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☃ / Re: Random story game thread.
« on: July 16, 2008, 10:28:44 AM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern. Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat. So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich. Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans. Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him. "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena. Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.
After the Belgian Olympics, we sabotaged twenty of sq3r's hamster jetpacks indiscriminately, only (4*15)/2-15 minutes after flypie screamed, "SQUIDLYDOO!!" did the spaghetti bowls shit boogaloo. While the dancing Scandinavian octopus ink'd, pigeons did not bathe regularly. fLaffL failed to bold his w3rd so spectere boasted
After the Belgian Olympics, we sabotaged twenty of sq3r's hamster jetpacks indiscriminately, only (4*15)/2-15 minutes after flypie screamed, "SQUIDLYDOO!!" did the spaghetti bowls shit boogaloo. While the dancing Scandinavian octopus ink'd, pigeons did not bathe regularly. fLaffL failed to bold his w3rd so spectere boasted
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☃ / Re: Random story game thread.
« on: July 16, 2008, 09:53:25 AM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern. Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat. So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich. Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans. Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him. "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena. Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.
After the Belgian Olympics, we sabotaged twenty of sq3r's hamster jetpacks indiscriminately, only (4*15)/2-15 minutes after flypie screamed, "SQUIDLYDOO!!" did the spaghetti bowls shit boogaloo. While the dancing Scandinavian octopus ink'd, pigeons did not bathe regularly. fLaffL failed to bold his w3rd so
After the Belgian Olympics, we sabotaged twenty of sq3r's hamster jetpacks indiscriminately, only (4*15)/2-15 minutes after flypie screamed, "SQUIDLYDOO!!" did the spaghetti bowls shit boogaloo. While the dancing Scandinavian octopus ink'd, pigeons did not bathe regularly. fLaffL failed to bold his w3rd so
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Random Chat / Re: Drugs, Alcohol, etc.
« on: July 16, 2008, 09:20:24 AM »
Reminds me of when I lived in Canada: America's top hat (I underlined it because it sounds like it could be the title of the next Schwarzenegger flick). Nice place but unless you're close to a city you better hope you plan EVERYTHING before 8pm because Canadia closes after 9.
Also (in Montreal at least) every pack or cigarettes has an advertisement on the front for an anti-smoking company. I still have the one with a picture of a baby that says "CIGARETTES KILL BABIES".
Also (in Montreal at least) every pack or cigarettes has an advertisement on the front for an anti-smoking company. I still have the one with a picture of a baby that says "CIGARETTES KILL BABIES".
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Random Chat / Re: Drugs, Alcohol, etc.
« on: July 16, 2008, 08:13:39 AM »
Around my college all the bars close at 1:30am except this one liquor store attached to a bar called 'Mallards' which is open til 2am. I've been there 5 times and 4/5 times there's been a different sketch hobo-looking guy trying to sell me 'skittles' 'limestone' or 'juice'. I never have any clue of what they're talking about but I always appreciate the offer and not being stabbed.
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Random Chat / Re: Drugs, Alcohol, etc.
« on: July 15, 2008, 09:50:26 PM »
By 'friend' I mean awesome dealer. By 'awesome' I mean he delivers.
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Random Chat / Re: Drugs, Alcohol, etc.
« on: July 15, 2008, 02:55:16 PM »
Friend of mine went and bought acid this weekend, something like 100 sheets. Got a few for me and my friends to try for the first time and it didn't work. Needless to say he was pissed that he blew so much money on what was probably broken up dayquil.
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Random Chat / Re: quantum tunneling
« on: July 15, 2008, 02:01:45 PM »
Quantum Physics is fun. When you get into the probability of electricity you find out that the neurons in your brain are literally firing randomly half the time, so at any given moment you are literally driven by your impulses.
If I ever decide to write a badass science fiction book it's going to have a character who uses "inquantum" physics to walk through walls but most of the time just falls through the floor.
If I ever decide to write a badass science fiction book it's going to have a character who uses "inquantum" physics to walk through walls but most of the time just falls through the floor.
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Random Chat / Re: Comcast Faces FCC Sanctions for Blocking Web Traffic
« on: July 15, 2008, 01:25:22 PM »Net neutrality.
Surprisingly enough this is actually a step in the RIGHT direction by the FCC for once. They will one day find a way to stop us from obtaining free information, but until then I give you this comic!
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Random Chat / Re: The Music Discussion Thread (No Flaming!)
« on: July 15, 2008, 01:14:57 PM »Offspring
I got it a while ago; it's nice but it's no Smash or Americana. I've been waiting for them to make a comeback but I don't think this album is gonna cut it.
