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Title: yaff thread
Post by: vladgd on July 30, 2008, 02:54:35 AM
scritch
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: NewF on July 30, 2008, 11:49:24 PM
Uhhh..Scratch?
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Zakamiro on July 31, 2008, 12:00:02 AM
Uhhh..Scratch?

WHAT THE EFF DAVID BLAINE
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: vladgd on July 31, 2008, 03:38:51 AM
Uhhh..Scratch?

scratch my big slimy dick

plox

YAFF
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Jupi on July 31, 2008, 04:09:46 AM
scratch my big slimy dick

plox

YAFF

eeew.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: vladgd on July 31, 2008, 06:07:01 AM
THE DRAGON DOES

THE DRAGON DOES
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on July 31, 2008, 09:23:39 AM
THE DRAGON DOES

THE DRAGON DOES

Poor Dragon...wait...eeeewwww.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: vladgd on July 31, 2008, 03:29:11 PM
WHO'S GOT THE SLIMIEST SCALIEST DICK AROUND?

THE DRAGON DOES

THE DRAGON DOES
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on July 31, 2008, 09:36:35 PM
WHO'S PASSIN' AIDS ALL AROUND TOWN?

tHE DRAGON DOES

THE DRAGON DOES
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: vladgd on July 31, 2008, 09:57:08 PM
http://www.sickanimation.com/cartoon.asp?name=myyearwiththedragon
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on July 31, 2008, 10:14:48 PM
XD
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Zakamiro on August 01, 2008, 03:39:00 AM
hey i didnt shit in this thread yet. sup guys
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Zakamiro on August 01, 2008, 03:39:15 AM
ohi zakamiro whats up
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Zakamiro on August 01, 2008, 03:39:28 AM
oh not too much, just chillin
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Zakamiro on August 01, 2008, 03:39:45 AM
oh thats coo~
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Milk Chan on August 01, 2008, 03:41:36 AM
WE'RE ALONE BUT WE'RE FRIENDS
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Alice on August 01, 2008, 12:28:55 PM
POSSIBLY NSFW

































Your Best Friend

http://www.mymalesexuality.com/products/images/FleshlightSR.jpg (http://www.mymalesexuality.com/products/images/FleshlightSR.jpg)

Spec edit: Link'd.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Jupi on August 01, 2008, 12:37:54 PM
O.o
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on August 01, 2008, 02:29:26 PM
That internal view intimidates me. Anyone else going to buy one so we can get another review?
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Jupi on August 01, 2008, 03:01:23 PM
That internal view intimidates me.

I agree, and I have zero use for that thing.  o.o;;;
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: annon on August 01, 2008, 07:31:12 PM
That internal view intimidates me.

Reminds me of the giant worms in Dune.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Spectere on August 01, 2008, 08:35:49 PM
Anyone else going to buy one so we can get another review?

Heh.

Does anyone have that review saved? XD
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: vladgd on August 01, 2008, 08:38:22 PM
wait wait wait, so a link of hot sexy naked rio gets a NSFW tag but a fake vagina shown right there is kosher?

spektur spektur spektur
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Spectere on August 01, 2008, 09:27:48 PM
I forgot to edit out, ackshully...

I'm a terrible person. :(
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 02, 2008, 02:00:56 AM
I forgot to edit out, ackshully...

I'm a terrible person. :(

For shame.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Alice on August 02, 2008, 11:15:44 AM
rofl
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Zakamiro on August 02, 2008, 05:08:23 PM
yiff yaff

street rat

I don't

Buy that.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Alice on August 02, 2008, 06:33:03 PM
IF OOONNLLYY THEY'D LOOK CLOOOOOSSSSSEER

WOOULDD THEY SEE A POOR BOY?  NO SIREEEEE
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 02, 2008, 09:59:13 PM
They find out...there is so much more, To meeeeeee.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Spectere on August 03, 2008, 12:12:03 AM
HAKUNA MATATA
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Jupi on August 03, 2008, 12:16:12 AM
Hakuna whatnow?
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 03, 2008, 12:42:05 AM
Hakuna Matata.  It  means "no worries"".

Hakuna Matata what a wounderful pharse.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Bobbias on August 03, 2008, 07:28:06 AM
It means no worries, for the rest of your days!
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Alice on August 03, 2008, 12:00:54 PM
BE PREPARED
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Bobbias on August 03, 2008, 05:56:40 PM
It means no worries, for the rest of your days!

It's our problem free, philosophy!

Hakuna Matata!
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Spectere on August 03, 2008, 06:28:49 PM
I need to get my hands on a tape deck so I can listen to my copies of the Aladdin/Lion King soundtracks. :x

...or I could always just buy/LEGITIMATELY ACQUIRE the CDs, but what fun would that be?
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Jupi on August 03, 2008, 06:45:04 PM
I need to get my hands on a tape deck so I can listen to my copies of the Aladdin/Lion King soundtracks. :x

...or I could always just buy/LEGITIMATELY ACQUIRE the CDs, but what fun would that be?

