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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #585 on: October 25, 2009, 10:55:34 AM »
The worst parts are how the CO2 they use to inflate you a bit during surgery ends up trapped in your right shoulder and it hurts like a bitch, and how nasty the bruises look. I've got 4 1-2 inch scars on my stomach but they're all crazy purple colored around them. It looks way worse than it feels but it still hurts a bit. Just gotta take it sloooooooow.

How long is it going to be until you fully recover?

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #586 on: October 25, 2009, 11:47:41 AM »
Well, I'm not supposed to lift over 10 pounds for the next month but I should be pain-free in the next couple of days. I've seen people say they feel fine after 3 days, some go up to one week. I'd guess I'll be fine on Tuesday. Right now it can be sort of hard for me to sleep and get up because I'm not used to laying only on my back. I'm much more used to laying on my sides and ending up on my stomach. And pulling myself up and out of bed feels like a stretch since the area around my incisions is still pretty tender.

I'm probably going to try eating something a bit greasier today to see how that goes. Pizza or something I guess. My doctor said I didn't need any special diet so I should probably just eat whatever but keep it in smaller amounts.

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #587 on: October 25, 2009, 01:00:47 PM »
Well enjoy your pizza and I hope you have a fast recovery!

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #588 on: October 25, 2009, 01:34:07 PM »
Woo, glad to hear that everything went well, Eggman.  The mere thought of surgery is kind of scary.
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #589 on: October 26, 2009, 02:13:32 AM »
Yeah it was pretty scary right up until they gave me the relaxant. Then I couldn't fight no matter what I did anyway.

For the record, having a can of Coke and 3 slices of thin crust ham pizza is like heaven after having gone without it for so long. No weird side effects either. No nausea, no vomiting, no diarrhea like so many people seem to end up with. So near as I can tell, once I take a few showers to clean the glue stuff off the incisions and my stomach stops being so bruised, I'll be back at 100% with no worries.

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #590 on: October 26, 2009, 08:40:32 AM »
sounds like srs bznss

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #591 on: October 27, 2009, 12:33:50 AM »
Played a different TF2 mod called prop hide...very fucking fun.

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #592 on: October 28, 2009, 12:56:18 AM »
avatars are cool

especially when they come from pics like this

oh yeah, and NSFW
« Last Edit: October 28, 2009, 03:18:04 AM by v33mon »

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #593 on: October 28, 2009, 01:05:13 AM »
Sexy.

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #594 on: October 28, 2009, 01:42:17 AM »
Played a different TF2 mod called prop hide...very fucking fun.

I used to do this in CSS, it was a ton of fun.


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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #595 on: October 28, 2009, 02:44:01 AM »
avatars are cool

especially when they come from pics like this

oh yeah, and NSFW

403 - Forbidden

it was probably shota anyway...

n..n..not that im into that kind of thing.

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #596 on: October 28, 2009, 03:18:19 AM »
403? NO LONGER

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #597 on: October 28, 2009, 04:08:15 AM »
well i got to see it before it went 403 again.  ain't my cup-o-tea, but i can't judge. (considering i was curious in the first place)

anywho, downed two totinos pizzas.  it's like my stomach is congealing with pleasure.  dem bitches are tastey and cheap. 

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #598 on: October 28, 2009, 04:31:08 AM »
ain't my cup-o-tea, but i can't judge.

I don't like that kind of stuff either :(

I just thought it was fitting that "v33mon" have a Veemon avatar, and I found this and loled

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #599 on: October 28, 2009, 05:08:48 AM »
you need to bring back the classic avatar brah

when i say classic, i mean classic kulli "echo fresh" or whatever it was. 
« Last Edit: October 28, 2009, 05:20:24 AM by vladgd »