BTW, I'm in to all genres except country. It works out well because whenever I meet someone who says they like all music I make them listen to my grindcore collection until they apologize.
Anyone have the new Weezer album? Pork and Beans is of course amazing but I've heard the rest of it isn't that good.
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Computing / Re: Web Browser Bitch Fest (also: Kuro's gay code)
« on: July 10, 2008, 03:53:58 PM »
Ok, lets just end this bickering and finally agree that safari is the best browser and anyone who doesn't agree is actually just overwhelmed with jealousy.
I'll always be an Opera/FF fan because I'm a big fan of open source (and getting my code to work within a reasonable time period). I've been avoiding IE8 like the plague but I have been hearing good things about it. It's only given me mixed feelings because after working with web development I have a grudge against IE I might never get rid of.
I'll always be an Opera/FF fan because I'm a big fan of open source (and getting my code to work within a reasonable time period). I've been avoiding IE8 like the plague but I have been hearing good things about it. It's only given me mixed feelings because after working with web development I have a grudge against IE I might never get rid of.
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Computing / Re: why my gay code not work
« on: July 07, 2008, 04:04:20 PM »
Double post for great justice: javascript.
Here's a simple code I wrote that'll help you satisfy IE as far as hovering goes:
So... I run a few web sites at UMBC so here's a link to the final product:
http://www.umbc.edu/fm/test site/test/
I'll keep it up for a few days but I'll have to take it down after a bit so they dont find out
Here's a simple code I wrote that'll help you satisfy IE as far as hovering goes:
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<!---style.php---!>
<!--Stylesheet--->
<!--------------->
#nav, #nav ul { /* all lists */
border-style:none;
padding: 0;
margin: 0;
list-style: none;
line-height: 1;
}
#nav a {
border-style:none;
margin:0;
display: block;
width: 10em;
}
#nav li {
border-style:none;
float: left;
width: 10em; /* width needed or else Opera goes nuts */
}
#nav li ul { /* second-level lists */
border-style:none;
position: absolute;
background: #FFFFFF;
width: 10em;
left: -999em;
}
<!---Make sure to add li.jhover here---!>
#nav li:hover ul, #nav li.jhover ul {
border-style:none;
left: auto;
}
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<!---index.html---!>
<!---HTML code--->
<!----------------->
<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">
<html>
<head>
<LINK REL=StyleSheet HREF="style.php" TYPE="text/css"/>
<title>Dropdown test</title>
<!---Javascript Code---!>
<!---------------------->
<script type="text/javascript"><!--//--><![CDATA[//><!--
jHover = function() {
var a = document.getElementById("nav").getElementsByTagName("LI");
for (var i=0; i < a.length; i++) {
a.onmouseover=function() {
this.className+=" jhover";
}
a.onmouseout=function() {
this.className=this.className.replace(new RegExp(" jhover\\b"), "");
}
}
}
if (window.attachEvent) window.attachEvent("onload", jHover);
//--><!]]></script>
</head><body>
<table align="left" width="400">
<td>
<ul id="nav">
<li><a href="#"><img border="0" src="http://www.spectere.net/smf/userav//avatar_1.png"></a>
<ul>
<li><a href="#"><img border="0" src="http://www.spectere.net/smf/userav//avatar_9.gif"></a></li>
<li><a href="#"><img border="0" src="http://www.spectere.net/smf/userav//avatar_29.gif"></a></li>
<li><a href="#"><img border="0" src="http://www.spectere.net/smf/userav//avatar_16.gif"></a></li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
</div>
</td>
</table>
</body>
So... I run a few web sites at UMBC so here's a link to the final product:
http://www.umbc.edu/fm/test site/test/
I'll keep it up for a few days but I'll have to take it down after a bit so they dont find out
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Random Chat / Re: Drugs, Alcohol, etc.
« on: July 07, 2008, 03:13:05 PM »tasty happy yummy curry.
Chicken Tikka Jalfrezi is possibly my favorite curry dish. I grew up with Indian and Greek neighbors so I'm still looking for that curry gyro I've been dreaming of my whole life.
THE BIG BOX, I feel obese now.
Over the weekend I tried to eat an entire one of those after smoking weed from my hooka but I think I decided I'd regret it the next morning. Queso crunch wraps are like sex except slathered in cheese and likely cause more STDs.
What's everyone's favorite munchie food? I almost always cook up an egg sandwich afterward because it's delicious and covers up the smell nicely.