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Title: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Zakamiro on May 03, 2008, 03:03:12 PM
Note: move this thread to a better place if need be.

Rules: All (even this one counted) posts you to post must be of you intoxicated in some form. or something liek that.

I figure we have a pretty fair amount of people that choose to lose sobriety once and a while, so why not? And I think we tried this once before.... I think NewF did it.

Anyway, I cristen this thread, a new start on her maiden voyage.  I think sober replies are fine, I guess.




So yeah, drunk or whatuva. yep. had an idea just now about the thread, so i made it. And the guy behind me is making me laugh my ass off. And I am going to shut up now so I don't seem like a fucking idiot when I read this later. But I already fucked up. Shit.



Edit:

Fixed typos, etc. Trying to clean up a little of the slop and residue I left behind.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Spectere on June 03, 2008, 01:28:42 AM
I've been up for far too long.  Does that count?  My eyes are red, watering, and everything.

Actually, I could use a drink right now.  Followed by a few more.  Followed by a bunch more.  Rinse and repeat until I completely forget that my job exists.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sqthreer! on June 03, 2008, 03:18:14 AM
Interesting thread idea...

When I'm high I think really deeply into interesting things. Like time. I don't really have any background education on stuff like the theory of relativity and whatnot, so a lot of what I think about probably already has a few answers. Lately, I've been thinking about how time is totally perspective, and that it doesn't exist in a constant state. What sparked this idea was just one day I looked at the clock at work, and it seriously felt like an hour had passed, when only TEN had passed, and I was totally baffled and it made me temporarily question my sanity. And then I started thinking about how bizarre that is, and how psychedelic drugs (not to mention other drugs; but these, I think, on a higher level) (LSD, shrooms, salvia, DMT, etc.), are all known for their time-distorting effects. I remember a few of my earlier shroom trips I made the mistake of looking at the time frequently, which totally blew my mind because of the time-distortion. Now I always take off my watch when I trip. I also never look in the mirror because I always have this really cool, residual image of myself and  don't like to ruin it by looking at what I ACTUALLY look like XD. Anyway, people have also described their trips on more powerful psychedelics like salvia as feeling as if thousands of years had passed. And so that got me thinking that time is really just a feeling that we recognize naturally as a species. Etc...

ANYWAY, that's just a taste of some of the ranting I could go on to now, but I won't, for everyone's sake.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Zakamiro on June 03, 2008, 08:04:30 AM
newf, I don't think you should, unless that's your own personal taste or whatever. But ultimately it's your own choice, so do w/e. Although, I find it hard to believe you would strongly consider doing it.

Also, rumor has it you have to start off as a gay porn model first before you get to do the female models...

Edit:

Fuck I accidently sent it by mistake.. ( >.> )

Anyway, I've come up with all kinds of crazy ideas and what have you tonight, but they're going to fast for me to bother trying to write them all down. So I just said fuck it. It's okay if I forget. Anyway, yeah. O & hay guise.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Zakamiro on June 04, 2008, 01:08:33 AM
hahahaha, well, i guess that's kinda cool. not my sort of job.. lol
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Zakamiro on June 10, 2008, 06:37:00 AM
bored. nobody to talk to. :[
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on June 13, 2008, 09:35:06 PM
Small amount of Heineken in me. I haven't gotten drunk on this trip, though I have had a lot of beer.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on June 14, 2008, 07:53:38 AM
Happens to me now. I'll eat a bunch of pizza, drink like, 8, 9 beers, and still be barely buzzed :/
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Zakamiro on June 14, 2008, 09:07:06 AM
well, then what the hell then, dude. After 8 I'm pretty plastered. After 15-17 is when I pass out.

Anyway, I thought about ranting about nonsensical (lol word) bullshit, to make a it a more "intoxicated replies" example, but i thought fuck it. perhaps nobody wants to hear all of the fucking shit I'd possibly want to say while I was intoxicated. And rightly so, most people don't seem to know what the fuck they're talking about when under the influence of something. So, I decided it would potentially be a more better, more mature, and awesomer thing to do by just leaving nothing at all. Wouldn't you agree? I know I'd agree with me if I could. So, like I had said previously, (no further than just within the last 4 sentences, I believe) Anyway... Shit. I fucked up. I sound like a fucking idiot already.


Fuck it.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: fenril on June 24, 2008, 04:26:28 PM
HOE, I DO SHOT WEB (FACE STATUS: SPIDERMAN'D)
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: fenril on June 24, 2008, 04:29:20 PM
i got coffee shits
yes combined with the booze shits
oh, the poor toilet
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Zakamiro on June 29, 2008, 04:34:13 AM
HOE, I DO SHOT WEB (FACE STATUS: SPIDERMAN'D)
i got coffee shits
yes combined with the booze shits
oh, the poor toilet

Too awesome. Also, sup.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on July 03, 2008, 06:57:41 PM
I'm kinda high

and I just watched, on youtube, Snake Eater's ending

And now I'm crying.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Zakamiro on July 30, 2008, 02:06:26 AM
lol drunk. coors wtf. later peepz
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on August 06, 2008, 02:23:14 AM
My friend and I have a 28 of coors light. We have 10 or 11 left. BRB, more booze.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on August 06, 2008, 02:28:30 AM
I has stuff mixed with peppermint schnapps.  :3

I kinda miss my peach, but this is tasty too.  <3
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on August 06, 2008, 06:52:56 PM
I never did come back. I was too busy brb drinking, until about 4:15, at which point I walked home across town. I got home at something like 5 to 5:15. The walk is pretty much all uphill.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on August 16, 2008, 04:59:36 AM
Doublepost for more drinking. I've had some of a 40 of Disaronno, and a shot of Jose Cuervo.

I'm finally sobering up. Too bad everyone's passed out. I can never really sleep at other people's places.

Edit: and yes, I'm still up.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Zakamiro on August 23, 2008, 04:35:38 AM
lol bump.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Zakamiro on August 26, 2008, 04:01:52 PM
Fuck yes. Its so fucking awesome right now. :]
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on August 31, 2008, 12:01:01 AM
Fuck yes. Its so fucking awesome right now. :]
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on September 03, 2008, 01:51:15 AM
Made a mixed drink and did a shot of Yager...afterwards smoked half of a black and mild and have a real nice buzz going on.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on September 06, 2008, 01:48:54 AM
Keystone is shit. Despite that, I've had 10 cups of it. I wish the party had anything else.

editL and now I'm high.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 06, 2008, 03:47:41 AM
Keystone?
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on September 06, 2008, 09:13:04 AM
It's a cheap beer that tastes like water. Of course, since it's cheap, it's popular among college students.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on September 06, 2008, 11:19:33 AM
I'd rather have less of a good beer than a lot of a lousy one.  :/
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 06, 2008, 02:35:35 PM
not when you're trying to get drunk. Around here the beer like that is Carling.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on September 06, 2008, 03:41:39 PM
Hm.  Guess I just don't really try to get drunk a lot.  Heh.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Zakamiro on September 08, 2008, 03:37:18 AM
fuck

yes.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on September 08, 2008, 10:24:23 PM
rofl i laughed so hard at zaka's post

what the fuck
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on September 08, 2008, 11:26:23 PM
I say we should all drink!
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on September 08, 2008, 11:38:21 PM
But I have piano class in the morning


...

wait a minute. 

That resulted in better piano playing the next day the last time I did that...

muwahaha.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on September 08, 2008, 11:54:40 PM
Thats freaking awesome Jupi!
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on September 08, 2008, 11:57:02 PM
I must say, I'm somewhat tempted to try this.

Perhaps Wednesday night.  I'm too tired right now.  x.x
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 09, 2008, 10:53:10 AM
There's no such thing as too tired to drink!
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on September 09, 2008, 01:20:21 PM
Yes there is.  And I was totally it last night.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Zakamiro on September 09, 2008, 03:49:30 PM
It's a fucking intoxicated replies thread.

oh, and whats up.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Zakamiro on September 19, 2008, 03:17:52 AM
yeah, im drunk off my ass. fuck vodka.

fuck.

seriously, though. we dont give a fuck about your rubik's cubes, annon. we're all nerds in our own way here, shut the fuck up. we know youre  a pretentious fuckwit that has nothing better to do that prove their nerdiness over a fucking forum on the outskirts of the internet.


bobbias, stop fucking replying to everything. i dont know if you know this or not, but it pisses most of us off.

eggman, nobody cares about older games being better that current gen. leave vladgd alone, nobody fucking cares.



other than that, enjy your night. I'm fucknig drunk, and i dont give a shit. It's a fucknig web forum on the internet with only 20 regulars. nobody gives a flying fuck. goodnight.


POSTED.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 19, 2008, 03:57:09 AM
Just for the sake of saying fuck you, I'm replying to this.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Zakamiro on September 19, 2008, 09:52:15 AM
disregard that, I was completely hammered. oh and bobbias I usually like your posts.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 19, 2008, 11:37:44 AM
Ahh, yeah, some people just do stupid shit when they're drunk. I tried to fight one of my friends when I was completely wasted once. Of course, my reason was that he always instigates shit when we're drinking. He always encourages me to drink more, and tries to make me do stupid shit.

And by the way, I agree with eggman about the old games stuff.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on September 20, 2008, 02:01:14 AM
Hellllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Zakamiro on September 23, 2008, 12:23:54 PM
animaniacs!
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on September 24, 2008, 01:55:37 AM
I cannot for the life of me find this thread when I am inebriated.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 24, 2008, 04:59:57 AM
I haven't been drunk for a while, and the last couple times I was drunk, I was nowhere near a computer. I need to bring my laptop next time I drink...
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on September 24, 2008, 08:56:48 PM
Seems like an all around bad idea.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on September 25, 2008, 02:33:44 AM
I an stoned right now. I went out with 4 other guys and they had some pretty crappy weed. It took 3 bowls before any of us were high. They're not buying from that guy again.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 25, 2008, 04:17:19 AM
Seems like an all around bad idea.

How so? I'm not one to start messaging people I never talk to and saying stupid shit, like some people. I'll just make a really poorly typed and probably ridiculously nonsensical post here. And maybe actually try to get on IRC like that time ages ago at new years (anyone aside from spectere and I remember that?)
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on September 25, 2008, 04:45:12 PM
Drunk plus sensitive electronics isn't always a god combination. Trust me I know.

Also yes, I remember that IRC convo.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on September 25, 2008, 04:49:15 PM
I remember a while ago (like 2-3 years) when snowcrafta IM'd me drunk. He said he was "DERINML" then "DRTUNBK" and finally "drunk". Now, whenever I think of drunk internetting, I think of the word derinml.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 25, 2008, 06:39:46 PM
Drunk plus sensitive electronics isn't always a god combination. Trust me I know.

Also yes, I remember that IRC convo.

I wish spectere hadn't lost that quote of me on the old s.net, lol.

And if I were to drink and use my laptop, I'd keep the drink away from the laptop. I'm usually pretty good at remembering to do stuff like that when drunk. However, I definitely need to, because I do tend to spill drinks when drunk, unfortunately.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Leorina on September 25, 2008, 07:34:20 PM
just went throgugh 4 heinys btu i fell fine...teh smleys re string at me funy...I wndor if thy no what im typn...........................i wdor if i kno wht im tiepin...tlk latr.

Edit: yeah...I get buzzed fast...but only for a little while...wow, I didn't even know that was what I typed...probably not gonna happen again though.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on September 25, 2008, 09:53:06 PM
Heineken? 

You're more than welcome to enjoy what you do, but I find that beer to taste like a portly gentlemans' ass-sweat.

And before anyone asks how I know what that tastes like...

Let's just say Spectere has some strange ideas of a "good time."
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Leorina on September 25, 2008, 09:56:10 PM
Heineken? 

You're more than welcome to enjoy what you do, but I find that beer to taste like a portly gentlemans' ass-sweat.

And before anyone asks how I know what that tastes like...

Let's just say Spectere has some strange ideas of a "good time."

The thing was they weren't heinekens...it was a quick buzz because I don't know how I can get like that so fast and come off it just as fast...they were 1 bud light, 2 smirnoffs, 1wine cooler (with the bubble things).

And that had to be weird.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on September 25, 2008, 10:08:30 PM
Jager Jager Jager some Jack more Jager then maybe some Jamenson more Jager Jack and Coke and a blunt to finish off the day.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 25, 2008, 10:28:13 PM
The thing was they weren't heinekens...it was a quick buzz because I don't know how I can get like that so fast and come off it just as fast...they were 1 bud light, 2 smirnoffs, 1wine cooler (with the bubble things).

And that had to be weird.

Christ, and I thought I was a lightweight.

But now I can't drink beer if I want to get drunk, unless I'm drinking pints. A friend and I split a 28 of coors (we had 6 left over after that night) and we didn't get drunk the entire night.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on September 26, 2008, 12:57:45 AM
I have jager and patron [silver] under my bed lols
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 26, 2008, 09:40:37 AM
I need more alcohol. My brother drank the last of my booze... I've warned him that if I catch him drinking my alcohol 1 more time, he's never touching my computer again (which happens to be the only working desktop in the house.)

I almost hope he does it again and I catch him, just because I'm getting sick and tired of him fucking that thing up (he fills it up completely with crap, and then wonders when it works really sluggish).
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Zakamiro on September 26, 2008, 12:23:10 PM
needs more intoxicated replies, instead of sober ones. (lol this one qualifies. :] )

Please see http://www.spectere.net/smf/index.php?topic=205.0
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on September 27, 2008, 01:43:10 AM
My nipples fucking itch like a mother fucker. I shaved the hairs off of them earlier today and they've been itching like fucking crabs on your balls.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on September 27, 2008, 02:37:38 AM
My nipples fucking itch like a mother fucker. I shaved the hairs off of them earlier today and they've been itching like fucking crabs on your balls.


So...


You've had crabs?
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on September 30, 2008, 11:23:22 PM
Yes. I have crabs.

...

.

(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/7691/1216394898668ha3.jpg)
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on September 30, 2008, 11:44:13 PM
CRAB BATTLE!!!!
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Zakamiro on October 02, 2008, 10:07:35 AM
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on October 06, 2008, 12:51:39 AM
To drunk to drive but sober enough to reason. Yeah 1 white russian and 5 beers will do it.  Lucky for me I called my mom a head of time,
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on October 06, 2008, 05:25:59 PM
I'm not drunk, but this guy is.

Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on October 14, 2008, 01:23:17 AM
Poast.

EDIT: Weed, not alcohol.

