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Retired => Retired Boards => ☃ => Topic started by: Sqthreer! on May 28, 2008, 02:28:42 AM
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The only difference between an American and a Mexican is an X.
IT MAKES SENSE AND DOESN'T AT THE SAME TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
or does it?
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you just blew my fucking mind.
Yes, and no. It's not really a joke, but something to observe. Interestinggggg.
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"It's not really a joke, but something to observe."
HOLY FUCK those are the exact words I was looking for to describe that. Thank you.
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hahaha... Great minds think alike. (or so they say).
Also, I was thinking... and here is what I concluded:
Standards are the foundation for mediocrity. If you hold yourself against a bar, how can you ever expect to achieve great things?
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If you don't hold yourself up to a bar, there ARE no great things.
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Also, if you hold yourself up to a bar, your arms will get tired.
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Unless you're superman...
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Unless he's on his own planet before it was destroyed.
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Here comes the ruckus the motherfuckin ruckus
Thousands of cut throats and purse snatchin fucks
Straight from the brain I'll be givin you the pain anger
Comin from the 36th Chamber Bang!
Tical hittin with the Buddha-Fist style
Shotgun slammin in your chestpiece, plow!
Brain, is blown all over the terrain
Like a man without no arms you can't hang
Time for a change of the guard
You've been arrested for lyric fraud now you hard
For real, check it, I pull strings like B.B. King on guitar
I'm the true fist of the North Star!
Verse Two: Carlton Fisk, Method Man
Ooooooooh! What a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to decieve
Guns be clickin, runnin with my clan we be stickin
Whatever, my street family stays together
Represent what I invent, killa hill
Resident, rest in peace to my nigga Two Cent
The street life is the only life I know
I live by the code style it's mad P.L.O...
Iranian thoughts and cover like an Arabian
Grab a nigga on the spot and put a nine to his cranium
I..can't...get no satisfaction, niggas won't be lastin
Long, unless they get protaction, for real
Strong, comin with my clan so what's happenin
Commercial rap, hate it with a passion
The M-E-T-H-O-D got me drinkin O.E. all night in a M.P.V.
Just maxin, lookin for hoes, you know relaxin
Bitches know the hour it be time for some action
P.L.O., peace to that nigga Barryano
Word up, let's take him to the bridge, Verrazano
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The only difference between an American and a Mexican is an X.
IT MAKES SENSE AND DOESN'T AT THE SAME TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
or does it?
No, it does not, because American has two A's, one R, and no X's, while Mexican has only one A, no R's, and one X. So there's a three letter difference. Bitch.
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A Merican - r + x = A Mexican
BIOTCH
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kuroneck has been sq3rly pwnt
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Whoa I never considered myself an adverb before :O
I also like how it kind of looks like "squirrely."
Squirrels are my favorite animal ever.
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Squirrels are awesome.
Speaking of which, have some squirrel porn (again):
(http://files.spectere.net/pictures/photos/d40/animals/squirrel2.jpg)
And here he's ready to pounce on you and give you some hot squirrly lovin:
(http://files.spectere.net/pictures/photos/d40/animals/squirrel1.jpg)
Spectere -- accidentally exploiting poor defenseless creatures (with nuts) since 2008.
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Oh man I came right when I saw.
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Oh I bet you did. ;)
Just for the record, all models are over 18 months of age.
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that's good. I was worried about the FBI catching me fapping to all 'dis mess. may I fap in peace.
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I was fapping in peace once. Then someone walked in on me and I had to kill them.
Then I continued fapping.
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All this talk of fapping is making me want to fap.
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LMAO, you guys are insane.
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*fap*
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*fap*
ill fap to that
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Cripes, with all this fapping, this thread is gonna get stickied.
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Cripes, with all this fapping, this thread is gonna get stickied.
you.....
ARE A PUN MASTER
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MASTER BATER.
What else is an expert fisherman? A master baiter.
I had a similar scenario, spec.. I fapped in peace, then got walked in on. I stabbed them, and stared deep into their face angrily as I waited for them to die. Then I raped the wound, then fapped over their face. It was extraordinary, to say the least.
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I remember that. I was watching through your closet the whole time. Fapping.
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And I was standing behind you in said closet the whole time. Fapping.
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Man it was a regular fapfest in that room.
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and i WAS that closet you two were fapping in, fapping
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I'm gonna ruin it by saying, I was in the next room having sex with my girlfriend :P
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I'm gonna ruin it by saying, I was in the next room having sex with my girlfriend :P
so in other words
co-operative fapping
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co-op mode!!!
Press triangle to slide into tight spaces!
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I installed CCTV in the house and was watching/fapping to you two do it on an LCD screen that I installed on the back of sq3r's head.
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I once punched a baby.
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I installed CCTV in the house and was watching/fapping to you two do it on an LCD screen that I installed on the back of sq3r's head.
I actually saw that. I think I was fapping to that, seeing you fap. Then I said, "Man, all of this fapping makes me want to fap even more."
Sq3r, remember that hand in the dark? No, it wasn't your hand, it was mine.
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Oh there were so many hands back there, fapping and what have you... They all feel the same, really :|
And Spectere, I programmed that screen you had installed in my head when I wasn't looking to continuously play all of the 'The Land Before Time' videos. jus cuz
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little foot...... mmmmmmmm fap fap fap fap fap fap.