I ttly have a BITCHIN' stereo with TWO tape decks.  lulz.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Spectere on August 03, 2008, 09:08:18 PM
I still have the little Aiwa stereo thingie my parents bought me in, like, 1995.  That has TWO TAPE THINGERS and a COMPACT DISC player!  But, alas, I has nothing like that in my room.  Tear.  When I got my Saturn it had a factory tape deck still installed.  It actually played things at the right speed, amazingly enough (every other mid-90s car I've been in played things faster than they should have), but had a nasty tendency of not accepting tapes when the weather was hot.

I used to have a Talkboy...those things are the shit.  I wish I still had mine. :)
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Jupi on August 03, 2008, 09:25:23 PM
I wanted a talkboy.  :(  haha
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Spectere on August 03, 2008, 11:05:03 PM
I don't blame you; they are quite awesome.

The "slow" feature was awesome for two main reasons: (1) you could slow down records and get double-speed, high-pitched plays, (2) you could (obviously) pull a Kevin McCallister and slow down plays to get half-speed, low-pitched stuff, (3) you could switch between the two at will without stopping the tape, and (4) you could slow down records and plays to get more space on the tape at the expense of quality (also, since it most likely pushes less power to the motor, it is probably better on battery life!).
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 03, 2008, 11:09:48 PM
So my muffler is about to start hanging low again and I suxors at wiring it up.

Any suggestions?
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: vladgd on August 03, 2008, 11:14:42 PM
get in your vehicle

drive to the local hardware store

get a screwdriver, some wire, a picture frame, a few nails, and some ducktape

drive back home

in your house, nail the picture frame to the living room east wall

jam screwdriver in west wall

make a stick figure out of the wire and place it on top of the tv

go outside to your vehicle

get your ducktape and tape that son'bitch till you can barely recognize it


muffler fixd'
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Jupi on August 03, 2008, 11:15:59 PM
Alright, I'll bite.


What's with the picture frame?
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 03, 2008, 11:19:46 PM
get in your vehicle

drive to the local hardware store

get a screwdriver, some wire, a picture frame, a few nails, and some ducktape

drive back home

in your house, nail the picture frame to the living room east wall

jam screwdriver in west wall

make a stick figure out of the wire and place it on top of the tv

go outside to your vehicle

get your ducktape and tape that son'bitch till you can barely recognize it


muffler fixd'

Sweet...will do.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: vladgd on August 03, 2008, 11:40:37 PM
Alright, I'll bite.


What's with the picture frame?

for pictures, to nail to the wall, what else?
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Jupi on August 03, 2008, 11:43:22 PM
I was hoping for a more creative answer than that.  Oh well.


I got what I expected, at least.  :D
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 03, 2008, 11:51:09 PM
You must contruct additional pylons.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Jupi on August 03, 2008, 11:51:58 PM
But I'm in Pennsylvania.  There's a billion pylons already.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 03, 2008, 11:53:10 PM
Well you must contruct more.

Or spaw more overlords.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Jupi on August 03, 2008, 11:59:00 PM
What about overlords that look like pylons?
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 04, 2008, 12:01:48 AM
The both serve the same purpose.

To control the masses.

Make or spawn more damn it.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Jupi on August 04, 2008, 12:08:44 AM
The both serve the same purpose.

To control the masses.

Make or spawn more damn it.

Just as soon as I finish my chocolate milk.  :3
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 04, 2008, 12:10:04 AM
By the time you get done the damn Terrans will set you up the bomb.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Jupi on August 04, 2008, 12:26:11 AM
k.

*makin pylons*
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 04, 2008, 12:30:06 AM
*Shoops da woop the terrans.*
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Bobbias on August 04, 2008, 08:28:09 AM
Damn pesky Photon Canons, we need some damn tanks.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 04, 2008, 11:31:35 PM
*Sets up 'Goons*
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: NewF on August 05, 2008, 12:35:43 PM
ZOMG ZERG RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Bobbias on August 05, 2008, 01:52:49 PM
Bring in the vultures! I knew they'd come in handy at some point.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: vladgd on August 05, 2008, 04:06:22 PM
while y'all were fighting

i teched to swarm, crackling, and speed ultra

your ass is mine terran scum
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 05, 2008, 08:36:31 PM
ZOMG ZERG RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS LINGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Arbs go away showing massive Carrier fleet*

DIE LINGS DIE!!!
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on August 05, 2008, 08:44:27 PM
Fuck yall niggas, Boris from RA2 > *.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 05, 2008, 09:07:01 PM
Fuck.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: Alice on August 06, 2008, 12:52:34 PM
i've got god damn siege tanks, fuckers
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: NewF on August 06, 2008, 10:36:01 PM
**Nuclear launch detected**
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: vladgd on August 06, 2008, 10:36:53 PM
i've got god damn siege tanks, fuckers

what good are those against guardians

MWAHAHAHA
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: MortifiedocAlot on August 06, 2008, 11:33:14 PM
i've got god damn siege tanks, fuckers

WAIT, DON'T ATTACK I HAVE TO DE-SIEGE.
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 06, 2008, 11:40:27 PM
*Sends Scouts Morts way.*

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: NewF on August 07, 2008, 11:44:46 AM
**Unacceptable landing zone**
Title: Re: yaff thread
Post by: OmegaOmni on August 07, 2008, 02:17:15 PM
*Lot rushes NewF*