EDIT2: Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C. 2nd Gig has the most amazing opener ever.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sqthreer! on October 14, 2008, 03:43:48 AM
I wish I was a cat.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on October 18, 2008, 11:05:29 PM
I just realized that whenever I get high, I fucking LOVE my music. I'm listening to CoB: Hate Crew Deathroll right now, and I get more ecstatic as each second passes.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on October 19, 2008, 02:36:52 AM
Probably because children of bodom is fucking amazing.

also drunk postan.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on October 19, 2008, 05:07:21 PM
I just realized that whenever I get high, I fucking LOVE my music. I'm listening to CoB: Hate Crew Deathroll right now, and I get more ecstatic as each second passes.

Yep, happens to me too.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on November 01, 2008, 02:12:48 AM
So tonight, I went to a halloween party. I had to get a costume, so at the last minute, I tied a t-shirt to my head like a ninja hood and brought my rubik's cube and proclaimed "I AM THE RUBIK'S NINJA" while drunk.

That said, I AM THE RUBIK'S NINJA, and I AM DRUNK AS HELL.

.Also, I know that Zakamiro meant that post at some level. I know that I come off as a pretentious fuckwit, but it's not intentional. I will admit that I like the praise I get for solving the rubik's cube, but it's not why I do it. I enjoy solving the rubik's cube. It's fun. And it's not necessarily hard to learn how to do it, it jus takes a time commitment. You can learn a many places on the internet jst by google searching.

anyways, I love this forum, and I will stick around until specere has to permenantly call it quitsl.

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on November 02, 2008, 02:38:20 AM
DP for awesome weekend of alcohol
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on November 02, 2008, 12:09:10 PM
I'd have posted last night when I was drunk, but there was no wireless where I was. A friend of mine just moved into town, so we bought a boatload of beer and played xbox all night, lol.

Unfortunately, we played a lot more xbox than we drank beer, lol, so there's still a TON of booze there. We bought a 4 pack of Tetly, to try it, a 12 of Steam Whistle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_Whistle_Brewing), to try it, a 12 of Sleemans Honey Brown, and a 24 of Coors Light for my friend's younger brother, who's living there too (so there would always be beer in the fridge).
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on November 08, 2008, 03:08:08 AM
Me playing Portal while drunk = Absolutely amazing.

Seriously, I did way better on test chamber 5 than I ever do.

Also, I suck at beer pong.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on November 09, 2008, 04:05:16 AM
Also, I suck at beer pong.

Which reminds me, I really don't like drinking games. At an actual party, it's rather annoying and you usually get drunk far too fast. With a few friends, it's fun.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on November 09, 2008, 05:26:29 AM
Lol, I hate them because I don't usually get drunk quick enough :/
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on November 09, 2008, 03:11:15 PM
Flipcup's easy, beer pong isn't.

Also, I usually can't eat a few hours before drinking because I might puke, but if I don't eat beforehand, I get drunk way too quickly. I choose getting drunk too quickly, though, because then the alcohol passes a lot more quickly through my body and I feel sober after only a couple hours of sleep.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on November 09, 2008, 05:39:42 PM
I actually have to make sure I don't eat too much when I'm drinking, but it's not because I'll puke, it's because if I eat too much (and I'm drinking beer) I will not get drunk enough... :/
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on November 09, 2008, 06:10:51 PM
Lol, I hate them because I don't usually get drunk quick enough :/

I suppose you don't have friends who insist on man pong, and playing several games of it in a row.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on November 09, 2008, 11:04:00 PM
No, but I have played Kings. Now that is an interesting drinking game.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on November 27, 2008, 02:24:45 AM
drank halfa botlle of 1/5 of jack by myself anf ai got drunk as fuck. Woo! also omega ati drivers are amaszing and I can't spell worth  a shit whii drunkin ess whoi gives two shits yeah.. happy turkey day to tose in the USA...need to clean my room yeah woo!

!Edit!
It was more like 3/4 of a bottle when I checked a few minutes ago :P
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on November 27, 2008, 12:48:17 PM
and I can't spell worth  a shit whii drunkin ess whoi gives two shits yeah..



I dunno, I'd say it's pretty close to how you normally type. 
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Alice on November 27, 2008, 03:33:00 PM
I'm not rally entoxicated but I haven't slept for quite a while does that coutn

beginning to learn dvorka keybaord and not having slept for over 24 hours does not go togehter but at least I have a Monster

O fuck it's empty. :/
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 06, 2008, 12:22:34 AM
BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yep, I'm drunk, typing is a  miracle....

Room is just on the verge of spinning, and i know when i look at this in the morning, i'll be amazed at how good my spelling is drunk, but nobody else has seen how many typos and mistakes i've made.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on December 11, 2008, 02:22:56 AM
I just took like 6 hits from a steamroller. High as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 11, 2008, 01:29:49 PM
I just took like 6 hits from a steamroller. High as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Steamroller? Haven't heard of that one....
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on December 11, 2008, 09:56:10 PM
It's basically a glass tube ~1 foot long and ~1.5 inches wide. I don't know too much about it, other than it gets you really high.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoking_pipe_(non-tobacco)#Steam_Roller
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 12, 2008, 01:38:29 AM
Ahh, basically a pipe with a carb, only much larger.

Yeah, the extra oxygen gets things rolling quick. Another way to get high fast is Poppers (you pack tobacco into the slide of the bong to hold up the weed (there's no bowl used here), burn the weed, and inhale the smoke, and when you get to the tobacco, breathe in really hard until the tobacco popps into the bong, causing a rush of air and smoke like when you open the end of the steamroller)
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on December 12, 2008, 03:34:38 AM
Yeah, the extra oxygen gets things rolling quick. Another way to get high fast is Poppers (you pack tobacco into the slide of the bong to hold up the weed (there's no bowl used here), burn the weed, and inhale the smoke, and when you get to the tobacco, breathe in really hard until the tobacco popps into the bong, causing a rush of air and smoke like when you open the end of the steamroller)

So that's what a popper is, sounds somewhat tedious, you wouldn't fill the bong with water because it's not important and you would have to clean out the bong somewhat regularly right?

Either way, sounds like fun.

Also I couldn't imagine taking 10 hits from anything half decent wise. I remember taking about 3 hits of some rather good stuff (even more regular smokers were saying it was good) and being in a pretty good state. Sure made the Natural ice go down better.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 12, 2008, 08:31:24 AM
You fill it with water. Have you ever done a dry bong? That shit is HARSH, lol.

I know form first hand experience (I took 1 hit before we moved to a different place to do some real smoking, and we were all too stoned to put some water back into the bong when we got there, needless to say, we put some in after I did that).

And no, it's not really tedious. It's pretty easy to pack the slider properly. All you need to do is make sure you pack the tobacco tight enough to hold up the weed until you need to haul it through. And that shit fucks you up. I've never actually had the lung capacity to haul it through, but I always got all the weed (and started getting some tobacco at the end).

It's a great way to get real stoned real fast if you don't have much weed. but the first one I hit, I almost passed out standing.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on December 12, 2008, 06:17:45 PM
The smoke wouldn't go through the water at all tho, since you don't have the metal/glass tube that actually goes into the water (at least, that's what I'm getting from this).
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 12, 2008, 11:40:51 PM
Eh, what are you talking about? When you do a popper, it's much the same as doing a bowl. You still smoke the weed, and slowly inhale the smoke through a bong, the only difference is that instead of inserting a bowl into the slide, you pack the slide directly with tobacco and then weed. When you haul the tobacco through, you pull it into the water. Until then, it's just like taking a hit from a bong normally.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on December 13, 2008, 01:26:04 AM
So the bowl and the slide (I'm assuming that's the part that hits the water, I'm a bit of a square here) aren't connected? All the ones I've seen have one unit that holds the bowl and then it stretches down to the water. so confus.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 13, 2008, 09:29:14 AM
The slide is the metal piece that guides the bowl into the side of the bong, but some of them aren't removable, so you need to get another piece of pipe that fits into the metal guide into the bong. Essentially you're replacing the bowl with a straight piece of metal.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on December 24, 2008, 04:44:33 AM
Oh shit goddamn what am I reading?

Also I just replied in a very odd way. Other then that, I cut my middle finger open throwing a broken mug into a canal, then a rather attractive chick helped me with my wound (she probably has a significant other  but who cares HAR HAR HAR).

Also my hand is going to be hard to explain to my rents.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on December 27, 2008, 11:39:09 PM
Spaghetti is awesome.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on December 28, 2008, 02:27:25 AM
So are Nerds. Hard candy is fucking great for cotton mouth.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on December 30, 2008, 03:07:45 AM
Doublepost for being buzzed. Also the attractive chic that healed my wound is taken, and her cute friend doesn't go for boys, AWESOME.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on January 01, 2009, 03:02:50 AM
DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hAPPY FUKING NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on January 01, 2009, 02:41:03 PM
Post-drunk post, because I was GONE last night. I couldn't even work my phone. I managed to explain things like how the term "alternate dimension" is a misnomer and the origin of the name "Children of Bodom," and I made out with 2 different girls whose names I don't remember. Awesome?
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on January 01, 2009, 04:02:28 PM
Post-drunk post as well. Well I had a fun night and I saw a lot of my college buddies, which was cool, also got drunk and hardly anyone got sick. I was also talking to this one guy about a music festival in the woods that was nothing but heavy drug use for about a week. Really I can't remember much or anything that important from that night, but it was still a lot of fun.

Stayed awake until 5 in the morning then the last people left and I took my friends moms bed, which is much nicer then my bed at home.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on January 10, 2009, 09:50:05 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

EDIT: I just watched Butterfly Effect and then beat Crazy Train on Expert with 186k. While stoned. It was awesome.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on January 16, 2009, 12:35:32 AM
So I am very stoned right now. I also just watched Pineapple Express, which was way more intense then I was thinking.

Edit, but getting a slight buzz then smoking pot is amazing.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on January 18, 2009, 05:50:33 PM
I'm still kinda hungover from last night...

I feel horrible.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on January 19, 2009, 12:54:33 AM
Pop an Advil and drink some water, always works for me.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on January 22, 2009, 02:17:29 PM
I think Terry is a pretty cool guy. eh sells weed across the hall from the RA and doesnt afraid of anything.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on January 23, 2009, 12:45:25 AM
Hehe, "linksys" is an anagram of "slinkys"

EDIT: Ok, so a cop just came into my dorm because it smelled like weed outside. I wasn't actually smoking in here, but the bag my weed was in had torn and while I was gone the smell had filled up the room (should've cracked a window). Anyways, I'm lucky I was stoned enough to remain calm, but sober enough to talk coherently, not backing into the defensive whenever he asked accusatory questions, like:

"So has anything been going on here tonight?"
"No, not really."
"Not really, or no?"
"No. I use 'not really' for no pretty much all the time."
"Pretty much all the time?"
"<smirk> Pretty much all the time."

Then again, he saw my eyes. Maybe he was just letting me off easy for not giving him trouble.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on January 25, 2009, 03:58:54 AM
Then again, he saw my eyes. Maybe he was just letting me off easy for not giving him trouble.

More the likely, he must see a lot of pot abuse going on. So I'm pretty drunk and me and another friend almost busted these kids heads in at McDonald's. We were waiting in the drive thru with me, 2 friends and the drivers girlfriend. When these people behind us started flashing their lights, the driver was getting pissed and my friend was drunk and egging him on. So we go and park, my friend sticks his head out the door (the driver) and tells them to fuck off, so they stop. Then we park in another spot and the back up to us and continue to fuck around. So we start to leave, and right when we pull up to them at the red flashing light they pull away. The main thing is, if my driving friends girlfriend didn't constantly tell him "don't fight them" and we had a different friend in the passenger seat, it would have ended really nasty for those 2 kids.

On an unrelated note, training day is an awesome movie.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on January 31, 2009, 03:37:24 AM
Slightly drunk. Thank god I can still fix typos.

Also, Marvel - Ultimate Alliance is fucking fun, but some bosses are next to impossible after a couple beers. :/

Damn
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on February 07, 2009, 10:45:15 PM
I just smoked 3 bowls because the weed I was smoking didn't act as quickly as I expected. I'm about to peak.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on February 08, 2009, 02:54:59 AM
Nice work, I've got 6 beers in me right now and I wish they affected me more.

Also, my friend and I discovered Beer Bread (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_bread). We're gonna try it soon.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on February 08, 2009, 03:29:44 AM
Poast because I'm drunk I suppose. Pretty bored, but video games plus friends plus drunk is awesome.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on February 08, 2009, 03:35:30 AM
Poast because I'm drunk I suppose. Pretty bored, but video games plus friends plus drunk is awesome.

lol, video games can be boring if you keep getting drunk with only 1 friend to play them with :/
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on March 17, 2009, 10:54:47 PM
holy christ am i drunk. fuvkin ya. by last beer was free thnaks to a friend of a friend.

Ok i can't spell, I'm done.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on March 18, 2009, 06:55:55 AM
Dude, I didn't even remember writing that until I saw it, lol.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on March 20, 2009, 12:39:32 PM
I'm not drunk or any sort. In fact, I'm completely sober.

However, I really wish I was PISS drunk when I come to this website sometime.... seems kinky.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on April 29, 2009, 04:19:06 PM
This is a great thread. PS DXM. :U
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on May 24, 2009, 01:55:14 AM
I'm so drunk right now. Like, holy shit. Wow.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Nekros on May 24, 2009, 03:13:48 AM
I'm so drunk right now. Like, holy shit. Wow.

I almost have to agree woth you. I've neeb driubnking with my neighbour andf damn, I feel good

Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on May 28, 2009, 12:44:43 AM
I'M GONNA BOP YOU ONE DEE DEE
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on June 01, 2009, 03:06:04 PM
Last night I tried some weed my older sister gave me. It was a very different type of high than I was used to. I felt mildly schizophrenic. I wasn't hallucinating (at least not visually), I was interpreting things I saw. I spent a while communicating with the Winamp visualizer, then spent the rest of the high watching the Twilight Zone.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on June 14, 2009, 10:43:29 PM
HNNNNNNGGGGGGGG resin is terrible :(
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on June 15, 2009, 02:34:22 PM
Haha, that it is. With my GF being an art student, I end up smelling many different chemicals, and I can say I really don't like the smell of the resin she had to use for the fiberglass sculpture she made :/
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on June 15, 2009, 03:54:32 PM
If she is coating her sculpture in weed resin, I would be seriously confused. D:
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on June 15, 2009, 10:48:18 PM
I was talking about other types of resin.

