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Title: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Spectere on October 12, 2007, 05:44:23 PM
I figured out a way to beat the 17th test chamber in Portal without doing any of the puzzles so I decided to make a video out of it.

Here it is:

http://www.spectere.net/video/portal-test17.avi (http://www.spectere.net/video/portal-test17.avi) (8.33MB, XviD)

There are no plot spoilers but the puzzle might be spoiled if you haven't played it before.  Watch at your own risk. :>

Edit: Now available on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXjiIK-Q9MM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXjiIK-Q9MM)
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on October 12, 2007, 06:09:46 PM
Oh lol, that seemed a little simple.
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Spectere on October 12, 2007, 06:16:12 PM
Just a wee bit.

After all the hell that Source's physics engine put me through (launching me through portals that I merely walked through, slinging me into the path of very massive pistons, throwing me off of platforms into sludge for no damn reason, etc) it was nice to be able to use it to my advantage. :)
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Alice on October 15, 2007, 12:47:46 AM
is Portal a free game or do you have to buy it?
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on October 15, 2007, 02:18:48 PM
is Portal a free game or do you have to buy it?

Part of orange box. Can't be bought individually, at least not yet. Also are you supposed to get back into that area with all the writing and candles? Looks like something you should see.
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Spectere on October 15, 2007, 02:26:43 PM
It's sort of a not-very-well-hidden secret -- a resting area from the previous test subject.  It's meant to give the player the element of doubt.
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: NewF on October 17, 2007, 06:28:42 PM
This game is for computer? I want it right NOW!
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Spectere on October 17, 2007, 06:33:16 PM
http://orange.half-life2.com/ (http://orange.half-life2.com/)

Tharrr y'go. :)
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: NewF on October 17, 2007, 06:34:15 PM
Heading to EB games rigght now to buy it :)
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: vladgd on October 17, 2007, 07:19:34 PM
Part of orange box. Can't be bought individually

$20.00 from steam
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on October 17, 2007, 07:30:00 PM
Heading to EB games rigght now to buy it :)

Download steam and get it threw them, you're going to have to download steam even if you buy it in store.
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: NewF on October 17, 2007, 08:57:23 PM
I already have steam, but I already bought it lol. Once I typed "heading to EB to buy it right now" I left that second, and went and bought it...Installing now.
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: NewF on October 17, 2007, 10:35:54 PM
Wow, this game is even fuckin' more amazing than I thought. This game is AMAZING! CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!
FAP FAP FAP FAP!!
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Spectere on October 17, 2007, 10:41:56 PM
Wow, this game is even fuckin' more amazing than I thought. This game is AMAZING! CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!

I know, isn't it? :D  It's short (I only spent a couple of hours on it my first time through) but it's the best few hours I've spent on a game in a while.
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: NewF on October 18, 2007, 01:36:24 AM
Yeah I noticed...I just beat it 20 minutes ago (just got finished eating) and i've done 2 of the advanced rooms so far....so all in conclusion it took me....about 2:30-3 hours to finish.
Wish it was longer though :(
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Spectere on October 18, 2007, 02:42:25 AM
Same here.  Oh well, it's still kind of nice to have a game to kill time with (my current record for clearing the game from start to finish is 43.5 minutes...I intend to get below 40).  And you'd better believe that when people start making quality custom levels I'm going to be all over that shit.
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: NewF on October 18, 2007, 04:24:11 AM
Yeah, that'll be awesome with custom levels. This game is friggin' killer, I hope the puzzle rooms will never end. Its great!
I'm still unlocking achievements right now. This second i'm doing the 30k fall through the celing/floor portals :O
Oh, and prior to that, I beat all the advanced levels.
That last level with the turret guns was a bitch.
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Spectere on October 18, 2007, 02:31:25 PM
For the 30K thing I think I'm seriously going to set it up and run to Chipotle or something.  I literally sat in front of my computer playing PSP for a few minutes and that little bit of time wasn't long enough.

