot of people here (as do many others) and whatever it is that keeps me here must be rare. It's just a little upsetting when the balance of maturity vs. immaturity gets shaky. I think the balance is restored though so yay for everyone.
Just gotta say, it's pretty cool that you work at a funeral home. Is it owned by your family or no?
And welcome to the forum for realz this time :D You don't seem so bad after all.
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Good boy. I knew you had it in you. :3
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Nope, my family does not own the funeral home, but my boss and his family are pretty much my 2nd family in essence, considering I have known them all my life. It's actually a funny story as to how I got my position. I was sitting down at my Parish festival in '06, where my mother, my future boss and his wife sold Instant Bingo Tickets. So I was just lounging around and my future boss says, "What are you doing this summer?" Very nonchalantly I replied in a super sarcastic voice, "Nothing, wanna give me a job?" ..."Sure come down Monday" and I have been there ever since.
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These spam bots get smarter by the day.
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Nope, my family does not own the funeral home, but my boss and his family are pretty much my 2nd family in essence, considering I have known them all my life. It's actually a funny story as to how I got my position. I was sitting down at my Parish festival in '06, where my mother, my future boss and his wife sold Instant Bingo Tickets. So I was just lounging around and my future boss says, "What are you doing this summer?" Very nonchalantly I replied in a super sarcastic voice, "Nothing, wanna give me a job?" ..."Sure come down Monday" and I have been there ever since.
And so began all the dead people jokes.
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Welcome. I am the resident post-whore, though I've been slacking a bit lately. Sqthreer pretty much summed things up with his post, so I don't really have much else to say.
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there's no such thing as second chances
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Ahh, readable posts. Much better. ;D
Welcome aboard!
there's no such thing as second chances
Says the person who "left forever" about three times. ;)
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Ahh, readable posts. Much better. ;D
Welcome aboard!
Says the person who "left forever" about three times. ;)
Haha, damn good point there.
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Nope, my family does not own the funeral home, but my boss and his family are pretty much my 2nd family in essence, considering I have known them all my life. It's actually a funny story as to how I got my position. I was sitting down at my Parish festival in '06, where my mother, my future boss and his wife sold Instant Bingo Tickets. So I was just lounging around and my future boss says, "What are you doing this summer?" Very nonchalantly I replied in a super sarcastic voice, "Nothing, wanna give me a job?" ..."Sure come down Monday" and I have been there ever since.
HEY! Haven't talk to you in awhile man. We need to hit up the hookah bars on Carson sometime.
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Or we could just go out to a bar and get wasted XD
I want a second chance! :(
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I wish we had hookah bars around here. A friend of mine has a hookah at the place he's staying for college (it;s not actually his hookah, but the guy who owns it doesn't mind us using it). That stuff kicks ass. I don't even really smoke, and I love it. It's even better when you hit a bong before though :P Of course, that can also lead to issues, if the head rush from the tobacco is too much, lol.
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I wish we had hookah bars around here. A friend of mine has a hookah at the place he's staying for college (it;s not actually his hookah, but the guy who owns it doesn't mind us using it). That stuff kicks ass. I don't even really smoke, and I love it. It's even better when you hit a bong before though :P Of course, that can also lead to issues, if the head rush from the tobacco is too much, lol.
My best friend Don and I have a collection of 8 hookahs and at parties I have been dubbed the Hookah Master haha
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Yup! Torpedo the Hookah Master.
That's yer name.
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Yup! Torpedo the Hookah Master.
That's yer name.
O hush, Colleen. They do not need to know the story of the time I got a dick in my mouth.
......CRAPPPPP!
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Muwahahaha.
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My best friend Don and I have a collection of 8 hookahs and at parties I have been dubbed the Hookah Master haha
Haha, that's fucking badass! I so need to hang out with you sometime, lol.
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HI2U
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Bobbias, it's a shame you live and Canada eh? Can't expect me to bring my lazy ass to you so I doubt the hang out is a factor anymore in this discussion.
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Yeah... Where exactly do you live, anyway? I'm not THAT far from the border... (well, far enough that any trip would take pretty much a day of travel, but still, in terms of actual distance, i'm not all that far).
Sometime if I can save up enough money, I definitely want to take a trip down to meet a bunch of you guys.
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I live in Pittsburgh. 20 minutes away from the one on these forums called Jupi. The home of aggressive drivers and everlasting construction work. But I will say one thing. The only good thing that ever came from Canada was Sidney Crosby. <3 lol
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And Canadian bacon.
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I live in Pittsburgh. 20 minutes away from the one on these forums called Jupi. The home of aggressive drivers and everlasting construction work. But I will say one thing. The only good thing that ever came from Canada was Sidney Crosby. <3 lol
Fuck crosby. I do not approve of the fact that someone younger than me should be making that much money because he's good at a game.
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Says the person who "left forever" about three times. ;)
says the person that wouldn't ban me even apon request.
faget
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The home of aggressive drivers
Pfft, Pittsburgh ain't got nothin' on Baltimore. I learned how to drive stick reaaaaaal quick when I went there.
Tampa's pretty bad, too, for that matter.
and everlasting construction work.
Amen.
Ohio's pretty bad, but we don't usually bring a road as busy as PA-60 (I-376...whatever they call it nowadays) down to one lane for 10-15 miles. :s
says the person that wouldn't ban me even apon request.
Says the person who claimed to not have the self-control to stop, despite eventually deleting his account and actually leaving for a few months without incident.
YOU'RE STRONGER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE.
whore
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Pfft, Pittsburgh ain't got nothin' on Baltimore. I learned how to drive stick reaaaaaal quick when I went there.
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis.
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pat drove me and jupi from Westminster to Baltimore and eventually back in his Mazda 3 with a 5-speed stick shift, from the highway to stop-and-go downtown traffic
it was actually pretty awesome
just sayin'
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I got passed by a cop while I was going 95 mph down I-95 (like everyone else) in a massive, 2 ton Ford Five Hundred.
It was pretty ridiculous.
Also, I really miss my goddamn red Saturn...just sayin'.
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Tampa's pretty bad, too, for that matter.
Ain't nothin compared to Miami. You know the traffic is going to be horrible down there once you see how the roads are arranged.
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I (un)fortunately haven't been to Miami, but I have heard, uh, things about the drivers in that area.
What's special about the roads down there, though? Just piss-poor planning?
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I've been to Miami; it's nothing special.
Honolulu roads are worse. Have you ever been to a place where all the roads are built like cul-de-sacs, even downtown? WELL COME ON DOWN
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Have you ever been to a place where all the roads are built like cul-de-sacs, even downtown? WELL COME ON DOWN
wtf WHY.
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Well, it's a bit of an exaggeration; downtown is more like a wide alleyway, and the more "suburban" you get, the more likely you are to get streets that branch into nowhere. (http://maps.google.com/maps?q=honolulu&ie=UTF8&hl=en&hq=&hnear=Honolulu,+Hawaii&ll=21.313804,-157.804399&spn=0.008836,0.01929&z=16)
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Eh, I suppose I see that quite a bit around here. Roads ending abruptly seems to be a suburban staple. At least it looks like many of the roads there give you some way of turning around. There's a bunch of roads around here that literally just stop (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Youngstown,+OH&sll=21.311342,-157.812107&sspn=0.001243,0.001977&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Youngstown,+Mahoning,+Ohio&ll=41.049243,-80.627482&spn=0.008051,0.015814&t=h&z=17). I'm guessing it probably happened when I-680 was built, but it's still shitty as hell and I suppose is kind of fitting for Youngstown.
At least downtown Youngstown has roads that are nice and wide, though. They've actually been renovating it to make downtown travel more straightforward and seamless and they've done a pretty good job so far. Now all they have to do is take care of the fuckin' ghetto that's surrounding the city.
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i troll a lot on these forums
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i troll a lot on these forums
Lies.
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Lies.
shut the fuck up asshole dont tell me what to do