But weed resin is also horrible.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on June 16, 2009, 02:07:46 AM
I AM ROBOT

... wait no I'm not :(
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on June 19, 2009, 03:30:37 AM
I can never fucking find this thread when I'm drunk Also, I've been stoned for like 8 hours now and I've been having a blast. First off I went with my friend to this other guys house (I slightly know him) and we got stoned with him and a few other female friends. We watched a couple movies, got something to eat, and then went to another friends and got stoned again. I was basically high for 7 straight hours.

Also soda is horrible for cotton mouth.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on June 19, 2009, 03:19:57 PM
Fuck, I had a huge post, but just as I posted it, my fucking net dropped and the post disappeared. Fuck.

It was complaining that my GF's friends don't know how to fucking smoke weed right, and that they are about my only source of weed now, as rare as that is :/

and that I never get to post here drunk because I either don't think about posting on the computer, if there's one nearby, or I'm nowhere near a computer. Either way, I never get to post here drunk :/
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on June 19, 2009, 04:58:10 PM
Fuck, I had a huge post, but just as I posted it, my fucking net dropped and the post disappeared. Fuck.

Same shit happened to me, but my Firefox crashed.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on June 20, 2009, 04:28:42 PM
Oh man so I took some shrooms with some chicks I'd never met on Thursday, and one of them totally ended up asking for my number. It was full of win and awesome, since they were mega hotties. :V
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on June 21, 2009, 06:29:44 PM
Fuck. I really want to try shrooms, but I've never had the chance :/
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on June 21, 2009, 08:24:00 PM
Seems like they'd be hard to come by in Canada. Then again, you are on like the southern most part of it.

Cool thing about FL, you can order shroom spores through the mail and it's completely legal.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on June 25, 2009, 01:38:15 AM
9 days of work and jack = awesome TF2 and L4d pkaying.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on June 25, 2009, 04:29:15 PM
Seems like they'd be hard to come by in Canada. Then again, you are on like the southern most part of it.

Cool thing about FL, you can order shroom spores through the mail and it's completely legal.

Well, there are numerous types of shrooms that can be used. There are shrooms that live in ontario, and lots of people I know have tried them, it's just that I've never had a chance to.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on June 26, 2009, 03:32:24 AM
Well, I'm stoned as hell. For some fucked up reason, I always seem to really intensely think about social stereotypes and the like.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on July 01, 2009, 03:55:28 AM
Double post, but I just had a short, but fucking awesome night. A few people come over my house (basically randomly) and we decide to go to Taco Bell. On the way we get stoned and decide to go to this other guys house who owns BB (A friend brought up that he had it, because I was playing Guilty Gear) so we head over and play for a bit. After that we watch a few episodes of The Whitest Kids You Know, which was awesome. Then on the drive back Queen comes on, shit was fun.

Also I'm not sure what weed they had, but I've never felt more relaxed. Shit was amazing.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on July 25, 2009, 10:04:33 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaa
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on July 26, 2009, 12:56:49 AM
Well, I've had a mixed drink my friend made. With the way he mixes, I'm almost at the point where I might be validly intoxicated (mind you, validly intoxicated means that I can feel a buzz going). That said, I need a beer.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Spectere on July 26, 2009, 02:52:45 AM
Heh, that sounds like the one time I ordered a margarita from an Applebees in Maryland.  It was as if the person who mixed it forgot to add the triple sec and lime juice, because the stuff tasted almost like straight tequila.

Needless to say, I felt a little swimmy when we got up to leave.  Good thing I wasn't driving.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on July 26, 2009, 04:18:22 AM
Okay, I'm wasted. I JUST drove home too, and I was driving fine the entire time.

Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on July 26, 2009, 05:21:41 AM
Lol, well, my friend made himself a drink, and my car was there, so I said something to the effect of "I think we need to take my car back home now". He left the drink there, and picked me up at my place after I dropped the car off. I only had one drink, and the beer, because we started so late, but it was nice.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Spectere on July 26, 2009, 02:14:55 PM
Okay, I'm wasted. I JUST drove home too, and I was driving fine the entire time.

At least you think you were driving fine. ;)
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on July 26, 2009, 03:50:46 PM
At least you think you were driving fine. ;)

Hey, I stayed in my lane and did the speed limit the entire time. That and it was definitely not something I would have done if it wasn't nothing but back roads with no cars on them.

Also my friend is still a dick driver. We went on a beer run and he was already somewhat stoned and drunk and he pulls out of my friends community and does a burn out (it looked like he slid farther then he wanted) so my other friend replies that he doesn't want him driving like that. So he goes on arguing how he has control of the car and how he knows the roads and where ALL the cops are, and at one point he just floors it and starts going about 90. Then he stops in front of the community and argues that he could do it again, and my other friend just asks him to drive to the house so he replies "so you're admitting that I could do it by saying that?" or something along those lines.

It's annoying, but he thinks he has some super powered logic or something, and he uses that just to argue his way through any situation (or just annoy you to the point where you don't care anymore). I guess it's because he's lucky and he's argued his way out of a few speeding tickets, but he's so damn cocky about it. Like, we parked at a gas station and the lady there told us to move his car so he says "Oh I'm so sorry" like 5 times, moves forward and says "That's how you fucking reason with someone".
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on September 05, 2009, 04:02:11 AM
DBL POAST.

I'm fairly buzzed after buying two six packs of some imported beer for 4 dollars per six pack. Was rather tasty considering how cheap it was, plus it was strong.

Also the chick at starbucks was surprisingly hot, but I suppose I don't see enough attractive girls with long hair.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on September 13, 2009, 05:20:33 AM
hi I'm buzzed and drove home and am about to go to work for 6 hours.

drank 2.5 beers (some chick gave me her half-smirnoff)
1 shot of 99 bananas. chicks' favorite, wanted me to try it.
2 mixed drinks (captain and coke)
danced a little, DJ'd a little, etc.

woo. fun times
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 13, 2009, 08:55:02 AM
I greened out last night :/ Fuck.

My friend's GF gets weed fairly often, and my friend and I rarely smoke, but we ended up smoking some last night, and I was drinking as well (2 Alexander Keith's Red Amber Ale, 1 Old Speckled Hen [tallboy], and 1 Canadian). I got pretty damn stoned, grabbed my last beer, drank it, and then greened out, and got sick.

I enjoyed the rest of the time up until greening out though.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on September 16, 2009, 03:18:49 PM
Over the course of this weekend I've bought 2 kegs, a tap, and two 24 tallboy pallets. It was a good time.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 16, 2009, 09:33:33 PM
Holy fuck that's a lot of beer. What the hell were you throwing a party for? And how much did that cost you?
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on September 16, 2009, 11:15:59 PM
I was one of the few who was 21. First day we were going to just have a beer Olympics (my two friends wanted to see how fast they could finish a 24 pack between the two, sounds like a horrible idea right) so we just started gathering cash until someone just said "wait...let's just get a keg" and we did. The next day was for a BBQ we were throwing, which was the main reason I went. Then later that day I bought the beer and everyone fell asleep so we slowly finished it the next day.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 16, 2009, 11:31:44 PM
Man, I wish my friends were cool enough to get a keg. For the volume, kegs are decently cheep...
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on September 17, 2009, 12:20:31 AM
Yeah, that and it's a lot easier to clean.

Also my friends house has like 5 jars of moon shine in the kitchen and two deer heads in the living room, shit's fairly hick.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on October 03, 2009, 02:49:57 AM
So, pool + beer after while watching 300. Fun times. If anyone spots a typo tonight, it's the beer talking.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on October 04, 2009, 03:15:44 PM
Note to self, never drink beer and liquor on an empty stomach. I'm still hungover from it. Funny thing was I thought I lost my bottle of liquor I bought, but I looked up and it was right next to my PC. Probably shouldn't have bought it considering how tight cash is, but it was only 10 bucks worth of my own money and there's still a lot left.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on October 04, 2009, 03:45:16 PM
Lol, drinking on an empty stomach is... interesting.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on October 04, 2009, 04:18:33 PM
Oh yeah, and on the ride home I opened my friends car door to vomit and he still bitched at me because I got some on the outside of his car.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on October 04, 2009, 07:23:09 PM
Oh yeah, and on the ride home I opened my friends car door to vomit and he still bitched at me because I got some on the outside of his car.

haha, yeah, generally getting sick in a car is never good, even if you try not to hit the car.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on October 05, 2009, 06:40:46 AM
if you're gonna drink on an empty stomach, always stick with liquor first for at least 4 or 5 'drinks' then it's alright to drink beer. For some reason, that's always true, and you're less effected by the slam of only alcohol in your stomach.. and try to eat while you drink to that benefit as well. haha
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on October 05, 2009, 08:54:22 AM
Also, if your not going to eat, drink less than you usually do. On an empty stomach, 6 coors light will get me drunk to the point where I'm done.

My friend and I finished a 24 between us of that stuff one night and were completely sober....

Big difference.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Spectere on October 07, 2009, 06:15:17 PM
Milk is a good pre-drink beverage, I've found.  I had a glass of milk, drank myself silly, and woke up with no ill effects.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on October 07, 2009, 06:49:16 PM
...really? Sounds horrible.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on October 08, 2009, 01:26:25 AM
...really? Sounds horrible.

think that sounds bad?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29


mmmmmm. go PERFECTLY LEGITIMATELY ACQUIRE "The Big Lebowski"
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on October 08, 2009, 02:38:39 AM
My GF's mom drinks Baileys and Milk...
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on October 08, 2009, 02:45:18 AM
Well the Dude does abide.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on October 08, 2009, 03:18:49 AM
Well the Dude does abide.
<3 :D hahah. curdled milk in the stomach doesn't sound that appealing...... but people drink it so i guess there's something to it



ps i'm drunk
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on October 08, 2009, 04:09:38 AM
ps i'm drunk

lucky bastard.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on October 15, 2009, 12:49:58 AM
hey guess what

bought a 6'er of heineken, and a 1/5th of sailor jerry. i've been partial to cpt. morgan, but i thought i'd go for this different brand this time around. higher alcohol content (sailor is 92 proof as opposed to cpt. which is 72), and a different, sweeter flavor. both are Caribbean rums.

drinkin drinkin drinkin
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on October 15, 2009, 02:11:57 AM
Sailor Jerry is a beast. My friends got into it once they couldn't smoke pot any more (legal reasons).
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on October 15, 2009, 02:55:51 AM
guys i just found my new favorite rum.  cpt morgan tastes alrighty, but sailor jerry, as mort said, is a BEAST. comparing the a;lchool conttent is more than enough to outweigh the quality. sailor jerry obtains the wanted results quicker and with a bit better, more sweet taste.

did your friends get caught with it and have to take like.. required drug tests or something?


/drunk post
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on October 15, 2009, 06:16:16 AM
I'm generally not a rum guy, but if I do drink it, I prefer Appleton Estate Reserve. Not the cheap stuff, but the shit that's like, $60 for a 26er, lol. The difference between then Reserve and regular is actually pretty big. The reserve has a much more fruity flavour, rather than the regular rum flavour. It mixes better for stuff like rum and coke, and is infinitely more drinkable. Generally, this stuff is a VERY dark rum.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on October 16, 2009, 06:14:41 PM
I got beer...to poor to get some Wiskey...I r sad panda.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on October 16, 2009, 08:11:23 PM
beer makes me pee
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on October 17, 2009, 02:01:42 PM
I personally enjoy beer. But I do think it's a bit of an acquired taste, because I hated it when I first started drinking it.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on October 18, 2009, 02:39:03 AM
I just lost my phone, and apparently it's turned off when my friends call it.

Also beer.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on October 18, 2009, 04:37:11 AM
Was hanging out with friends, but had to drive my GF home, so I couldn't drink (and I only have my G2, so literally NO beer), hung out after at friends place till about 4. When I was leaving, they gave me a bud light with lime to try when I got home. It's warm, and still tastes awesome.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Alice on October 18, 2009, 03:32:48 PM
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/abramsv/SBAxeSdoyWI/AAAAAAAAPRw/788Wj6BYPXA/1742871750_c39ccbd931_o.jpg?imgmax=512)
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on October 18, 2009, 03:52:33 PM
Bud light lime is pretty good, if you're not going to drinking a lot of it.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on October 19, 2009, 11:21:49 AM
lol, yeah, it would be hard to drink much of it. When it comes to volume, I think my favourite is Guinness, because of the lighter carbonation. I can fucking guzzle that shit like mad when it's draft.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on October 28, 2009, 01:43:17 AM
Heineken <3
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on October 28, 2009, 10:23:24 AM
Heineken <3

 :(  Eww.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Spectere on October 29, 2009, 09:43:44 PM
Heineken <3

I'm gonna get fuckin' wasted tonight.  I'm gonna drink Heinekens and Jägerbombs all fuckin' night.  Jägerbombs, fuckin' shower in that shit.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on October 29, 2009, 11:52:34 PM
Haha, you won't say that when you wake up, and puke pure J
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on November 01, 2009, 12:34:27 AM
Just got back from Y-town sports grille and had 4-23oz drafts of beer and a shot of jack...yeah I drove home whata gonna do abot hte sixk sad monkey?
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on November 01, 2009, 01:28:38 AM
You fucker.  Don't fucking do that.  I hope you get pulled over sometime when you do that again.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on November 01, 2009, 04:06:24 AM
Well, my night was odd. It almost started with me walking around some neighborhood drinking (horrible idea, I know) and ended with me going to some street fest and hanging with some people that were fairly cool, drinking, and looking at fairly scantly clad wimmins (lol hoes bein' hoes).

Oh and Jupi, I saw at least 4 different Quail man costumes.

That and I'm pretty sure I sprained my toe...
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on November 01, 2009, 11:35:12 AM
Bitches be stealin' mah getup!  Haha.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on November 01, 2009, 07:46:27 PM
Well, devils night my friends and I went out shooting pool. The place we were at originally (an actual pool hall with a bunch of pool tables) closed around midnight, but we weren't gonna call it quits. We tried going to the bar in town (Bleachers), because they have a pool table... Unfortunately, our friends the twins (identical), only have 1 piece of ID between them (one of them has their drivers license, the other doesn't). So the fucking bouncer said the twin without proper ID couldn't get in. So, we tried the bar in the next town over (Yorkies). Same fucking thing (even though they've been in there with 1 ID between them before). So, we came back into town and tried the fucking strip club (Perkies), same fucking thing. So, they had to call their dad for a ride back to their place while my friend mike, his cousin and I had a couple games at Perkies. That was my first time in a strip club, lol. But man, is it hard to have a proper game of pool there. Just too many distractions, lol. Some of them women there aren't half bad, and at least one of them lives up to the name.

