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☃ / I have an annuity
« on: March 06, 2012, 03:34:36 PM »
and I need cash NOW.
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Media / Stephen Colbert and the Roots - Friday
« on: April 02, 2011, 01:53:58 AM »
Yep, it's exactly what I just said it is.
It's well worth sitting through the ad, in my opinion. Especially once you hit the halfway point. I laughed. I cried. I hurled.
It's well worth sitting through the ad, in my opinion. Especially once you hit the halfway point. I laughed. I cried. I hurled.
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Random Chat / Most Online Ever: 256 (14 November 2009, 08:22:30)
« on: December 11, 2009, 05:43:17 PM »
What the shit? 256?
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☃ / If peeing your pants is cool...
« on: August 27, 2009, 09:08:42 PM »
Consider me Wilford Brimley.
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Random Chat / If you're happy and you know it...
« on: August 15, 2009, 02:44:58 PM »
Say a swear!
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Random Chat / Hello All.
« on: July 27, 2009, 11:23:06 PM »
I am The Real Slim Spectere.
Never mind the familiar avatar.
For I am The Real Slim Spectere.
...Yo.
Never mind the familiar avatar.
For I am The Real Slim Spectere.
...Yo.
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Creation Station / When you give a Jupi an hour or two to kill (Audacity Style)
« on: June 26, 2009, 10:19:45 AM »
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☃ / This old man; he played one!
« on: June 17, 2009, 05:14:33 PM »
He played knick-knack on my bum.
Now he's in prison for sexual harassment.
Now he's in prison for sexual harassment.
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☃ / When you give a Spectere a microphone
« on: March 18, 2009, 11:42:32 PM »
He's gonna poop all over it.
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☃ / Beg pardon, monsieur admin
« on: November 02, 2008, 09:46:00 PM »
But I am by no means a zebra.
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Random Chat / Unconditional Guarantee: Your almond toffee failed to calculate my taxes!
« on: October 12, 2008, 05:12:32 PM »
I just love the Consumerist.
Your Almond Toffee does not work well as a tax preparer. Per your unconditional guarantee, I formally request my monies to be refunded at the earliest possible date to:
[redacted]
Please confirm receipt of this email and the issuance of my refund at the earliest opportunity.
Best regards,
Bobby
Enstrom quickly replied:
Thank you for contacting Enstrom Candies Customer Care Department. We would be more then happy to replace the box of toffee as stated in our guarantee. Would you please provide your order number or customer number so I can do so?
To place an order, please contact Enstrom Candies Call Center at 1-800-367-8766 (24 hours 7 days a week) or visit our website at www.Enstrom.com. Should you need further assistance, please reply to our email or contact Customer Care Department at 1-800-367-8777.
Jessica Shaner
Customer Service Representative
Enstrom Candies
Your Almond Toffee does not work well as a tax preparer. Per your unconditional guarantee, I formally request my monies to be refunded at the earliest possible date to:
[redacted]
Please confirm receipt of this email and the issuance of my refund at the earliest opportunity.
Best regards,
Bobby
Enstrom quickly replied:
Thank you for contacting Enstrom Candies Customer Care Department. We would be more then happy to replace the box of toffee as stated in our guarantee. Would you please provide your order number or customer number so I can do so?
To place an order, please contact Enstrom Candies Call Center at 1-800-367-8766 (24 hours 7 days a week) or visit our website at www.Enstrom.com. Should you need further assistance, please reply to our email or contact Customer Care Department at 1-800-367-8777.
Jessica Shaner
Customer Service Representative
Enstrom Candies
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