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Gaming / Divinity Original Sin: Enhanced Edition

« on: November 14, 2015, 08:23:06 PM »

IS THE EXACT FUCKING SAME AS THE ORIGINAL RELEASE OF DIVINITY ORIGINAL SIN

WITH THE SAME BAD PLOT BUT WITH DIFFERENT VOICE ACTING THAT IS STILL HONESTLY PRETTY BAD

I LIKED THE GAME PLAY

9/10

People find this review helpful!

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Random Chat / Monster flavors

« on: July 16, 2011, 12:48:27 PM »

I like Original and MIXXD the most, found M-80 a bit weird and thought Khaos and Assault were both kinda meh.  Haven't tried Lo-Carb, Absolutely Zero, or any of the Java Monster stuff.  Import is also pretty good.

I found Rehab yesterday and tried it.  It's also pretty good, though it's not really anything like the other Monster drinks I've tried.

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Creation Station / coaz

« on: June 20, 2011, 11:50:25 AM »

I know MegaZeux is of pretty limited interest here, but there are a couple of former-MZX community people here that don't check DMZX regularly, so I figured I'd post this if anybody's interested.







I finally finished a game ;-;

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Media / My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

« on: March 30, 2011, 09:57:01 AM »

Who else watches My Little Pony

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Random Chat / ITT Alice and Spectere discuss DMZX

« on: December 08, 2010, 08:40:27 PM »

Hey, at least this forum gets more posts than DMZX.  Where I don't think I've seen somebody who isn't a spambot register for months.

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Computing / The Tree

« on: February 21, 2010, 02:05:32 PM »

Hey, has anybody else been getting porn spams from Zakamiro's old forum?

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☃ / WHERE IS THE HAPPY NEW YEAR THREAD SPECTERE

« on: January 01, 2010, 01:10:26 AM »

YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR THREAD

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|)|)R FR3|< / The Worst Music Thread

« on: September 13, 2009, 01:03:09 PM »

Post & discuss the worst songs and artists you can find here, preferably with youtube links.

BrokeNCYDE - Freaxxx
Black Out Band - Video Games
Ying Yang Twins feat. Lil' Jon - Salt Shaker (this is a bit old, actually)
DJ Debonair Samir - Samir's Theme (this one is pretty big in Norway apparently)

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|)|)R FR3|< / Why-Fi: The Drama

« on: July 19, 2009, 01:52:05 AM »

I don't even know where to begin about this guy.

GREG ISN'T A TRANNY (I posted this in another thread also)

Various quotes of this guy that I have been collecting from IRC (including parts of GREG ISN'T A TRANNY)

Log of when I reported him to the Esper.net IRCOPs

KOKUCHOU!!!!!
You have absolutely no idea in how much trouble you put yourself when you decided to report me, resulting in a K-Line!
You'd better get the firemen ready, I think your hard drive is about to explode. >:-D
...
Pff, that obnoxious IJ n00b doesn't know the danger either. His server is about to get fried and with 0 channels... You'll see...
YOU'LL ALL REGRET HAVING K-LINED ME!
...
I wished everyone would just go to hell!
Oh, and if you may, go to your "friend" IJ and tell him that he'll regret what he did soooo bad...

-three posts he made after getting K-Lined (IJ is the IRCOP who K-Lined him)

Just... wow, this guy. :-(

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|)|)R FR3|< / Deeker's Diaper Page

« on: July 17, 2009, 05:13:41 PM »

this site... just... this site... :-(

edit: 750 posts

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|)|)R FR3|< / #mzx - GREG ISN'T A FUCKING TRANNY

« on: July 03, 2009, 01:18:44 AM »

A confused MZXer's dreams are shattered when he learns that the creator of the GCS he uses is ZOMG NO NOT A TRANSSEXUAL!

11:18:54 <koji> If the woman you loved said "would you still love me if at night I turn into a short fat man with a gold ring on his pinky who is a total bar crasher" what would you say?
11:19:38 <Why-Fi> GTFO of my room you freak!
11:19:46 <Why-Fi> That's what I'd say.
11:20:32 <koji> c'mon its the ideal relationship, you got a beautiful girl during the day, and your bar crashing buddy at night :D
11:20:39 <koji> AND
11:20:45 <OBLIRIOVRONS> That's pretty rude, Why-Fi. Maybe you should consider the feelings of your loved one before being so judgmental.
11:20:53 <koji> The girl doesn't get mad at you hanging out with the bar crashing buddy
11:20:56 <koji> because it's HER.
11:21:17 <wildweasel> I don't do bar crashes
11:21:17 <Stephen> i don't hang out with bar types
11:21:27 <wildweasel> honestly I think I'm through with the whole alcohol thing
11:21:27 <koji> me either
11:21:27 <koji> but
11:21:30 <koji> maybe you will be
11:21:34 <Stephen> i'd rather have a fat woman who layso n the couch all day and doesn't bother me when i'm trying to mzx and write music
11:21:37 <Stephen> lol
11:21:41 <koji> I hardly ever started
11:21:48 <Why-Fi> Ok, that was rude, you're right. I'd rather say "Would you please step outside my room, dear psycho young lady?"
11:22:01 <Lachesis> stephen:  Lol
11:22:10 <koji> stephen, BEST ANSWER EVER.
11:22:25 <koji> putting mzx before women :D
11:22:28 <koji> who knew
11:22:48 <Why-Fi> Well, if that's the case, why bother marrying in the first fucking place?
11:23:00 <Lachesis> geez, seems like every time Why-Fi opens his mouth (or I guess, types something here), that he's insulting transsexuals
11:23:11 <koji> yeah
11:23:15 <Why-Fi> Why?
11:23:19 <Lachesis> I take direct offense to that
11:23:28 <paul> we get it, you're a woman!
11:23:31 <Lachesis> You can go hang yourself.  Here's a rope.
11:23:35 <koji> hey why-fi did you know that the guy who made mzx is a woman now?
11:23:41 <Stephen> sort of
11:23:43 <OBLIRIOVRONS> I'm twelve women
11:23:45 <wildweasel> Here's a lesson for you, why-fi - no matter what you say, you're always going to find yourself in hot water.
11:23:53 <Why-Fi> That's not true.
11:23:53 <Stephen> as much as a man can make himelf into one ,that is
11:23:54 <OBLIRIOVRONS> Yeah - urine!
11:24:06 <wildweasel> As long as the right/wrong people hear you
11:24:11 <OBLIRIOVRONS> That's what I'd be like if I were in a newspaper comic
11:24:18 <Why-Fi> Gregory Janson =/= Alexis Janson.
11:24:34 <koji> ummm.... actually yeah they are.
11:24:45 <@Terryn> yes, they're the same person
11:24:48 <Why-Fi> No they aren't.
11:24:52 <@Terryn> yes, they are
11:24:54 <Lachesis> They are.
11:25:03 <koji> why-fi are you serious or are you being retarded?
11:25:03 <OBLIRIOVRONS> http://10.media.tumblr.com/mwpzWzwpvk4d92hzvgwzBEVQo1_500.jpg
11:25:06 <Why-Fi> NO THEY FUCKING AREN'T! >:-<
11:25:08 <Stephen> he's still greg janson, except, uh....
11:25:12 <@Terryn> YES THEY ARE
11:25:15 <Why-Fi> GREG ISN'T A FUCKING TRANNY!
11:25:16 <Stephen> pretending to be a woman
11:25:22 <Lachesis> Ban this fuck
11:25:30 <@Terryn> Yes, janson is
11:25:37 <koji> why-fi you're such an idiot
11:25:38 <@Terryn> note that it's not pejorative
11:25:57 <@Terryn> being a transsexual doesn't automatically make you a bad person and we're not using it as a slur!
11:25:59 <wildweasel> agreeing with Lach here
11:26:03 <@Wervyn> No!  My fragile world!
11:26:11 <wildweasel> for the first time in history, i think
11:26:20 <Lachesis> Why-Fi, you're horrible.  Please leave!
11:26:26 <Stephen> hey terryn, wervyn, which one of you put 'entrails' up as a featured game
11:26:27 <@Terryn> I'm not one to use terms like "newhalf" but geez
11:26:32 <Stephen> i'm pretty certain it was one of you :P
11:26:35 <Lachesis> The "Disconnect" button beckons you!~
11:26:35 <@Wervyn> Kuddy, probably.
11:26:55 <Stephen> well, kuddy DOES like cant iv
11:27:08 <@Terryn> yeah, I didn't do it
11:27:19 <Stephen> he once went as far as to say it was the best mzx game ever, so i wouldn't put it past him
11:27:38 <@Terryn> storing several songs in one mod was very economical
11:27:50 <@Terryn> well, no, not really
11:27:53 <Lachesis> I've done that before
11:27:54 <@Terryn> but it still amuses me
11:28:06 <Stephen> i did it so people wouldn't steal my original music
11:28:29 <Stephen> and by "original" i mean "recorded from anal cunt mp3s"
11:28:35 <Why-Fi> I can't find info about Greg on google.
11:28:40 <koji> ...
11:28:41 <Why-Fi> Trying Alexis Janson
11:28:42 <koji> :(
11:29:22 <koji> why-fi I could find that TV-appearance of Alexis Janson at the magic the gathering competition and you can decide for yourself.
11:29:24 <Stephen> actally, i did it because.. well, each 'song' is just a single loop with one wave
11:29:32 <Stephen> it'd just be stupid to put them in separate mods
11:30:30 <Why-Fi> Nope, they are different people.
11:30:37 <koji>

11:30:45 <@Terryn> no, they're not
11:30:54 <koji> why-fi that's alexis janson
11:31:00 <@Terryn> Alexis was in here and #neocesspool and #zeux for years
11:31:07 <koji> theres that too
11:31:08 <@Terryn> and very obviously associated with MZX
11:31:50 <Why-Fi> Alexis Janson =/= Gregory Janson
11:31:57 <Lachesis> Why-Fi makes my head hurt
11:32:01 * JohnK (john@66-191-103-213.dhcp.eucl.wi.charter.com) has joined #mzx
11:32:04 <AussieEvil> Is it like the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?
11:32:11 <koji> why-fi did you watch the youtube?
11:32:14 <@Wervyn> Why-fi is this some deep seated prejudice against transexuals or are you just a dumbass?
11:32:19 <AussieEvil> Shoot, pressed enter too soon
11:32:24 <Lachesis> http://www.digitalmzx.net/wiki/index.php?title=Alexis
11:32:28 <duvel_> I think why fi is just a dumbass
11:32:54 <CJA> Congratulations you have hurt my feelings, ever so slightly but still you did.
11:32:58 <Why-Fi> Well, duh, you really thought I'd fall for that, Lachesis?
11:33:04 <JohnK> motorola P2K phones are annoyingly complicated. also hi all
11:33:05 <Why-Fi> MZXWiki is edited by you!
11:33:11 <koji> http://wiki.mtgsalvation.com/article/Alexis_Janson
11:33:18 <duvel_> http://www.transcosmic.com/2009/07/02/myspace-now-a-

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☃ / :awesome:

« on: June 19, 2009, 08:25:30 PM »

Needs moar :awesome: !

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☃ / ATTN: HOAK HOGAN

« on: June 15, 2009, 02:56:09 PM »

AT WRESTLEMANIA HOAK HOGAN YOU WILL FEEL THE FULL FORCE OF MY DESTRUCITY!  AND YOU HAD BETTER BE FOKED HOAK HOGAN BECAUSE I AM GONNA FOKE MYSELF THIS SUNDAY ON EXACTLY ONE THING HOAK HOGAN: THE WWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!  AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO CLICK YOUR HEELS THREE TIMES AND ESCAPE MY MATRIX HOAK HOGAN!  YOU HAVE LESS CHANCE THAN TWO FIGHTERS AGAINST A STAR DESTROYER!  THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR IS TO TAKE OFF AND NUKE THE SITE FROM ORBIT HOAK HOGAN! SKRONK

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Random Chat / Product Reviews

« on: June 14, 2009, 03:11:18 AM »

Today's Review: Nair Hair Remover Lotion

Type: General/Comparison (Gillette Mach 3)

Scoring:
Usage: 5/15 points
Results: 5/15 points
Worth: 5/15 points

Usage - 3/5

Squeeze lotion into palm of hand
-Smooth on a thick, even layer to cover hair.  DO NOT RUB IN.  Wash your hands immediately after application.
-Leave the lotion on for 3 minutes.  Then check a small area for hair removal.
-Total hair removal depends on hair thickness.  If the hair does not come off after 3 minutes, leave the lotion on for a few minutes longer. DO NOT EXCEED 10 MINUTES of total application time.
-Gently wipe off the lotion and hair with a damp washcloth.  Do not rub.
-Once all hair has been removed, RINSE SKIN THOROUGHLY with lukewarn water in the shower.
-Pat dry
-Keep bottle tightly closed between uses.

Aside from the bottle's case of tourette's SHITCOCK syndrome, this seems pretty straightforward, right?  Well, I'll be damned if it's not the most tedious and boring thing, even more so than using a razor.  I basically had to sit on ass for 3 (or more, but DO NOT EXCEED 10) minutes doing jack shit and occasionally checking my legs for hair removal.  Maybe I have ADHD or something.  And, NOT RUBBING can be a pain sometimes, but I beared with these instructions.  I've seen worse.  Overall, usage takes about 5 minutes, not including that it requires a shower afterward, and razors can take for-FUCKING-ever on large areas of skin.