Oh, and last night was cool. I called my friend Richard, and went to his place to hang out. Then I decided we should get a bunch of us together. I was planning on having it at my place, because my parents were gone, but they would be back around midnight or 1, and since it would be around 9:30 before anything got started, that was kinda out of the question. I had 1 drink before I tried to organize everything, and then decided to wait till we had stuff happening. Well, Richard's girlfriend happens to smoke weed, and she offered to smoke a joint with me. So, I smoked the joint with her, mike showed up, and Richard went and got the twins. We started playing some Unreal tournament 3 while Richard was out getting the twins, and I was pretty decently high. The twins showed up, and we started playing ODST. By this point, I was coming down, so I decided to start drinking. Well, I had about 8 Dos Equis (3 Dos Equis Amber, and 5 original). I owed the twins some beers, so they each got one (IIRC, one took a regular Dos Equis, and the other took an Amber). I've got 2 Amber left. But man, by the end I was quite fucked. I swear, drinking after getting high gets you really drunk, because I should be able to have a bit more than 8 beers (well, 7 really, since the early one was so long before the others). I ended up just handing off my controller partway through because I was too drunk to play well (and I do better in closer maps than fucking Valhalla).

But yeah, and interesting couple nights.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on November 05, 2009, 10:40:19 PM
tl;dr cause i'm buzzed.

beer for now, sailor jerry may visit in a few. went from coors light to some Czech beer that wasn't too bad, to a nice killians' red.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on November 14, 2009, 04:27:42 AM
Almost got arrested, but all of my fiends have court dates and they I got off scott free.

Remind me not to drink in public with minors again.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on November 14, 2009, 12:45:40 PM
Don't drink with minors again dumbass
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on November 14, 2009, 01:45:43 PM
It's one thing if your at someone's house, and shit, but in public? That's asking to get a court date.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on November 14, 2009, 02:09:20 PM
Yeah, that's pretty high on the list of "stupid things to do with alcohol."

Not quite at the top, but still.  *whap*
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on November 14, 2009, 03:00:24 PM
Oh, and I completely forgot to mention my friend AJ's birthday party. Might as well now, since it was fun, and involved a lot of alcohol. And weed, in my case.

Basically, my girlfriend and I showed up around 9, and AJ was already drunk. We watched him play a 2 on 1 game of beer pong on the improvised table we had set up, and I had about 2 jello shooters. We hung out for a while, and AJ came out, took his bong, placed it on the table in front of me and said "This thing isn't going to smoke itself!". So I ended up taking about 3 hits (pretty much killed the rather large bowl he packed.) Well, a little bit later AJ's friend JJ and a friend of his showed up. JJ was HAMMERED. He had drank about half a 26er of Jack Daniels to himself before the party. Everyone thought he was retarded or something, because he could hardly even talk. He wasn't finished with the drinking, and wanted people to do shots of the JD with him. I decided what the hell, and took a couple shots. I think I had 3. (Total so far, 5 shots, and 3 nice bong hits.) I'm getting drunk, and I'm coming down from being pretty stoned. JJ makes an ass of himself.1 Basically, AJ's friend Moser kicked JJ out a couple times, and JJ kept coming back inside, making an ass of himself and such. AJ tried to get him to stop being an ass, but nothing worked. Eventually, JJ was way too drunk, and needed to leave go home. JJ's friend Nick and I followed him a bit, watched him, and made sure he was sobering up a bit. He walked the wrong way, but his house is like, 10 minutes away walking, so we weren't going to worry. When I got back, AJ's friend Nick (different than JJ's friend Nick, lol) had a Tom Collins mixed and waiting for me. So I drank that. Then I went downstairs, hit the bong once more, and then decided to play beer pong with JJ's friend Nick. We were both way too drunk, and switchd to flip cup. The stuff we were drinking was some 5% orange cooler that just tasted like orange pop. But the looser had to take a swig of the remaining Long John scotch. I learned that I'm terrible at flip cup, and finished off the Long John. Some time after that, I finished the night by getting sick in the bathroom in the basement. Despite that, any time people checked on me, and asked if I was ok, I just nodded or something, because I really didn't care that I was sick. (that's 9 drinks, plus some of that orange stuff, and 4 good bong hits, in something like 4 hours.) The best part was that when I woke up after passing out in the bathroom at 8 AM, I felt perfectly fine. Not a hint of hangover. So I drove my girlfriend back to her place, and drove the 45 minutes back to my house, and slept. That was last weekend.

1A couple days before, JJ had taken a girl to AJ's place and hung out with a couple friends and shit. JJ was apparently going after her for quite some time, but she had told him she had a boyfriend. Thing is, she was all over AJ that night. So JJ was kinda passed that AJ had "stolen" his girl at the party, and called her out and shit. Also, she's 17, and AJ was turning 22, and JJ is 20, just to set some ages here.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on November 14, 2009, 03:50:19 PM
Yeah yeah, I know I'm retarded. Definitely not going to go through that shit again. Also speaking of court dates, all of my friends got one, and as my friend was pulling into Taco Bell he got pulled over and got two more tickets for noise violation (he has 2 12s in his jeep) and for lack of insurance. While he got those tickets he had two open beers in his car and a few unopened ones on the floor of his car, and this was DIRECTLY after we got busted by the cops for having the beer.

Also boobies, that sounds like a hell of a night. I'm a little curious as to how said JJ character made an ass of himself.

Oh yeah, and I completely forgot, the cop tried to get me to snitch. He made it seem like I had no chance but to get a felony and then pulled me alone aside and asked if there was anything I knew about anything illegal going on in the local area and made it seem like snitching would get me off the hook. Fun times.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on November 14, 2009, 11:25:27 PM
Fuck 'da police
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on November 15, 2009, 01:39:27 PM
Also boobies, that sounds like a hell of a night. I'm a little curious as to how said JJ character made an ass of himself.

Well, as I mentioned in the footnote, there was the whole thing about JJ taking a girl he was interested in to AJ's, and next thing he knows, she's all over AJ. Later on during the party, he started calling her out, saying she wasn't cool, and shit. Just basically insulting her as much as his extremely intoxicated mind could manage. And he insulted me while his friend and I were walking to see if he could make it home. He puked a bit on the carpet inside. He was generally belligerent by the end of things. And every time Moser or AJ took him outside, and talked to him, (Moser generally trying to kick him out). He came back inside and kept being an ass.

as my friend was pulling into Taco Bell he got pulled over and got two more tickets for noise violation (he has 2 12s in his jeep) and for lack of insurance.

Wow, that is ridiculous. I've never heard of anyone around here getting a noise violation for having a huge system in their car, and my friend pat had a monster system a while back. He had a $1200 alpine sub in the back of his shitty ford tempo that was so loud he actally broke his rear windshield with it once.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on November 29, 2009, 09:02:01 AM
I'm somewhat hung over, and I've got two nights I want to talk about. First one is a small get together I had at my house on Friday. We played this drinking game called mine and after we got decently drunk we had a few people play guitar and  it was generally fun. Yesterday my friend threw a double kegger at his house, and a bunch of douche bags showed up, but I saw a lot of people I knew so it was cool until later when fighting broke out. Long story short, my friend (the house owner, most people left at this point due to it being late and the multiple fights) was arrested and another had to go to the hospital with a possibly broken jaw. I was lucky enough that my friends camper wasn't locked and the cops let me sleep there until I was sober enough to drive home.

and on a less shitty note, my mom and her friend were doing shots after thanksgiving dinner.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on November 29, 2009, 07:47:45 PM
Get large glass.

Preferred amount of:
Southern Comfort
Crown Royal (or equivalent)

Splash with Sunny D for color
fill the rest with Sprite


Consume: win.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on November 29, 2009, 09:11:30 PM
I'll have to try that some time, substituting another brand of orange juice for Sunny D, because I refuse to touch that stuff.

I think one of my favourite drinks like that is the Tom Collins.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on November 29, 2009, 09:24:08 PM
haven't tried that yet.. may get around to it.

sunny D cause it has like cooking oil in it? haha. it really is almost as much as a "shot" of sunny D
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on November 29, 2009, 09:35:33 PM
No, I avoid Sunny D because I don't really like it, and last time I had it, I puked it right back up about a minute after I drank it.

The thing about Tom Collins is that they mask the alcohol in the gin (hell, they mask most of the gin taste, anyway), so you can drink a lot of them and end up getting way drunker than you might have planned. Same thing goes for screwdrivers, really.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on December 01, 2009, 12:51:53 AM
I just lost my lighter, on my desk, and spent a good minute looking for it ;_;
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on December 01, 2009, 01:27:42 AM
No, I avoid Sunny D because I don't really like it, and last time I had it, I puked it right back up about a minute after I drank it.

Canadians are allergic to sunlight.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 01, 2009, 08:15:29 AM
I just lost my lighter, on my desk, and spent a good minute looking for it ;_;
Before or after you hit the bong? lol.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on December 01, 2009, 03:31:50 PM
lol, I was on a 3rd-plat DXM trip, shit was bananas. That was right after I'd lit a bowl, though. D:
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on December 01, 2009, 11:18:02 PM
UV blue
7up


fun evening ahead of me
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on December 03, 2009, 07:58:54 PM
Shitty day at work...jack and coke going into my system....NOW!
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Spectere on December 03, 2009, 09:40:51 PM
Shitty day at work...jack and coke going into my system....NOW!

If I did that I'd be drunk every day (aside from the weekends (if I'm lucky)).
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 03, 2009, 11:11:12 PM
If I did that I'd be drunk every day (aside from the weekends (if I'm lucky)).

I don't see a problem there.

EDIT:
aside from the weekends

There's the problem.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on December 03, 2009, 11:24:01 PM
I don't know if the world is ready for a constantly soused Spectere.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 04, 2009, 10:31:11 AM
I don't know if the world is ready for a constantly soused Spectere.

That's the point.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on December 04, 2009, 12:33:50 PM
Also shitty day at work. drink tonight most likely.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 05, 2009, 10:30:41 AM
Hopefully there's drinking involved when I hang out with my friends tonight. Apparently we're gonna have a system-link COD night. Should be plenty of fun either way, but I really want to drink until I forget about school for a couple hours, because that shit is driving me fucking nuts right now.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on December 06, 2009, 02:15:36 AM
my neck is really itchy

like it kinda burns and shit but idk what to do about it

and typos suck. from this point on i am wayy too fuckin lazy about typos

but i'm high as fuck right now. i think what i smoked was laced with something;... but i am REALLY REALLY RELALY RELAYLY REALLY HIGH

it is really fun to scrunch your toes.... i am a huge fan

and i'm gonna jack off. it's gonna be the fucking awesome
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on December 06, 2009, 03:27:03 AM
and i'm gonna jack off. it's gonna be the fucking awesome

Good speed.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on December 07, 2009, 01:08:34 PM
I'm on adderall 30mg... I think it was a little too much for my first time. But i'm typing at mega fast speeds and I feel like I wanna run a mile.

I finished 3 of my maths homeworks all in one hour. FUCKING ONE HOUR. i was amazed.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on December 07, 2009, 06:24:51 PM
No, that much Adderall is a pretty low dose, actually. People who like to abuse it tend to go upwards of 60mg. Also it's basically goddamn academic steriods.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on December 07, 2009, 08:41:26 PM
No, that much Adderall is a pretty low dose, actually. People who like to abuse it tend to go upwards of 60mg. Also it's basically goddamn academic steriods.

Quote from: flaffl
for my first time

is it really
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 07, 2009, 09:06:32 PM
I'm on adderall 30mg... I think it was a little too much for my first time. But i'm typing at mega fast speeds and I feel like I wanna run a mile.

I finished 3 of my maths homeworks all in one hour. FUCKING ONE HOUR. i was amazed.

Fuck, makes me want to try that shit even more.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on December 07, 2009, 09:44:17 PM
Fuck, makes me want to try that shit even more.

Do it. Seriously. I got all this Feels Good Man shit inside of me. I'm all tingly, but just make sure you start off with a low dose. I think starting with 30 migs is gonna make me last all night.... x_____x

but you'll be awake as FUCK
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 07, 2009, 11:01:48 PM
My biggest problem is supply. I've got no idea where I'd get one.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on December 07, 2009, 11:58:22 PM
I have rolling rock.


that is all
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on December 08, 2009, 01:54:08 AM
I dunno, Adderall isn't all it's made out to be in my opinion, it's really not a ton of fun, at least for me. It just makes me really want to get all my shit done. It's better that Ritalin, though. Also, just ask your friends if they get it prescribed (it's super commonly prescribed, I know like 10 people on it), and ask if you can snag a pill or two. You only need like 20-40mg to get pretty high for quite a while. You'll probably want to rail it though if you're looking to actually get high as opposed to study a shitload.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 08, 2009, 10:04:00 AM
I could actually use it to study a shitload... It's crunch time and I'm getting really stressed with the tests coming up and such.

But yeah, I know one of my friends has Ritalin (well, not actually Ritalin, Ritalin is a brand name formula designed for very quick release, which most preparations of that drug aren't).

I've already told him I want to try one sometime, but he doesn't seem too supportive of that idea. He's willing to let our friend Nick try it, because he thinks Nick seriously has ADHD.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on December 08, 2009, 06:12:47 PM
Ritalin isn't nearly as fun as Adderall, there's no euphoria. They're both effective for studying though.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 09, 2009, 01:54:59 AM
According to wikipedia, Ritalin is actually similar to cocaine, in it's effects, and euphoria is actually listed as an effect, considering the fact that like many amphetamines, it acts as a dopamine reuptake inhibitor, thereby increasing dopamine levels in your brain temporarily.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on December 09, 2009, 02:05:22 AM
I used to be on ritalin and adderall, and I didn't remember them effecting me all that much, maybe I should retry them.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on December 09, 2009, 03:27:54 AM
According to wikipedia, Ritalin is actually similar to cocaine, in it's effects, and euphoria is actually listed as an effect, considering the fact that like many amphetamines, it acts as a dopamine reuptake inhibitor, thereby increasing dopamine levels in your brain temporarily.

From my experience, and what I've read, it's not at all as pronounced as Adderall, which is pretty much literally amphetamine.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 09, 2009, 03:52:18 AM
Yeah, it is considered to be noticeably less potent than Adderall.

