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Retired => Retired Boards => |)|)R FR3|< => Topic started by: flaffl on May 02, 2008, 02:17:05 AM
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http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/050108dnmetbillion.b623795f.html
Hahahahahahahahaha. Digg.com always makes me laugh.
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The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.
REALLY? HOLY SHIT.
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lol. I wanted to make a lewd racist joke involving the lady's skin color and math ability, but I decided not to.... Oh, you mean ten zeros is ten billion, not hundred?
Anyway, so here's an idea. OK?
I JUST HAD ONE.
So, I'll write someone a check. Prolly Gawd, since he's close. NOW, then I make the check out for like $3m. Something high, but not too ridiculous. And then, when the check is cashed, I'll have about negative $3m in my bank account. Seeing as how I can't pay the balance on the overdrafted account, I'll have to declare bankruptcy. OH NO SO SAD I'M BROKE NOW. THEN, Gawd proceeds to give me $2m. Totally a good idea, rite guys?
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Give it a shot and let me know how it works. ;)
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WHY DON'T YOU SPLIT IT 50 50? Cheap ass nigguh.
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because i'm the one risking embezzlement, fraud, [other charges the DA can make], and the bankruptcy affects me, not him.
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Heh, that's actually near where I live. This was in the local news.
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TEXANS.
*shakes head*
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TEXANS.
*shakes head*
Pretty much. Dallas is the worst about confirming everyone's stereotypes about Texans, too. D: