Author Topic: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004  (Read 496130 times)

vladgd

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #615 on: October 29, 2009, 11:04:37 PM »
dj hero actually looks kind of....good...

i mean, at this point, from what ive seen about the game, the only things that would push me away from getting it are...

-hollaback gurrrr
-you know, paying like $120 for a vidya (yeah, i spent $150 on an arcade stick so i can't really complain)

may pick it up later...like later, i just spent $80 on games, dragon age and modern warfare 2 are just around the corner.

what the fuck man, ive been bitching about GAMES NOT COMING OUT for months now, then like 6 games within about two weeks of each other(give or take some days).  you know, games that i am interested in enough to want to buy.  

-dj hero
-torchlight
-borderlands
-dragon age
-modern warfare 2
-IIDX 16

im not made out of money mister video game industry, please spread the releases apart by a few weeks :<

*edit*

lets not forget about the gta4 lost and the damned/ballad of gay tony pack in disc.  that makes 7.
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #616 on: October 30, 2009, 10:04:58 AM »
I think valve fucked up recently...I got several new hats in less then a couple hours yesterday ( I was not idling) and I fear valve might take all of them away due to their screw up >:|

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #617 on: October 31, 2009, 12:53:49 AM »
"A 4-year-old boy who secretly began onanising to his father’s porn collection is set to have his penis amputated after it succumbed to catastrophic necrosis."

"According to a local university urology department, extremely early attempts at onanism (which can result in orgasm but not actual ejaculation) can result in testicular atrophy and damage to the spongiform tissues of the penis, which can progress to tissue death."

The More You Know, I guess

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« Reply #618 on: October 31, 2009, 12:57:16 AM »
reckon ill wait till my kids are at least age 10 before letting them fap to pornography. 

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #619 on: October 31, 2009, 01:50:32 AM »





wut


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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #620 on: October 31, 2009, 02:26:22 AM »
kuroneko is such a weeaboo for reading that site

also

reckon ill wait till my kids are at least age 10 before letting them fap to pornography. 

that early?

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #621 on: October 31, 2009, 08:12:43 AM »
Happy halloween guys...give me candies!

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #622 on: October 31, 2009, 10:27:26 AM »
reckon ill wait till my kids are at least age 10 before letting them fap to pornography. 

that late?

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #623 on: October 31, 2009, 01:12:41 PM »
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actually fuck you guys just kidding keep my quote in your sigs

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #624 on: October 31, 2009, 02:17:24 PM »

...

See what happens, gentleman?

Fap too much, and your parents will turn you into a girl.

I wish that were true

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #625 on: November 01, 2009, 12:37:10 PM »
best quote ever


rather than deal with the prospect of a useless penis-less male child



done
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #626 on: November 01, 2009, 10:17:44 PM »
I wish that were true

become a tarp brah

also, I FINALLY BROKE EVEN. YEAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.  top win/loss record is overall, below that is character specific.  213 win 211 loss.  AIN'T TOO SHABBY IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.

(till i play again and lose a lot.)


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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #627 on: November 02, 2009, 01:43:44 AM »
Zangief?

break its arms

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #628 on: November 02, 2009, 02:26:28 AM »
become a tarp brah

That's hardly the same...

Also

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/11/01/infinity-ward-pulls-fight-against-grenade-spam-ad-in-light-of/

IW confirmed for social ignorance. Fucking niggers.
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #629 on: November 02, 2009, 06:05:33 AM »
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