Regardless, I could probably really use some right now :/ I should be studying for tomorrow's test... But on the bright side, I'll be heading to a friend's to study early tomorrow and studying right up until the test.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Spectere on December 09, 2009, 10:46:28 PM
Just had some Kahlua Mudslide mix, sans ice.  Yum.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 12, 2009, 07:47:51 PM
So, my friend is having a party tonight. He agreed to host some girl's 18th's birthday (long story). So, he's invited a couple people himself so that he's not surrounded by a bunch of young girls, and isn't the only one hammered. So, looks like I'm getting hammered again. I'll have to post anything awesome/interesting here when it's all over.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on December 12, 2009, 08:31:17 PM
So, he's invited a couple people himself so that he's not surrounded by a bunch of young girls, and isn't the only one hammered.

but why?
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on December 13, 2009, 12:10:41 AM
Drinking Full Sail Pale Ale. Fantastic microbrew, I highly recommend it.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 13, 2009, 07:06:10 PM
but why?

Because when your 22, and the girl is turning 18, there's quite a bit of age difference.

Basically, as far as he's concerned, she's just using him because he has a house, and he has trouble saying no to a girl. He didn't want to be surrounded by a bunch of loser kids who don't know how to party, so he basically had a pre-party with his friends before hand. Let's put it this way: I arrived between 8 and 8:30. My friend was hammered already, and everyone had been drinking and such (just his friends). By 9:30, I was drunk, and high as fuck. I think the girl and her friends started showing up around 9:45-10... By the time their party was going strong, I was in the bathroom, waiting to get sick, lol. I passed out in the upstairs bathroom till about 6, dozed on the couch till 8, when one of the other guys that was at the party woke up and needed to leave, so I moved the car, woke my girlfriend up, and left.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on December 13, 2009, 08:21:14 PM
They're 18 and they don't know how to party? What the hell, I remember going to keggers stoned when I was like 14 or 15.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 13, 2009, 09:50:08 PM
They're 18 and they don't know how to party? What the hell, I remember going to keggers stoned when I was like 14 or 15.

First off: around here, most people's parents would MURDER them for that at that age. Second off, we're college students, they're highschoolers. Since when did highschoolers know how to party, according to college students?

It wasn't nearly as bad as AJ had thought it would be, but there were 2 of them that didn't drink (one, because he was driving, and the other, because he didn't drink, for whatever reason).

I dunno, I was too fucked up to pay too much attention to what was going on by that point, lol.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sqthreer! on December 15, 2009, 05:19:46 PM
I did coke for the first time recently with a friend. It didn't do anything to me, but my friend got pretty cokey. We did 4 lines within an hour and it never hit me :/ Weird shit.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 15, 2009, 09:34:41 PM
That sucks. I'd kinda like to try it, but I'm not down with snorting things :/ How was it when you snorted it? (I know coke is better than most, since it's a pretty effective painkiller).
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on December 16, 2009, 01:36:19 AM
A relevant post.

I was drinking at a pub and met some friends, then I went home, at some hot dogs, and now I'm sipping on vodka and Dr. Pepper cherry and playing SF3S.

Apparently my friend gave me some vicodin (a medium sized white pill with some markings) and I took it put didn't feel too much. Now I just feel warm and slightly mellow.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sqthreer! on December 16, 2009, 01:10:30 PM
That sucks. I'd kinda like to try it, but I'm not down with snorting things :/ How was it when you snorted it? (I know coke is better than most, since it's a pretty effective painkiller).

Snorting is not really my thing either. It was mostly a spur of the moment "hey why not?" situation. It really didn't do anything to me, nothing like how I've heard coke usually is. I felt a little more energetic, but there were no obvious changes in my behavior or mood :/ I'm okay with that though; I never intended to get involved with coke anyway.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 16, 2009, 02:06:55 PM
Yeah, that's not something I want to get involved with either, but I wouldn't mind seeing what the high is like.

But none of my friends are into anything other than weed, so it makes it a lot harder for me to find any sort of opportunity like that.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on December 16, 2009, 06:02:13 PM
I've had friends try coke and have the same thing happen, it just doesn't really do anything unless you take a shitload for some people.

So my parents are out of town until next sunday, and a few of my friends wanted to try DXM the other night. Thus, we did, and then had an impromptu rave with just the four of us, high of our asses at 2 AM. It was hilarious.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sqthreer! on December 16, 2009, 06:31:27 PM
How was the DXM? I've been curious about that for a while.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 16, 2009, 08:26:11 PM
DeXtroMethorphan. It's the primary active ingredient in most cough syrup mixes.

It's pretty fucking fun, too, and doesn't really take all that much to get high/drunk/triping. Of course, if you want the higher plateaus, it takes some work, but even just being high from it is pretty fun.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sqthreer! on December 17, 2009, 08:40:08 PM
Oh wait I was thinking of DMT XD
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 18, 2009, 12:56:12 AM
That, I'm interested in. A lot.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on December 19, 2009, 02:55:39 AM
It's super simple to do an extraction (There's a good guide on 420chan, IIRC) from stuff you can buy online, the only hard to get things are lye and naptha, and you can find both of those at hardware/paint supply stores if you look around. I'm thinking about giving it a try sometime this year since DMT is impossible as shit to find, and when you do come across it, people tend to charge an arm and a leg (Literally 50 dollars a hit... what the fuck!?). Plus, once you get the process down, you can get upwards of 1g per extraction, which is like 20 doses. Fuck year :v
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 19, 2009, 11:42:52 AM
Extracting from what? That grass and such that has it? (yeah, I've done some research myself on that front)

Speaking of extracts, I want to try poppy seed tea sometime, lol. I know you need to be very careful with it, but I definitely like opiates, from the bit of experience I've had with them, and it's damn easy to make poppy seed tea, since you can just buy a package of poppy seeds at most supermarkets.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on December 19, 2009, 05:27:46 PM
Yeah, you just buy pre-ground/shredded mimosa bark online, and use that for the extraction. I've not really experimented much with opiates, they kind of freak me out, mostly just due to the addiction potential. But I was not aware you could make tea out of poppy seeds. I might have to look into this, haha.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 20, 2009, 12:06:57 PM
It's dangerous, because of the way you have to dose yourself. But yeah, regular poppy seeds contain seeds from various different types of poppys, some of those are form the type that has opium.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on December 20, 2009, 12:42:33 PM
Gonna have me some beers tonight.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on December 22, 2009, 01:46:16 AM
i am such a fatass
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on December 22, 2009, 02:17:09 AM
i am such a fatass

Well duh, but this isn't really the thread for that.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on December 26, 2009, 04:36:32 AM
Metal slug + drink every time you die =  oh god what.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on December 28, 2009, 11:32:39 PM
Metal slug + drink every time you die =  oh god what.

Ahaha, that's a fucking great idea. I once watched Army of Darkness and drank whenever there was a one-liner. You can imagine how that ended.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 29, 2009, 01:59:01 AM
My friend and I picked up some weed today. Let's put it this way. I was high from about 2:30 till about 9 at night... The only probems was that when I sobered up, I wanted more.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on December 29, 2009, 02:25:28 AM
Oh, so jealous. When I smoke these days, I'm only stoned for like two hours, unless I smoke an unreasonable amount, or the weed is some sort of miracle strain. Speaking of which, I just smoked some particularly delicious sativa - All sorts of wonky CEV's are going right now. D:
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on December 29, 2009, 01:54:57 PM
Never had a CEV :/

But yeah, being someone who only smokes occasionally, I tend to always get stoned for a good while.

We smoked 2 grams of weed for that, and since my friend only generally smokes poppers, I had to use my pipe as a bowl for his bong, lol. Oh well.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on December 29, 2009, 03:40:31 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/SneakyMu/868-drunk-them-all.jpg)
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on February 03, 2010, 08:51:57 PM
double toast for sailory jerry and dr pepper
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on February 05, 2010, 06:18:25 AM
8 hours later, I'm down two adderall and up 6 pages of essay. Goddamnit, I don't think I've ever focused that hard in my goddamn life. My brain hurts,
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on February 09, 2010, 12:47:15 AM
I am high
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on February 09, 2010, 01:02:37 AM
Congratulations.  I was grooving on some painkillers about two hours ago, but now they're just doing what they're really supposed to be doing.  :)  Not as much fun, but I'll certainly take that over being in enough pain to keep me from moving. :3
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on February 09, 2010, 06:45:26 AM
grooving on some painkillers

Best term for being high ever, congratulations!

As a side note, it's almost time for me to go to work, which means it's almost time to get high before work :P It makes the drive so much nicer, especially when I've got music like Tom Waits to listen to on the way.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on February 09, 2010, 10:47:25 AM
Best term for being high ever, congratulations!

As a side note, it's almost time for me to go to work, which means it's almost time to get high before work :P It makes the drive so much nicer, especially when I've got music like Tom Waits to listen to on the way.

:/  Is that really a good idea?
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on February 09, 2010, 11:37:22 AM
:/  Is that really a good idea?

I've driven stoned enough times that it's not difficult. In fact, I rather enjoy it. It's easier to get lost if i'm somewhere I'm not familliar with, but other than that, I'm perfectly fine driving after a bit of chronic. And I am mostly sober by the time I get here (or at least far enough past the real high that I can function normally when I go to work).

I will say that I'll never drink and drive though. Thats a scary thought.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on February 09, 2010, 12:26:58 PM
Nonononono, don't drink and drive.  That's bad news.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on February 09, 2010, 01:00:52 PM
Exactly. Im scared shitless of the idea of drinking and driving.

The same doesn't apply to driving high though. Mostly because I have done it, and it hasn't been a problem, and because I find that unlike being drunk, I'm able to think straight when high. I don't speed, and I give myself extra room most of the time because I realize that my reaction speed is probably compromised.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on February 09, 2010, 03:21:43 PM
Fair enough, I suppose.  Just be careful, obviously.  <3
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on February 09, 2010, 05:09:00 PM
I wouldn't drive like that unless I really thought I could. I've driven pretty damn high before (as in, to the point where I shouldn't have) But luckily those were late at night, when all I had to do was go across town. And even then, I managed alright. Mind you, if I ever had to do serious driving, as in, with other traffic, I'd never get that high. I know my limits when it comes to driving and functioning, because I've occasionally (in safer conditions) gone past them... I've been lucky enough that I could still make it home on those bad nights, so anything not as bad as those is good in my books.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on February 09, 2010, 08:27:19 PM
Yeah, driving high is not the same as driving drunk. If anything, people tend to drive more cautiously, because they're like "HOLY FUCK I'M GOING A GODDAMN THOUSAND MILES PER HOUR JESUS!", when they're actually ten under. >_>
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on February 09, 2010, 08:44:36 PM
Hm.  Indeed.  :P
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Danbo on February 09, 2010, 09:49:03 PM
fuck yeah motrin
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on February 09, 2010, 11:24:43 PM
That and being drunk messes with your motor skills more then being high.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on February 09, 2010, 11:39:21 PM
That and being drunk messes with your motor skills more then being high.

messes with your motor skills 


motor skills 

I GET IT
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on February 10, 2010, 12:15:35 AM
That and being drunk messes with your motor skills more then being high.

I will gladly agree with that. I can get drunk enough to not physically be able to walk. I've certainly been high enough to nearly pass out standing, but I could still walk a straight line like that if need be.

All in all, I wouldn't recommend driving high if you don't feel safe doing so, and if you do, I'd suggest you get some practice in on some conditions without traffic. Traffic makes things a lot harder because there's so much more you need to pay attention to. It's not hard to get good at driving high, but it's still not something you should take lightly. I make sure I leave enough room between me and the next guy. Mind you, I've always left room, because I hate people who ride my ass all the time, and don't want to be that guy who reacts the split second too late and rear ends some jackass for pulling something stupid.

On a side note, I'm out of weed :/ Balls. I don't have a regular dealer, the one person I do know that has a regular dealer is a good drive away, and the friend I got the weed off doesn't even have a regular dealer. But my friends are either new to the herb, or don't smoke at all.

Fuck, I really need to hang out with my old highschool friend :/ We always used to smoke up and play video games at his place for hours, or much out on huge buckets of popcorn chick and shit.

Fuck, I miss getting stoned all the time at highschool. As much as the rest of highschool sucked, that was awesome.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on February 10, 2010, 02:55:44 AM

I GET IT

:3c

Also yeah, next time I see my friend I just want to get a few people together and get high and watch a movie or some shit.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: mysticsnake on February 25, 2010, 03:06:51 AM
Man so I had like, a lot of alcohol in the last 4 hours.

I think I'm done.

Just wanted to let you guys know.

Facebook is really funny when every fucking wall post looks the same.

Yet I can still type properly and proofread my posts. What's with that?

I may or may not have just touched my face after not washing my hands coming back from the bar. Hopefully I don't have AIDS when I wake up. G'night guys
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on February 25, 2010, 06:36:30 AM
Yet I can still type properly and proofread my posts. What's with that?

It means you can still drink more :P
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on February 26, 2010, 02:32:48 PM
I am high
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on February 27, 2010, 11:20:04 PM
double toast for being beeer intronxicated
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on February 27, 2010, 11:30:45 PM
Same here. I've drank one Amsterdam Brewery Strong Frambroise raspberry beer (6.5%) and I've had 2 Grolsh so far (5%), while I was in the bath, lol. I've got 2 more Grolsh and I plan on finishing them tonight. Too bad I'm drinking solo, lol.

I'm kinda amazed I can still type because I am drunk enough to say I'm drunk, lol. Being in a hot bath while drinking makes a big difference.

Also, listening to Kush Arora - Seed Haffi Grow while drunk on my Grados ROCKS.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: mysticsnake on March 01, 2010, 01:33:10 AM
Sounds like it!

Just be careful not to pass out bud, we wouldn't want you dying on us :D
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on March 01, 2010, 06:05:30 PM
Lol, 5 beers isn't generally enough to be a problem. Well, unless I'm basically chugging them back the whole damn time. Then it can be a problem (I posted somewhere about learning that 3 beers, in a very short period of time, is enough to make me sick, by virtue of not having enough time to settle and digest, lol).

My other record for getting sick on beer was something like 7 beers in 2-2.5 hours. Online calculators estimate my BAC should be somewhere between .125 and .165... I'd say that getting sick at that level isn't much of a surprise...

Mind you, the last st pattys day I drank with my friend richard, I had 7 pints, which is equal to 9.33 12 oz cans of beer... I dunno how long I was drinking for, but at 2.5 hours, i'd be at .220 and at 3.5 hours I'd be at .206 according to one of the calculators, so I was definitely drunker that night (I did get sick... I just came back and kept drinking, lol)... Even funnier, my friend mike and I killed a 24 of beer in 6 hours, ish. I should have been at .196.... I was sober.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sqthreer! on March 03, 2010, 03:36:07 PM
I spent about 95% of my day off yesterday totally high. The other 5% was the few hours I was sober while I was sleeping.

