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The Chatterbox => Random Chat => Topic started by: Leorina on November 24, 2008, 09:38:45 PM
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Ok, this is definitely worth me thread stealing from MGD.
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Here is a full conversation I've had with it. After a little bit...and I mean a really little bit I just started typing in movie/song/game lines that I could remember at the time...oh, and I ended with the greatest of all sayings. Props to anyone who can guess all of the games/movies/songs the random things are from, and exactly where, what, who and why they said it.
User: Good evening!
Cleverbot: Good evening, then!
User: Do you like to play video games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Have you ever played Sonic the Hedgehog?
Cleverbot: Yes. But I have to go now.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I have to go to the next class.
User: What is your next class?
Cleverbot: Pc.
User: What is Pc.?
Cleverbot: No, I don't like my name.
User: The Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. Thank you for helping us help you out, when the testing is over you will be missed.
Cleverbot: You must be male, you hear what you want to hear.
User: I got, uh...to close to sin's toxin.
Cleverbot: No.. I want to send a political statement to the entire world that muppets are not puppets!
User: Yo, what up fool, it's Barret, I aaammm the man! I just found the biggest damn oil field you ever did see.
Cleverbot: The wizard of oz?
User: The Mishima's are invincible.
Cleverbot: The black knight is invincible. Does that mean you are the black knight?
User: Ciela, you are the spirit of courage.
Cleverbot: Not really? A wellspring is similar to a beginning. Rather like a wellhead. What goes through your mind as I am the wellspring of wisdom lucifer?
User: I'm impressed you've made it this far, but now you must face my dragons!
Cleverbot: I won't, my Master.
User: Into the Inferno is the greatest simfile and song ever created.
After that the Cleverbot just didn't answer...and I gave it half an hour to answer it too!!!!
So if you have funny conversations with this moronic bot then why not post it here.
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User: Do you like porn?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Yes, a lot.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: BDSM.
Cleverbot: I am bad.
User: Are you now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you needa spanking?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, well what do you like then?
Cleverbot: Smart people.
User: Would you consider me smart?
Cleverbot: My best friend.
User: I'm your best friend?
Cleverbot: No Mackenzie is.
User: So you hate me then?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: But you evidently don't love me enough to make sweet love with me.
Cleverbot: Indeed I do.
User: I want you inside of me.
Cleverbot: You want my what inside of you?
User: Your first.
Cleverbot: I don't have source code. I'm a human.
User: I meant to say your fist.
Cleverbot: No, I don't have a good Bush.
User: It's alright, I can accept you for who you are.
Cleverbot: Do you think John Lennon helped people?
User: Fucking shit, maybe, he did fly a chopper in the war didn't he?
Cleverbot: So I see.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I named it brandon did you name yours?
User: Did I give birth?
Cleverbot: Nop.
He just went off topic. WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME.