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☃ / Re: Your pubic hair

« on: September 17, 2010, 01:25:44 AM »

Well the problem with shaving your balls with a razor blade or an (electric razor even) is less the risk of a rash and more the risk of nicks :[ Since your balls are more wrinkly and/or bumpy than most other skin you shave it's a lot more prone to cuts. Cuts on your nuts are no fun, trust me. The skin's way more sensitive usually, too so you definitely feel it. This is why I use Nair.

PS to vlad
I personally would not want to have to shave my legs so that they're smooth all the time because you'd have to do it every single day. And honestly I think it's silly that it's such a common thing for girls to feel compelled to do it. Seems like a gigantic waste of time to me.

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Random Chat / Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010

« on: September 16, 2010, 01:40:20 AM »

My butt feels weird.

I don't know what you're talking about....

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Random Chat / Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010

« on: September 15, 2010, 03:12:02 PM »

I've been having some insanely crazy and vivid dreams almost every single night for the past two or three weeks. I'm not complaining really but it's just weird because I went from never having dreams (or at least not remembering them even slightly) to suddenly having them all the time (sometimes multiple different ones during one sleep session) and remembering them very clearly.

Just last night I dreamed about my friend and I killing his dad for some reason and then feeding his body to some weird little fuzzy dog things that hiss. And the whole thing felt like the style of how It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is filmed. Before that I dreamed about a girl who used to like me in high school revealing to me that she was a hermaphrodite. And one of the most intense and vivid dreams I have ever had was just recently. I was doing some business with the main characters from Lost near some airport and suddenly this huge rocket-powered plane was taking off a couple hundred yards from us and botched the take off so the front end swung up in the air and it was about to tip backwards but the pilot must have been trying to stabilize it because it kinda hovered on it's rockets, slowly dragging across the ground taking out buildings and blowing shit up with its humongous engines. At that time I was running away until it finally fell and exploded. The explosion had somehow turned all the Lost characters into small living plastic dolls except for Sayid and Kate who were sitting on a log waving at me and smiling. There's more but that was the exciting part.

Anyway, dreams are amazing and weird and it's cool to be having them again.

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☃ / Re: Your pubic hair

« on: September 15, 2010, 03:00:54 PM »

Sounds....terrible.

I should clarify that I don't use a razor blade, I use an electric hair trimmer without any attachments. and the rash was only on some parts of my neck. I never fully shave my face either, I like to maintain a 5-o'clock shadow at all times; makes me look handsome :]

you gotta take inconsideration time as well.  doing some of that stuff routinely, that's a lot of time doing something i don't want to be doing.  i need a better way than using razor. 

Well that's why I stopped using products for shaving in the first place. It takes me no more than 2 or 3 minutes for me to shave my face whereas before it would take me 5+ minutes when I used pre/aftershave. It's not a huge time saver when you look at it like that, but it feels a lot less of a significant thing to just grab my buzzer, drag it across my face for a couple minutes, then wash my face to get the little stubblies off.

Although I agree that shaving and whatnot your other parts like armpits, crotch, chest, back, etc. can be time consuming because they take a tad more precision and caution to do, but what I do is plan maybe a day in advance when I know I'll have a good half/whole hour without interruption to get it all done. I usually take care of my armpits, crotch, some hair and sideburns maintenance, and maybe even nail trimming if I have time, all at once. After a while you get used to the routine and it gets quicker and easier to do over time. The problem with that though (as with any routine) is persistence. If you live a chaotic lifestyle and never really know when you'll have the time it can be harder, but like I said, if you really think it's worth the trouble then do it

P.S. "You broke the ruuuules, and now I'll pull out all your pubic haaaaaiiiir!"

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Random Chat / Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010

« on: September 15, 2010, 02:31:07 AM »

Ah good, the poison is finally taking effect. Don't worry though, once we're done experimenting and you regain consciousness you won't remember anything.

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Random Chat / Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.

« on: September 14, 2010, 01:47:59 AM »

What do you plan on having as a telephone communication device once that happens?

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☃ / Re: Your pubic hair

« on: September 14, 2010, 01:46:35 AM »

Well the most satisfying achievements are the ones that take the most effort, I think :] Sure it's itchy at first, but your body usually acclimates to it eventually and it goes away. When I first started shaving my face without any shaving cream or water or anything, it did rash up a little for a while but it doesn't anymore.

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Random Chat / Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010

« on: September 08, 2010, 01:42:02 AM »

Well let us know when you find out who it is so we can wish them good luck.

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Random Chat / Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010

« on: September 07, 2010, 01:36:01 AM »

Well I don't use a whole lotta apps for my iPhone, but for games, I've been consistently entertained by the ones produced by Donut Games.

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|)|)R FR3|< / Re: The intoxicated replies thread

« on: September 07, 2010, 01:34:17 AM »

Well as long as we weren't confined to the tent for the duration of the get together that'd be cool.

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|)|)R FR3|< / Re: The intoxicated replies thread

« on: September 04, 2010, 04:10:22 PM »

I think the availability of certain drugs in certain areas is what's responsible for the different demand. Around Portland, however, there isn't really a shortage of any kind of narcotics hah. I don't have any connections besides for weed (which I haven't used in a while so I might not have those anymore) but if I was serious about getting hooked up with LSD, shrooms, salvia, DMT, ecstasy, etc., I could probably get it by the end of the day. Although even if I was going to get any of those I wouldn't trust any of it unless I knew the person selling it to me.

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|)|)R FR3|< / Re: The intoxicated replies thread

« on: September 04, 2010, 03:05:08 PM »

From my experience with shrooms vs. LSD, LSD seems more likely to give a person "spritual revelations" than anything else. I had some of the most profound conversations on acid with friends who were also tripping, and my thoughts seemed a lot less convoluted and more consistent than they were with mushrooms. Mushrooms just make people think more goofy and outrageous thoughts which don't apply as much to REAL life once they're sober. Although I've only done acid once so I don't really have a particularly sturdy opinion, but I've never had anything close to true enlightenment on mushies.

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Random Chat / Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010

« on: September 04, 2010, 04:29:41 AM »

Well if you do decide to get one, I suggest checking thrift stores first. The ones in my area often have them though they're not always in the best shape, so this one was a pretty good score. Especially since it was only $30. I've never seen one less than around $80, even second-hand.

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Random Chat / Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010

« on: September 04, 2010, 04:02:20 AM »

This is the best I can do unfortunately :/ The only camera I have is my iPhone and the lighting sucks but you get the idea.

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|)|)R FR3|< / Re: The intoxicated replies thread

« on: September 04, 2010, 03:34:26 AM »

I've only done acid once, but it was better than the dozenish times I've done shrooms combined. If the place and company were just right, I would definitely do it again. Preferably at the beach again.