It's hard to quit smoking weed when you live with 6 other people who smoke it frequently :[

P.S.

Beer is gross.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on March 03, 2010, 04:07:51 PM
Beer is gross.

Buy a 40 of OE, greatest beer on the planet.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on March 03, 2010, 05:42:24 PM
Buy a 40 of OE, greatest beer on the planet.

Thank god your joking. If anyone actually said that to my face, I'd need to beat them.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on March 04, 2010, 02:31:15 PM
Haha, if someone said that to my face, I'd probably burst out laughing.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on March 04, 2010, 04:15:19 PM
Fuck yall whities.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on March 04, 2010, 06:39:05 PM
Well, I might choke on whatever I was drinking, laugh, and then realize I needed to beat some sense into them. That's not even a funny joke.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on March 04, 2010, 06:54:26 PM
Bacardi green apple and sprite = not a bad thing
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on March 11, 2010, 11:48:30 PM
picked up $20 worth of weed tonight. Smoked some with my friend, some poppers, and a couple hits from my pipe. About to hit the pipe again. I'ma finish this bowl then probably go to bed, lol. Early night considering I don't work tomorrow.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Danbo on March 18, 2010, 01:40:57 AM
fuck i have been drunk since 1
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on March 18, 2010, 01:49:47 AM
Lucky man, I've been working all day and have had a total of one cheap beer.

Completely forgot today was Saint Pattys day.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on March 18, 2010, 04:29:44 PM
Shit tits I'm not intoxicated now, but I was last night. hahaha. did the bar/club crawl up and down Mill avenue in Tempe.  Fuckin amazing st pattys, had lots of fun!
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on March 18, 2010, 06:30:19 PM
I had to work. Today and yesterday. And my friend dropped off the face of the earth, so I had nobody to drink with even if I wanted to. :/
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on March 19, 2010, 03:32:18 AM
Yeah I had to finish a project. Glad as fuck it's done, hopefully I can get some crunk in my system this weekend.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on March 21, 2010, 03:07:45 PM
I'm going to get high sometime soon. Hopefully I'll remember to post here.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on March 24, 2010, 10:45:51 PM
got a 12 of newcastle. talk to you in x number of beers
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on March 27, 2010, 12:54:49 AM
I'm' high right now. And never have I ever wanted to hold my girlfriends hands more than anything. Sounds BAWWW but I just want to touch her.

now I feel really creepy but that's all I want to do.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on April 02, 2010, 11:46:14 PM
<@Ulti> also the meat i am cooking just exploded
<@Ulti> ... something is wronghere
<@Claus> global warming
<@Claus> and ghosts
<@Ulti> O LOL
<@Ulti> it was fork
<@Claus> who was fork
<@Claus> i dont get it
<@Claus> :(
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on April 04, 2010, 12:52:28 AM
Oh my god.

Serial Experiments Lain after some weed = amazing.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flesy on April 06, 2010, 04:22:18 PM
Oh my god.

Serial Experiments Lain after some weed = amazing.
this is a great CD btw
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on April 11, 2010, 12:33:55 AM
Man, not being a lightweight any more sucks ass. 5 or 6 beers and I'm only beginning to feel drunk.. fucking balls.

Maybe I should just not eat when I drink. Last time I did that I was fucked after 6 bottles of coors light. Note: I ate at 3 PM that day, and began drinking at midnight.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on April 11, 2010, 01:27:15 PM
I am so hung over.

I went to prom with a girl that I really liked. She liked me too, beforehand. On prom night when I dropped her off at her house, she told me she didn't like me anymore.

Fucking sad as hell man. not even kidding. shit sux.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on April 11, 2010, 01:33:08 PM
Damn, that sucks.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on April 12, 2010, 03:19:28 AM
But, that's also high school. I had basically the same thing happen to me, except it wasn't prom, it was some other dance, I don't really remember. Life goes on. :(
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on April 12, 2010, 03:23:30 AM
Personally, I never went to dances at all. They were a waste of time and money, as far as I was concerned. I'd have more fun playing starcraft at home than I would at a dance.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on April 12, 2010, 04:09:33 AM
Ditto. Everything about high school is overblown bullshit.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on April 12, 2010, 09:07:16 PM
That's the conclusion I came to too. I still went to prom though, that was pretty ballin'.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on April 13, 2010, 10:17:02 PM
Starcraft over prom???

wow. WOW. that's like saying "i'd rather eat at home than walk on graduation day"
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on April 13, 2010, 11:05:28 PM
A) prom cost something like $80 + whatever your gonna wear and other shit.
B) I've hated every single dance I've gone to

And no, it's not. Grad, I did go to, and marginally enjoy.

I've never been sentimental about crap like that that's supposed to be important. I don't want the single biggest memory of highschool to have been some shitty dance I wasted too much money on, hated, and generally felt like crap at, which is exactly what would have happened.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on April 13, 2010, 11:18:11 PM
WELL. quite frankly you either had a shitty date, a shitty school, or shitty friends, or a huge combination of all of those. plus you have the mindset of one of those people that essentially ruin life as it happens, the "WAHH I'M GONNA BE A PESSIMISTIC AND RUIN EVERYONES DAY ABOUT EVERYTHING FUN." live life for once and enjoy the fresh air. everyone thats a regular here knows that you're pretty pessimistic about life, or you're pretty negative about most things regardless.

prom shouldn't be the greatest memory of high school, but it should be regardless a memory of high school. if you can't enjoy high school and enjoy youth while its happening, then whoops, sorry your high school life sucked, because whether you want to admit it or not, that's probably why you didn't like high school. regardless of my shitty ending of my prom, i still had a fucking fantastic time and if I missed out, then that's one less story, one less life lesson learned.

i'm just kind of the voice of reason asshole kind of figure, that's extremely blunt and voices my opinion no matter how offensive it might be.

ps if you're gonna say you're not pessimistic about life then you're clearly bringing the wrong idea to present yourself to other people on these forums



BUT ALSO, let's just address the fact that i was completely butthurt and offended by the fact that you dissed prom. huh, i'm sticking up for an event.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on April 13, 2010, 11:42:09 PM
Sounds about right, but all school functions to me seemed really shitty. Plus, I can't dance, like at all.

Also

Quote
A Corean not picking Starcraft over everything

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on April 14, 2010, 12:00:59 AM
I can't/won't/don't dance, so that also makes dances much less worth going to. And I absolutely abhor the music they play at those things. My school was pretty shitty, and my friends are essentially the outcasts.

But regardless of all that, every other school function I've gone to except the CD releases sucked ass. (we had a small recording studio, so we recorded CDs of the singers/bands from the school, it was pretty badass)

I'm not trying to be pessimistic, and to be honest, I don't think I am. But the thing is that I've never once had actual fun at something like prom, my grade 8 graduation, or any of that sort of thing. I've had so much more fun just hanging out with friends, partying occasionally, and all that shit now than I ever had at some school event.

I do get out, and enjoy myself. But I have much more fun just hanging out, or partying, than I do at any of those "mandatory" events.

My highschool memories are still good. I remember hanging out with friends, smoking weed before classes. I remember playing euchre at lunch time, and whenever there were enough people on the same spare as me. I remember skipping class and going swimming at the piers when it was warm enough. I remember all sorts of random shit, from people bugging teachers, to teachers breaking up fights, to all the time I spent hanging out with a couple people in the studio all day during my co-op. I'd like to think that I had a pretty cool highschool experience. without needing something like prom. I've never regretted not going.

Maybe I have a habit of being pessimistic about random crap like prom, but it certainly doesn't stop anyone around me from having fun (as proven by every time I have gone to an event and found myself not enjoying it like I should be). It's not like I chose before hand "Oh, I don't want to have fun tonight". When I do find myself not enjoying something, I feel even worse, knowing that by all rights I should be enjoying it just as much as the next person, and that I have no reason to not enjoy it. So most of the time, I try to avoid events if I think I'm likely to end up feeling that way. It sucks coming home from something knowing that it was essentially a gigantic waste of time, and now you feel worse than you should ever feel after that event.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on April 20, 2010, 08:16:53 PM
I'm high. I really wanna jack off, but I dont' konw if people are in my house. I'm too lazy to check.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on April 20, 2010, 08:27:39 PM
lol stoner boner
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on April 20, 2010, 10:07:49 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sqthreer! on April 21, 2010, 02:03:17 PM
I jacked off in the back seat of my friend's car while two of my friends were in the front just to see if I could get away with it. And yes, I did.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on April 21, 2010, 09:49:57 PM
High five, that is awesome.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on April 25, 2010, 01:19:29 AM
I jacked off in the back seat of my friend's car while two of my friends were in the front just to see if I could get away with it. And yes, I did.

Ive had sex in the back seat of my car.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on April 25, 2010, 09:42:32 AM
Everyone's had sex in the back seat of your car.

Wait, no.

Wait, yes. 
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on April 26, 2010, 12:10:19 AM
Everyone's had sex in the back seat of your car.

Wait, no.

Wait, yes. 

Wait, what?
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sqthreer! on April 26, 2010, 02:38:45 PM
Ive had sex in the back seat of my car.

Yes but were your friends in the front driving you somewhere? That's the next step.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on April 26, 2010, 07:38:37 PM
Me and a few friends once smoked with this one guy in a field near my house. After we all had had waaaay too much, we saw him crouched facing the other way about 50 feet away. We asked what he was doing. He laughed and yelled "I'M JACKING OFF!"

We never smoked with him again after that.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sqthreer! on April 26, 2010, 07:50:13 PM
I don't blame you.

I'm all for masturbating in strange places but I still try to keep it discreet :[
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on April 26, 2010, 09:00:07 PM
You didn't call his bluff? I highly doubt he was masturbating, you should have investigated further.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on April 27, 2010, 12:20:43 PM
He was crouched there for a good 15 minutes. Well, probably. None of us had a timekeeping device and we were all pretty high. It was long enough for us to have forgotten he was there.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on April 27, 2010, 09:34:37 PM
Speaking of pretty high, I am right now. It's weird, this strain seems to make me feel paranoid. Normally I don't get paranoid at all, so at least I can catch all of my random fears and rationalize them away.

But man, I've only smoked a one-hit's worth of pot, and this shit is good (this and shit are anagrams). So glad I know someone who can buy from dispensaries.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on April 28, 2010, 12:13:41 AM
Haha, I love it how the more of a new high you reach, the more paranoid you feel. what's up with that?
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on April 28, 2010, 02:57:56 AM
I never get paranoid, no matter how high I get now.

But that may stem from the fact that I've done shit like driving long distance to somewhere I've never driven before high as fuck, lol.

I've made 2 trips to toronto high, and both to different parts of the city. And I've never driven to toronto sober, lol. (well, I drove to one place that is part of the GTA, but I've never driven to any of the major city sober before...)
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on April 28, 2010, 04:37:16 AM
I just never get paranoid at all. There's no real reason, so I guess weed doesn't have that particular effect on my brain. Well, didn't.

Like, I had to get in an elevator to get to my room after I smoked in my car, and when I got in the elevator I saw some RA's walking into the building, so I frantically pressed the Close Door button because I was scared I smelled like pot, even though I only had one one-hit outdoors so little to no smell would remain. Though it didn't help that I also had an eighth with me in my backpack.

Whatever the case, I was glad to get to my room without having to talk to anyone. Then I started questioning all of my friendships because I guess simple fears were too boring to produce. It wasn't much fun until that finally wore off.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on April 28, 2010, 12:27:04 PM
Lol, worst "paranoia" I've had was the feeling that someone was watching me, (same as if I was sober, and only happened at night when I was alone walking.)

That, and one time walking home I noticed that a house kinda looked like it had a face (you know, the traditional "door = mouth, windows = eyes crap" and thought it was kinda funny, knowing that that was probably how my "paranoia" manifests on weed, if you could even call it paranoia.

But yeah, I've had a conversation with my grandmother completely fucking high. Basically I had a party when my parents were gone. They told my grandparents to check up on us. I never knew they were coming. I had just got ripped, when my grandmother came in, and we talked about the fact that I was just having a couple people over, that there was no drinking and crap, lol.

I was a bit scared that my eyes might have been red, but I don't really get all that red-eyed so I think I lucked out. I don't think she ever knew I was high.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on April 28, 2010, 08:47:10 PM
Yeah, that's another thing about this strain; I got pretty intense redeye, which almost never happens unless I've had a reality-warping amount. I also didn't get munchies. This was like anti-pot for me.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on April 29, 2010, 12:22:39 AM
Haha, I love it how the more of a new high you reach, the more paranoid you feel. what's up with that?

I have no idea, it effects everyone differently. With this old strain Jack Hair, me and my buddy had a VERY hard time not cracking up sitting in the movie theater waiting for the movie to start.  At this point, there wasn't even advertisements playing, nor was there any music. just awkward silence and whispering couples.  Talk about paranoid, i almost had to get up and leave but I was so high I probably couldn't have made it down the stairs without laughing or falling over myself.

This other one called Train Wreck absolutely made me paranoid for the first 30 mins. me and another friend were eating at Hard Rock cafe, and felt like people were watching us, but then we started imitating Ray Charles (as in this exact video
) bouncing back and forth at random times.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on May 02, 2010, 02:22:06 AM
I'm gonna smoke pot now
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on May 09, 2010, 03:03:01 AM
triple post.


I'M DRUNK NOW SOMEONE ELSE DO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL I'm tired of being the posting drunk
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on May 09, 2010, 03:48:03 PM
Lol, I was drunk last night, but I was playing WoW/Watching movies on the laptop.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on May 09, 2010, 05:51:02 PM
I would, but I've got finals this week so I'm being sober for a while.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on May 10, 2010, 09:27:45 AM
Well, I'm just starting classes for this semester.... But that doesn't stop me from drinking, lol.

Yeah, I've got classes all summer :/
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on May 11, 2010, 01:15:04 AM
Drunk again :(
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on May 13, 2010, 05:35:51 PM
oh my god i was the highest i've ever been in my life today. man i toked HARD. i feel like a complete retard right now though
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on May 14, 2010, 01:50:10 AM
Smooth move, Dexter.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on May 14, 2010, 02:06:11 AM
oh my god i was the highest i've ever been in my life today. man i toked HARD. i feel like a complete retard right now though

lol, been there. Now I know how much I can have before going out in public, though, and I make sure to stay below that if I need to interact with sober people.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on May 14, 2010, 04:58:11 PM
Double post for finished with finals and celebrating.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on June 01, 2010, 12:06:14 AM
Wanted a beer. Bought a beer. The beer happens to be brewed at one of six Trappist breweries in the world.... Trappist beers are considered some of the best beers in the world.