Results: 2/5
Maybe I suck at spreading this shit or I'm fat, but it seemed like a few small spots were unaffected by the lotion.  It also inflamed my legs and made them itch, and I noticed a spot on my skin bleeding after I wiped off the lotion -- this might just be me, since I have eczema.  While it didn't particularly make me feel comfortable that I COULDN'T FUCKING ANYTHING in my legs afterwards, slight numbness seems to happen with razors too, so whatever.  When you've got to get out the razor anyway and touch up spots, it seems like there isn't much of a point, but it did remove very much of my leg hair, and the hair did indeed seem to grow back a little slower than after using a razor, so I'll give this a couple of points.

Worth: 2/5
A bottle of this shit costed around $7 according to Yahoo! Answers (I'd be damned if I could find the recept), and after two uses, the bottle seems to only have about enough lotion left for one more use.  However, my Mach 3 costed about $8, it has performed admirably, and is still on its first head.  So, yeah.

Total: 7/15
Verdict:  This shit doesn't quite Fucking Suck, but it's not that great, either.  If your skin's not that easily inflamed, you can sit still for 3 minutes, or want to try something new, try it, but I really wouldn't recommend completely switching to it.

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☃ / ‮‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮

« on: June 08, 2009, 02:44:12 PM »

‮‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮By current estimates, the book originally had 272 pages in 17 quires of 16 pages each. About 240 vellum pages remain today, and gaps in the page numbering (which seems to be later than the text) indicate that several pages were already missing by the time that Voynich acquired it. A quill pen was used for the text and figure outlines, and colored paint was applied (somewhat crudely) to the figures, possibly at a later date. There is strong evidence that at one point in time the pages of the book were arranged in a different order.
 
‮‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮ The "biological" section of the manuscript has dense text and illustrations showing nude women bathing.

‮‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮ The text was clearly written from left to right, with a slightly ragged right margin. Longer sections are broken into paragraphs, sometimes with "bullets" on the left margin. There is no obvious punctuation. The ductus (the speed, care, and cursiveness with which the letters are written) flows smoothly, suggesting that the scribe understood what he was writing when it was written; the manuscript does not give the impression that each character had to be calculated before being inked onto the page.

‮‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮ The text consists of over 170,000 discrete glyphs, usually separated from each other by narrow gaps. Most of the glyphs are written with one or two simple pen strokes. While there is some dispute as to whether certain glyphs are distinct or not, an alphabet with 20–30 glyphs would account for virtually all of the text; the exceptions are a few dozen rarer characters that occur only once or twice each.

‮‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮ Wider gaps divide the text into about 35,000 "words" of varying length. These seem to follow phonetic or orthographic laws of some sort; e.g. certain characters must appear in each word (like the vowels in English), some characters never follow others, some may be doubled but others may not.

‮‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮ Statistical analysis of the text reveals patterns similar to those of natural languages. For instance, the word frequencies follow Zipf's law, and the word entropy (about 10 bits per word) is similar to that of English or Latin texts. Some words occur only in certain sections, or in only a few pages; others occur throughout the manuscript. There are very few repetitions among the thousand or so "labels" attached to the illustrations. In the herbal section, the first word on each page occurs only on that page, and may be the name of the plant.

‮‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮ On the other hand, the Voynich manuscript's "language" is quite unlike European languages in several aspects. Firstly, there are practically no words comprising more than ten glyphs, yet there are also few one- or two-letter words. The distribution of letters within the word is also rather peculiar: some characters only occur at the beginning of a word, some only at the end, and some always in the middle section – an arrangement found in Semitic alphabets but not in the Latin or Cyrillic alphabets (with the exception of the Greek letters Beta and Sigma).

‮‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮ The text seems to be more repetitive than typical European languages; there are instances where the same common word appears up to three times in a row. Words that differ only by one letter also repeat with unusual frequency.

‮‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮ There are only a few words in the manuscript written in a seemingly Latin script. In the last page, there are four lines of writing which are written in (rather distorted) Latin letters, except for two words in the main script. The lettering resembles European alphabets of the 15th century, but the words do not seem to make sense in any language. Also, a series of diagrams in the "astronomical" section has the names of ten of the months (from March to December) written in Latin script, with spelling suggestive of the medieval languages of France or the Iberian Peninsula. However, it is not known whether these bits of Latin script were part of the original text, or were added at a later time.