I think they went a wee bit overboard on that achievement. :P
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: NewF on October 18, 2007, 02:36:58 PM
LoL yeah, ,also, I was checking out your little skipping part for the 17th chamber....only thing is...you need the companion cube to continue on to the next part do you not?
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Spectere on October 18, 2007, 03:13:47 PM
Yeah, you need to carry it with you until the end.  It won't let you continue until you've...disposed of it. *sniff*
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Bobbias on October 18, 2007, 03:18:28 PM
What exactly is it anyway?
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: NewF on October 18, 2007, 04:27:27 PM
What exactly is it anyway?

NEVER QUESTION THE COMPANION CUBE OR YOU SHALL BURN!


Since the big pile of "surf control" at work, i'm forced to only give you the "pre-link" to the pictures of the Companion Cube.

forums.gametrailers.com/showthread.php?t=199138

And its just basically kind of a "joke"...if you watch spec's video, listen to what the voice is saying about it..."cannot speak and will not stab you" and what not. They got lots of little funny things in the game such as the "cake" for your party lol. But anyway, to sum it all up, the companion cube helps you through obstacles you wouldn't be able to get past (using it as a ledge to climb high walls and what not)
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Spectere on October 18, 2007, 04:54:58 PM
I was laughing all the way through Portal thanks to little things like that.  The companion cube was the best thing ever.  When I took a look at it and saw the hearts on the sides I just busted out laughing.
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Bobbias on October 18, 2007, 05:16:17 PM
Yeah, I haven't even played the game before, and I still laugh at it.
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Spectere on October 18, 2007, 05:43:32 PM
Woo, I beat Portal in 38 minutes, 30 seconds, including loading times.  I think it's safe to say that I shattered my original 40 minutes goal.
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: NewF on October 18, 2007, 06:19:53 PM
Grats man. Now...have you beat all the advanced rooms and gold medaled the challenges? I just completed all the advanced rooms last night...tonight after work i'm gonna start doing the challenges (not sure how hard they are) :D

p.s: I laughed quite hard too when I saw the <3's on the cube, and also the stuff the robot chick sais is hilarious.
My favorite part is where you had to launch yourself up on a platform for the first time and she was like..."WEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Spectere on October 18, 2007, 06:44:51 PM
I beat all of the advanced rooms and did a few of the challenges.  Some of the challenges are really hard.  It's definitely going to take some time to get through them (not to mention a completely different way of doing the levels).

And oh yeah, GLaDOS's lines are awesome.  One of my favorites was "If you are feeling tired from thirst, feel free to pass out." XD
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: NewF on October 18, 2007, 07:04:43 PM
Some of my favorites :

"The weighted companion cube will not threten to stab you and, infact, cannot speak."

Remember that time we tried to kill you by putting you in fire and you were like NO WAY? That was great.

That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.

Turn around and go back, there is cake, and all your friends will be there.

I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone.
Its always about that damn cake! LoL.
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Spectere on October 19, 2007, 12:22:35 AM
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.

Nice job breaking it, hero. ;)

Don't forget about the turrets!

"There you are!"
/me hides.

"Are you still there?"
/me grabs turret.

"H-hey!"
/me throws turret.

"Owowowowowow!"
...
"I don't hate you..."
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: NewF on October 19, 2007, 12:34:41 AM
lol!
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Bobbias on October 19, 2007, 02:47:08 AM
It's good to see game designers making a game basically just to be funny. I love when game programmers insert funny things into their stuff, but it's becoming kinda rare.
Title: Re: [VIDEO] Me skipping all of the puzzles in Portal Test Chamber 17
Post by: Leorina on September 25, 2008, 07:14:24 PM
Wait a minute...isn't that the voice of MGD3 song Radioactive Rats???  Just wondering because I recognize the one line from the lyrics.

On a sidenote...this is really late but because I just joined I have an excuse...nice job on figuring that out.