This shit comes in a 750ml bottle and weighs in at 7% alcohol. It comes with a cork that pops off like champagne.

And yes, I'm shirtless, deal with it.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on June 01, 2010, 02:48:11 AM
Wanted a beer. Bought a beer. The beer happens to be brewed at one of six Trappist breweries in the world.... Trappist beers are considered some of the best beers in the world.

This shit comes in a 750ml bottle and weighs in at 7% alcohol. It comes with a cork that pops off like champagne.

And yes, I'm shirtless, deal with it.

Heh I can deal..nice to see a real picture of you Bobbias.

Been drinking since 7pm EST and not quite done yet.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on June 01, 2010, 02:56:20 AM
I am high also as well certainly what
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on June 01, 2010, 07:08:18 AM
nice to see a real picture of you Bobbias.

Well, I'm really lazy. I hadn't used my webcam in so long it took like, 20 minutes to get that picture, lol.

Also, anyone who saw the picture of me with a bit of a beard hasn't seen me recently at all, lol. My beard is pretty huge now. You can sorta see it in that pic.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on June 03, 2010, 03:01:52 AM
MARIJUANA
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on June 03, 2010, 04:57:44 AM
halp i smoked a pots
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on June 03, 2010, 07:09:18 PM
:3c
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on June 04, 2010, 01:30:42 PM
I feel really really really really good. Cannabis moar like winnabis amirite?
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on June 10, 2010, 12:46:02 AM
just finished 2 red Sparks. these hit hard and fast. wooooooo

 shall smoke a bit later on.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on June 17, 2010, 12:38:59 AM
Ok so earlier today me and my mom were going through the crap in our garage and I found a copy of Microsoft Office 2003 in a box for a laptop we got a few years ago. Brand new, still in the shrinkwrap. I figured we should sell it on eBay and see what we could get, so we put it up for auction with a Buy It Now option.

I was vaping some weed in my room just now, and my mom called me in the other room to tell me we sold the item. I saw it, checked it out, and told her we need to wait for them to pay before we send it off. I went back to vaping. Later, after I'd taken 4 more hits, I went into the kitchen and saw her and we had a conversation about selling other crap we find in there on eBay, all while I had an intensely rising high.

All I can say is that I'm glad vaping is odorless.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on June 17, 2010, 02:11:37 AM
me want vaping.

drunk now. bye
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on June 17, 2010, 11:29:42 AM
me want vaping.

Agreed. VERY agreed.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on June 18, 2010, 12:56:03 AM
DXM tonight

watch out
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on June 18, 2010, 08:56:10 PM
DXM tonight

watch out

holy fuck. that is all
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on June 21, 2010, 06:27:38 AM
So, I'm coming off of four hits of acid, and have a twelve pack in me. Medic has never been a more appealing class in tf2 :v
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on June 21, 2010, 03:21:40 PM
So, I'm coming off of four hits of acid, and have a twelve pack in me. Medic has never been a more appealing class in tf2 :v

HOW is acid :D I'm having some sugar cubes at EDC this fridayy
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on June 21, 2010, 06:26:32 PM
It's fucking awesome, my favorite drug by a pretty good margin. If you've done mushrooms, it's pretty similar in my opinion, except less prone to goofy mood swings and more clear-headed, I tend to be confused as shit on mushrooms whereas on acid I can usually get shit done. The visuals are a bit different too, but it's not that significant.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on June 21, 2010, 07:38:51 PM
I REALLY want to try shrooms, DXM, and E now, but hardly any of my friends do anything harder then pot.

Also I really should buy like an eighth of something, considering I have the money to actually pay for weed now, and I'd love to just get stoned after work.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on June 22, 2010, 12:29:52 AM
I REALLY want to try shrooms, DXM, and E now, but hardly any of my friends do anything harder then pot.

Same. I've met people who've done that shit, but never anyone who's had some to sell (not that I'd likely have had the money anyway).

It's goddamned annoying, considering the small town I live in, and the fact that there's so much drugs around here. The problem is that most of the people who would have that shit are the dirty fucking lowlife people who give drugs a worse name.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on June 22, 2010, 12:59:48 AM
I've done pot, DXM, E, and K. Adding to the list friday: LSD :) 2.5 sugar cubes. bring it.


ITT: We love psychedelics.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on June 22, 2010, 01:38:51 AM
Pot and DXM... And Codeine.... and I've had laughing gas, but never had a chance to just do it on its own.

Taking too many T3s at once REALLY sucks. I felt like I was damn near gonna die for a while. Dizzy, stomach ache, headache, shakes. It was like taking a REALLY bad hang over, and making you feel even worse.

I hear lots of girls at college do K, lol. Wouldn't mind trying it. Dissociatives are fun.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on June 22, 2010, 07:30:53 PM
I've been trying to find K for a hell of a long time, along with DMT. DMT seems more easily attainable =_=
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on June 29, 2010, 02:44:25 AM
sooooo high
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on June 29, 2010, 05:27:24 AM
I've been trying to find K for a hell of a long time, along with DMT. DMT seems more easily attainable =_=

Around here, K seems to be common. I was talking to someone at school and she said that TONS of the girls at my college did it.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on July 05, 2010, 01:14:35 AM
rolling rock <3

then some bud later
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on July 05, 2010, 05:49:33 PM
Bud is nasty.  :(
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on July 05, 2010, 09:54:54 PM
bud as in grass as in marijuanananan
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on July 05, 2010, 11:14:54 PM
Ohh, ok.  Not nasty.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on July 06, 2010, 02:18:27 AM
Vaping weed is great.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on July 06, 2010, 02:21:02 AM
Vaping weed is great.

Too bad most vapes cost too much. I mean shit, I could make one at home if I really wanted to.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on July 06, 2010, 12:15:34 PM
It's what I did.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on July 06, 2010, 01:04:03 PM
It's what I did.

Nice, how'd you do yours? What do you do for temperature regulation?

I was thinking I'd get a simple pid control with feedback from a temp sensor someplace really close to the actual heat source and use that to keep it at the right temp... (When I said make my own, I didn't mean some ghetto setup)
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on July 06, 2010, 03:22:39 PM
I did a ghetto rig with a lightbulb, the top of a soda bottle, and a straw. Temperature regulation is essentially not burning it for too long.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on July 06, 2010, 06:48:35 PM
I've done the same thing (but with a pen instead), but I'm not sure we got it exactly right.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on July 07, 2010, 03:32:16 AM
Maybe I'll try something like that sometime...

But yeah, it'd be awesome to make my own high quality vape... Part of the reason I don't smoke at home often (aside from lack of money for the time being) is that I don't want the smell all over my room, so vaping would be much better.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on July 07, 2010, 04:07:02 AM


blackepeopleimn highghghghgihghghghghghghg
lit
baked
schwasted
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on July 07, 2010, 06:02:09 AM
Wake and bake, or an all nighter?
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on July 07, 2010, 08:43:56 AM
well late nighter I suppose lol I was mixing music live on stickam
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on July 07, 2010, 12:23:40 PM
Nice, should have let me know, lol, I was awake for it.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on July 19, 2010, 01:05:37 AM
Fuck I'm high. I'll have a story for everyone tomorrow or something, but now I think I'mma go to bed. After I chill to some trance anyway.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on July 21, 2010, 08:02:45 AM
2 vicodin on an empty stomach, 1 more 6 hours later, then a few bowls of chronic, then some beer.

holy shitee
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on July 21, 2010, 09:50:18 AM
Ok, so here's the story I mentioned earlier. I didn't post it because I was still feeling pretty weird after the weekend.

I drove out to toronto to a friend of a friend's place (never met them before) for a party. So, I get there, have a couple beers and shit, play some COD. The the weed comes out. My friend smokes poppers all the time (practically the only way he smokes). The 3 people that had most of the weed were black, which means blunts and joints. My friend pulls out his bong, and offers a hit top them. One of the black guys laughs and says "Man, I love white guys." lol.

But yeah, I ended up getting REALLY fucked. I spent about 2 hours in the bathroom because I was so fucked I wasn't sure if I was gonna be sick or not. But yeah, basically, I got higher than ever before.

I had a "weed hangover" all sunday, lol. Normally that sort of thing doesn't last more than a couple hours at most, just after I come down.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on July 24, 2010, 05:55:04 AM
still rolling after a little rave

ECSTASYYYYYYYYYYYYY


bye
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on August 03, 2010, 03:17:09 AM
I bought an eighth for smokin' at the parental unit's place. Shit is so delicious ;o;
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on August 08, 2010, 02:58:53 AM
FUCKING ACIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


ulti your thing is freaking me out asshole
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 29, 2010, 01:08:08 AM
drank alot don't know what is going on but I know I am safe at home and I have a large cup of water if I need it.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on August 29, 2010, 04:31:01 AM
That sounds sort of unsafe.

Also I'm stoned off my ass eating pancakes and watching ghost in the shell. I went to my friends house to watch the UFC fight, and he passed around a bowl. Was a fun time.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on August 31, 2010, 05:12:58 AM
I somed a pots
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on August 31, 2010, 06:44:12 PM
Pre-emptive post for this weekend.

A friend of mine has been trying to get a bunch of us together to go up to his grandparents' cabin up on Manitoulin Island (http://maps.google.ca/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Manitoulin+Island&sll=45.855586,-82.158508&sspn=1.126686,2.469177&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Manitoulin+Island&t=h&z=10). The basic idea is that he was gonna get as many friends as possible, bring everyone up there for the labour day weekend, and everyone gets fucking SMASHED for the whole time.

I'd try to post while I am up there, except that they are basically out in the middle of the woods, with a generator for electricity, no running water, no cell phone service, etc.

And a LOT of beer.

So yeah, I'll be fucked for that weekend.

Unfortunately, although my friend invited like, 7 people, it could very well end up just being him and I, because everyone else can't seem to get time off work (and the one guy we thought we could count on apparently got told by his work that he has to work the weekend (despite the fact that he was scheduled to have that off over a month ago))
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on September 01, 2010, 12:13:33 AM
Wow, that's awesome and sort of sucks.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Spectere on September 01, 2010, 01:52:19 AM
I'd try to post while I am up there, except that they are basically out in the middle of the woods, with a generator for electricity, no running water, no cell phone service, etc.

Just write down what you would have posted and post it when you get home.

If you can read your own intoxicated scribblings, that is.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 01, 2010, 05:00:36 AM
Just write down what you would have posted and post it when you get home.

If you can read your own intoxicated scribblings, that is.

Dude, you've seen what happens when I try to TYPE drunk. My writing is nearly incomprehensible in the first place, so drunk scrawling is just out of the question, lol.

I should be able to remember most of what happens, though I have no idea what sort of stories I might come back with. As far as I can tell, massive fires are out of the question, since we're basically in the middle of the woods, miles from civilization. Regardless, I plan on being fucked for the weekend, lol.

Wow, that's awesome and sort of sucks.

Yeah. The only part that's gonna suck is the 6 hour drive there, and the 6 hour drive back.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on September 02, 2010, 07:23:21 PM
Took 3 grams of dried shrooms last night.


what the fuck
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on September 02, 2010, 08:57:08 PM
Holy shit, I just found out that those Bic disposable lighters can make smoke rings if you light them and then immediately let off the fuel. I don't mean spark it, I mean light it and then let it go. It makes a smoke ring.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Spectere on September 02, 2010, 09:05:07 PM
I wound up buying tequila, triple sec, and lime juice in order to make margaritas earlier and, well, let's just say that I used a bit too much tequila.  Kinda waters down the term "pussy drink," I'd say.

Let's just say, I got my dad and myself a bit tipsy.  After having half of a rather large glass (with margarita salt on the rim, of course...can't forget that), we sat down to play some Mafia II.  Hilarity ensued.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 03, 2010, 12:03:33 PM
Fuck, I wish I could drink with my dad :/ But he doesn't drink... At all.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on September 03, 2010, 12:28:58 PM
Everyone stop drinking and start shrooming

/worldpeace
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 03, 2010, 02:07:21 PM
Fuck, if I could get some shrooms I'd definitely be game for that. Too bad even my attempts to get some fucking weed for this weekend have failed. Talked to a friend who I haven't seen for a long time. Arranged to talk to him some time after 5 yesterday, to pick up.

Messaged him for 6 hours, with no response. Went to where I think he might be living, still no response. Yeah, I'm not pleased, since he's pretty much my only "reliable" source.

Anyway, I'm packing up for the weekend now, my friend got off work a couple minutes ago, and should be here soon.

I'm gonna be taking my computer (for music, and/or diablo 2 on an ad-hoc network, lol), so if by chance something crazy happens, I'll be sure to document it.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on September 03, 2010, 04:03:05 PM
you need more druggie friends. lol or get into the rave scene, get to know some folks and get connected that way
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on September 03, 2010, 04:32:25 PM
Holy shit, I just found out that those Bic disposable lighters can make smoke rings if you light them and then immediately let off the fuel. I don't mean spark it, I mean light it and then let it go. It makes a smoke ring.

Yeah I figured that out a while ago, I basically shit myself, but I was pretty damn baked at the time, so I p much forgot about it until you mentioned it again.

@Sneaky - o u, now you should try to find some acid. :V!
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on September 03, 2010, 07:05:36 PM
I dropped 2 strong ass sugar cubes for my first fry at EDC (http://electricdaisycarnival.com/la/index.php). I have since fried 2 other times, while always looking for more. I love acid so much its not even funny
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on September 03, 2010, 09:10:43 PM
Yeah man, I love me some acid. P much takes out all the negative aspects of shrooms for me (ridiculous mood swings, stomach uneasiness, etc), while lasting like three times as long.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Spectere on September 04, 2010, 12:53:56 AM
Fuck, I wish I could drink with my dad :/ But he doesn't drink... At all.

My condolences.

The best part about the, uh, margarita experience was that I found that my dad acts the same way that I do when I get drunk -- uncharacteristically boisterous.

He also sent me a funny text earlier: "Life has taught me one thing; if Ian mixes the drinks the bar will go broke but the patrons will be happy."

And to think, I've still got 2/3 of a bottle of tequila left... ;D
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on September 04, 2010, 02:27:07 AM
That should be fun. Also, I'm very drunk and somehat stoned. Fun times tonihght, so glad I got the fuck out of my house.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sqthreer! on September 04, 2010, 03:34:26 AM
I've only done acid once, but it was better than the dozenish times I've done shrooms combined. If the place and company were just right, I would definitely do it again. Preferably at the beach again.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on September 04, 2010, 03:54:46 AM
I am fucked,  got drunk and stned and a friends really nice house and then ate some taco bell, which was amazing. Now I'm playing Muramasa (way too hard) and watching a Nobby Nob boy stream.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on September 04, 2010, 02:53:44 PM
I've only done acid once, but it was better than the dozenish times I've done shrooms combined. If the place and company were just right, I would definitely do it again. Preferably at the beach again.