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little bear > land before time
the show was fucking baller
fapfapfap
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little foot...... mmmmmmmm fap fap fap fap fap fap.
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I'm gonna ruin it by saying, I was in the next room having sex with my girlfriend :P
homo.
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yeah that's gay
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gb2 chippendales (http://www.chippendales.com/), NewF
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Oh good some new fap material. Thanks Zakamiro :D
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Oh good some new fap material. Thanks Zakamiro :D
yer welcome. oh, i heard oregon was pretty bad ass. worth going to visit oregon y/n?
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I heard Oregon was cold and rainy and there's nothing here to see but scenery. Oregon is pretty lame, overall, but it has Portland, which is a kickass city.
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actually, that's almost exactly what i heard. I know a few people that left for oregon to live/visit. apparently it's hella cheap to live there, and no sales tax. (but property tax is a bitch if you own land)
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since we are keen on posting NSFW links
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5914/mby045ud0.jpg
fapfapfap
btw NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
ps: lol
(http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/8462/rioavds1.jpg)
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id hit dat
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since we are keen on posting NSFW links
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5914/mby045ud0.jpg
fapfapfap
btw NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
ps: lol
(http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/8462/rioavds1.jpg)
sup furfag
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furfag
That's vlad, not furfag.
;)
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So THAT's what the original was. hawt, lawl.
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No, the Furfag is the one with the Shadow the Gayhog avatar amirite
hay spectur =^.~=;
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No, the Furfag is the one with the Shadow the Gayhog avatar amirite
hay spectur =^.~=;
wtf double av
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No, the Furfag is the one with the Shadow the Gayhog avatar amirite
And by that I'm sure you mean a huge Shadow plushie:
(http://files.spectere.net/pictures/photos/shadowplushlol.jpg)
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Did not see this coming, also YIFF IN HELL.
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Pah, you know you love it.
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to lay it out there, im not furreh.
but i can fap to the pronz!
fapfapfap
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vlad's secrets are becoming unveiled.
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(http://www.spectere.net/smf/userav//avatar_7.png)
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salmon
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salmon
fuck salmon, trout is where its at nigga.
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smoked trout with low fat cottage cheese
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horse cock is where it's at
i mean, fuck. now i hafta edit my post.
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horse cock is where it's at
i mean, fuck. now i hafta edit my post.
can't edit quotes biatch
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mrhands.mpg, anyone?
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mrhands.mpg, anyone?
I came.
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so what would the image i linked put me on the kinsey scale
I MUST KNOW!
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HAY SPECTAR. SINSS U LIEK SHADDO AND VISTA U SHOD PUT SHADOW SCREENSAVER ON UR COMP. HAHAHA SEE CUZ UR RESIDENT AND THAT MAEKS IT FUNNY. HAHAHA.
(seriously, it fucking pisses me off when people call wallpapers "screensavers".)
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so what would the image i linked put me on the kinsey scale
I'd say adding one to whatever you already consider yourself should work. ;P
HAY SPECTAR. SINSS U LIEK SHADDO AND VISTA U SHOD PUT SHADOW SCREENSAVER ON UR COMP. HAHAHA SEE CUZ UR RESIDENT AND THAT MAEKS IT FUNNY. HAHAHA.
LOL K
(seriously, it fucking pisses me off when people call wallpapers "screensavers".)
I dunno, the name "screensaver" does kind of fit. It "saves" you from having a boring "screen." GETIT?! HAHAHAHAHA
*cough*
Anyway, you guys would be surprised to know that I don't have a Shadow or otherwise Sonic-themed wallpaper (not anymore, at least). I have a snake (looks to be some kind of tree snake...don't ask me to classify it) on my main monitor and, of all things, a wallpaper featuring a raptor from Turok: Evolution. Turok never appealed to me but the wallpaper is mighty fine.
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And by that I'm sure you mean a huge Shadow plushie:
(http://files.spectere.net/pictures/photos/shadowplushlol.jpg)
no wai
where'd you get >:-O
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step 1) make an ebay account
step 2) search ebay
step 3) if found, buy. If not, step 4.
step 4) create a notification list for said item
step 5) wait for item to be put up for sale
step 6) buy
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step 1) make an ebay account
step 2) search ebay
step 3) if found, buy. If not, step 4.
step 4) create a notification list for said item
step 5) wait for item to be put up for sale
step 6) buy
go rape yourself lolz
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I'd say adding one to whatever you already consider yourself should work. ;P
so a 1
KK BRO
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DEY TUK ERR JERRRRRBS
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step 1) make an ebay account
step 2) search ebay
step 3) if found, buy. If not, step 4.
step 4) create a notification list for said item
step 5) wait for item to be put up for sale
step 6) buy
Hey, how'd you know how I got it? :P
If anyone else is a Shadow fanboy, click: http://cgi.ebay.com/NWT-SONIC-THE-HEDGEDOG-PLUSH-SHADOW-30-FIGURE_W0QQitemZ160246212164QQihZ006QQcategoryZ2622QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem (http://cgi.ebay.com/NWT-SONIC-THE-HEDGEDOG-PLUSH-SHADOW-30-FIGURE_W0QQitemZ160246212164QQihZ006QQcategoryZ2622QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem). This is from the same seller that I got mine from, I think.
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Uuummmmmm hellooooo?
I don't hear any fapping...
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i don't think warhammer orcs fap
warcraft orcs do however
FAPFAPFAPFAP