Yeah, this seems to be the general consensus. I think I've only met one or two people that prefer shrooms to acid, and I think it's because they're more of the "omg spiritual revelations i am a filthy hippy patchouli oil i am at one with the universe" types. I still rly want to try 2c-___ though. :<
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sqthreer! on September 04, 2010, 03:05:08 PM
From my experience with shrooms vs. LSD, LSD seems more likely to give a person "spritual revelations" than anything else. I had some of the most profound conversations on acid with friends who were also tripping, and my thoughts seemed a lot less convoluted and more consistent than they were with mushrooms. Mushrooms just make people think more goofy and outrageous thoughts which don't apply as much to REAL life once they're sober. Although I've only done acid once so I don't really have a particularly sturdy opinion, but I've never had anything close to true enlightenment on mushies.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on September 04, 2010, 03:56:03 PM
Yeah, this seems to be the general consensus. I think I've only met one or two people that prefer shrooms to acid, and I think it's because they're more of the "omg spiritual revelations i am a filthy hippy patchouli oil i am at one with the universe" types. I still rly want to try 2c-___ though. :<

Really? It's usually the exact opposite down here. Everyone seems to want to try shrooms, yet when acid is announced no one seems as motivated (Well, one friend is, but that's because he's done it a few times when he was young). I'm a bit leery myself, I really don't know much about it outside of its effects, and I hear it's generally stronger then shrooms.

Oh yeah, and I'm hung over as hell, glad I slept all day.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sqthreer! on September 04, 2010, 04:10:22 PM
I think the availability of certain drugs in certain areas is what's responsible for the different demand. Around Portland, however, there isn't really a shortage of any kind of narcotics hah. I don't have any connections besides for weed (which I haven't used in a while so I might not have those anymore) but if I was serious about getting hooked up with LSD, shrooms, salvia, DMT, ecstasy, etc., I could probably get it by the end of the day. Although even if I was going to get any of those I wouldn't trust any of it unless I knew the person selling it to me.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 06, 2010, 09:47:02 PM
you need more druggie friends. lol or get into the rave scene, get to know some folks and get connected that way

Lol, I'd be happy with either. I do have a couple friends from college that smoke, but they've both cut back lately, and driving to barrie like that is a bit too much just to pick up.

Also, if there WAS a rave scene here, I'd love to get into it. Unfortunately, unless I want to go to toronto, I'm pretty much SOL with that one. :/

Also, I made a post on my tumblr about the trip I took: http://bobbias.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on September 06, 2010, 10:17:45 PM
Was hanging out at a bar with my family for my sisters birthday, and she was HAMMERED. Was fun.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 06, 2010, 11:06:25 PM
I think if s.net ever has a get together, there should be a designated "Acid tent" or something.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sqthreer! on September 07, 2010, 01:34:17 AM
Well as long as we weren't confined to the tent for the duration of the get together that'd be cool.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on September 07, 2010, 02:39:18 AM
yea lol plus acid is at least 10 hours if not more worth of tripping so maybe we should all just take it xD lmfao
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 08, 2010, 05:02:46 AM
Well as long as we weren't confined to the tent for the duration of the get together that'd be cool.

Lol, yeah, of course. Being confined to the inside of a tent would be a bad idea, considering how bad a bad acid trip can be.

Though it would be awesome to have like a mini rave going in there. We could get sneaky to do the mixing :P
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on September 08, 2010, 06:15:05 PM
Though it would be awesome to have like a mini rave going in there. We could get sneaky to do the mixing :P

this.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Spectere on September 08, 2010, 08:59:02 PM
So, basically, if we had an s.net meetup, I'd be the only sober one there. XD
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on September 08, 2010, 10:27:55 PM
Only up until we stuck acid tabs on you and hit you with a hose.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 08, 2010, 11:25:19 PM
Sober? You can still get hammered :P
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Spectere on September 09, 2010, 02:27:25 AM
Nah, I'd want to be sober so that I could videotape you guys during any unguarded moments.  Blackmail is a system administrator's favorite tool, next to the cattle prod (or at least that's what I've read...).
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 09, 2010, 04:41:18 AM
Haha, good point. Of course, if we're having a mini rave while dropping acid, I don't know if you'd really have much to video, unless someone began having a bad trip.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on September 09, 2010, 12:43:59 PM
Acid = amazed at everything that's already there
shrooms = scare/spook/surprise your own self with things that you THINK are there
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Spectere on September 09, 2010, 09:04:42 PM
Of course, if we're having a mini rave while dropping acid, I don't know if you'd really have much to video, unless someone began having a bad trip.

What if I were to lace the acid with...something...before I start filming?
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: 『フエハデ』 on September 10, 2010, 12:50:48 AM
What if I were to lace the acid with...something...before I start filming?

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Not intoxicated, but contributing anyway
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 10, 2010, 02:57:52 AM
Viagra? Not on my watch. Next time you try to discuss your tactics, use a different language. At least then I'll have to use google translate.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on September 21, 2010, 09:09:15 PM
I love how Muse is like an auditory orgasm.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on September 21, 2010, 09:20:05 PM
Also 65daysofstatic
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on September 22, 2010, 06:12:22 AM
just ingested some shrooms

bye bye
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on September 22, 2010, 05:59:41 PM
Damn, my GF's friends are growing shrooms, too bad we've still got to wait for them to grow for a while, and then wait for them to dry :/ I want my magic shrooms now :/
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on September 27, 2010, 04:30:57 PM
I dropped acid at Modeselektor this weekend. That was goddamn awesome, so many flashing neon lights ;o;
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on October 09, 2010, 04:08:40 AM
Man I got this really awesome sativa strain that I wish I could share with everyone right now, but the guy I bought it from doesn't know what the strain is called. By really awesome I mean the high lasts like an hour longer than usual, and being outside is completely awesome.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on October 10, 2010, 09:41:39 PM
jealous >:(
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on October 10, 2010, 11:25:16 PM
I just smoked what I had left from a party I went to on Friday night. Unfortunately I didnt get much from it :/ The stuff was really dry, and I don't remember if it was that dry friday, because by that point I was
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on October 20, 2010, 01:15:33 PM
Alright, so my bedroom right now is an unfinished basement room. I got a new bookshelf this weekend and set it up next to a dresser. The corner looks like this:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/annonymous/corner.jpg)
Now, there's about a foot of space between those ceiling tiles and the wall, and my cat likes exploring. So when he discovered that he could get all the way on top of the bookshelf, he decided to check out the ceiling tiles. This was fine and dandy until he accidentally knocked one of the tiles down while he was trying to get onto it. The tile he knocked down was his only way back to the bookshelf, and he wasn't about to jump 7 feet down, so he just sat down, anxiously looking for a way back to the bookshelf. I put the tile back, but he didn't trust it anymore.

I realized he needed help, but I couldn't reach him where he was. I had to herd him into a more open space. I tried using a stick, but that didn't work too well. I remember using water to herd him once, but we're indoors. I needed to think of a fluid I could use indoors that he wouldn't like.

So I loaded a bowl. I blew some smoke where I didn't want him to be, and he fled to a more open space, where I grabbed him and set him down on the floor.

Now we're both high and he's sitting on my lap while I type this.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on October 20, 2010, 06:02:39 PM
Haha, awesome. Getting animals high can be quite fun, if you try not to get them too high. I would never suggest doing it to a puppy or a kitten, but to grown animals, I don't believe it has any negative effects.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on October 27, 2010, 10:05:32 PM
Ate 3.5 grams of shrooms. Should be a good first trip :P

I'll post something afterwards.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on October 28, 2010, 01:28:06 AM
Ate 3.5 grams of shrooms. Should be a good first trip :P

I'll post something afterwards.

right now you are going HOLY SHIT THE FUCKING EVERYTHING IS FUCKING MOVING I MEAN LOOK AT THE WALL HOLY SHIT MY COMPUTER IS A UNICORN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU MAN

I ingested 4g of the brazilian cubensis motherfuckers (the ones i took when i tripped the first time), the strongest you can get at least in my area. Which is still RIDICULOUS. My laptop screen was waving back and forth and reverberating if i moved my head around it/eyes for a different perspective. Music was still fantastic, then my friend and I went on a walk outside around some lit up baseball fields (this was around 2am, so not a soul in sight). Nature had a very welcoming aspect to it, and I'd like to shroom in the forest/whilst camping and such. Everything outside was very inviting, but indoors, shit plays mad tricks on you and sometimes you forget which way is left/right/up/down/black people.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on October 28, 2010, 03:20:26 PM
well, when I first came up, I started with closed eye visuals, some cool patterns and such. Then I laid back on my GF's bed and stared at the ceiling for a while, with some awesome open eye visuals. However, the room isn't huge, and has purple walls, and after a while it felt like I was having some crazy sensory overload. I was pretty anxious, and wanted to take a walk. My GF (who took them with me) was scared she might freak out outside. Eventually, we did go out for a walk. I think we left at around 10:30-10:45. we were out walking across town till about 1:15 when we decided to head back because we were coming down.

I had no crazy visuals for the walk, but i felt like I could smash through a brick wall. I just felt in an absolutely amazing mood, and My GF and I talked the whole walk about all sorts of random shit. Mostly about stuff like how people constantly put up walls and refuse to actually try to understand other people. All sorts of stuff like that.

Awesome fucking drug. And my GF's roommate grows them :P
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on November 07, 2010, 07:46:37 PM
I'm so high I thought I made a post, but I didn't. oh wait
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on November 09, 2010, 11:17:34 PM
sneaky i fucking love you

i would love to smoke with you some day

homo all the way
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on November 11, 2010, 07:24:17 PM
Smoke weed
Listen to:

feelsgoodman.jpg
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on November 12, 2010, 07:21:15 PM
im really high. i just pulled an all nighter and i'm nearing the end of my awakedness. this will be a wondrous night. goodnight til 8pm kansas city

i also just ate white castle. glorious mother fucking moment. i was super high.

ps anyone from st.l/KC? drive down to mizzou and let's chillll :D

is more my style. more after 2:30 is about where is right up my vaginaalley
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on November 21, 2010, 01:57:03 PM
Fuck, so hung over... remind me why I think drinking a ton of Malibu straight is a good idea....
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on November 23, 2010, 02:01:03 AM
Wiskey and coke and playing TF2 for almost 7 hours.

I have to work at 12:30pm est and don't give 2 shits.

Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flaffl on November 25, 2010, 03:01:52 PM
Wiskey and coke and playing TF2 for almost 7 hours.

forever alone
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: flesy on November 30, 2010, 01:22:53 AM
YO DRANK A 40 AND WORKIN A BEER RIGHT NOW WHATS UP BITCHES
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Sneaky on November 30, 2010, 02:21:27 AM
Drunk and a little high. Got the sailor jerry/dr pepper as my bitch tonight
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on February 01, 2011, 04:15:52 AM
Wuhhh, 2cp lasts so goddamn long. D:
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on February 02, 2011, 04:24:21 PM
You got some 2C-P? Nice. You order it online somewhere or what?
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on February 03, 2011, 04:57:48 AM
Yeah, I know a guy who has a reliable source for RC's and resells them, it's pretty nifty. I got some MDPV from him too, but that stuff is bad news bears. 2C-P is pretty cool, I guess, but it's definitely not as awesome as acid. The body load is kind of unpleasant, and there's no real distinct euphoria, but there's also very little mindfuck, and the visuals are really intense. Plus it was pretty cheap, I was able to get 100mg, which is ~10 doses, for 25bux :v
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on February 03, 2011, 05:00:43 AM
..I am unsure what I am reading here.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on February 03, 2011, 05:24:48 PM
Yeah, I know a guy who has a reliable source for RC's and resells them, it's pretty nifty. I got some MDPV from him too, but that stuff is bad news bears. 2C-P is pretty cool, I guess, but it's definitely not as awesome as acid. The body load is kind of unpleasant, and there's no real distinct euphoria, but there's also very little mindfuck, and the visuals are really intense. Plus it was pretty cheap, I was able to get 100mg, which is ~10 doses, for 25bux :v

Woah, nice! I was expecting RCs to be more expensive. That's disappointing to hear that it didn't seem to be that good. I've been interested in RCs, but have nowhere I could have them shipped, and like I said, nobody I know has even heard of RCs let along has a reliable source.

..I am unsure what I am reading here.

http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/2cp/

RC's, AKA Research Chemicals are also called Designer Drugs. They're basically drugs that were manufactured to be very similar chemically to known drugs (The 2C- series are based off of Phenethylamine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenethylamine)). The law is inda weird around them, because some countries (The US and Australia for example) have laws that basically ban broad categories of drugs, where other countries (Canada, and Germany, among others) Ban drugs one by one as they become a problem. Most, if not all RCs are banned in the states due to the Federal Analog Act (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Analog_Act).
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Ulti on February 13, 2011, 09:26:27 PM
I wouldn't say it was bad, I actually quite enjoyed it, it's just not /quite/ as awesome as acid or something.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on February 23, 2011, 09:22:13 AM
Turns out a friend of mine has some Acid and s tiny bit of one of the 2C family chems (wasn't sure which) that he's saving for a special occasion... Unfortunately he doesn't have a reliable source or anything.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on March 03, 2011, 01:08:25 AM
For several weeks there, I forgot how much I like peppermint schnapps.

Oopsy!
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Bobbias on March 03, 2011, 01:18:30 AM
For several weeks there, I forgot how much I like peppermint schnapps.

Oopsy!

That avatar can't be a good thing when your drunk...
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on March 03, 2011, 01:20:15 AM
You son of a bitch, I was staring at that for a good five minutes.  I oughta flog your ass.  :V
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on March 31, 2011, 03:38:30 AM
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on April 23, 2011, 05:31:45 AM
Muse is greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttt
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: Jupi on April 23, 2011, 07:13:28 PM
Yes.  Yes they are.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: annon on May 23, 2011, 02:28:01 AM
I am rather drunk right now, and I just want to say I've made out with more guys than girls this week. But I'm pretty confident I sit at a 1 on the Kinsey scale now.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on May 23, 2011, 03:26:33 AM
I'm coming on over.
Title: Re: The intoxicated replies thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on May 19, 2012, 04:18:26 AM
Ah yeah fucking toasted as hell..more fun tomorrow.