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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #795 on: November 22, 2009, 10:42:50 PM »

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #796 on: November 22, 2009, 10:45:34 PM »
I'm used to leveling Charmander up to a Charizard before I take on Brock (since I like using one pok

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #797 on: November 22, 2009, 10:49:59 PM »

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #798 on: November 22, 2009, 10:54:25 PM »
I wish I could find my copy of Yellow.  It's the only version I've ever really played, but still.  I liked.  :3
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #799 on: November 22, 2009, 11:38:18 PM »
haha, and I thought leveling up to Charmeleon before Brock was pro

I prefer to squash the competition, not give myself a good challenge. :P

I'm sure I did barely scrape it at least once, though.  I played an obscene amount of Pok
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #800 on: November 22, 2009, 11:40:20 PM »
Yeah, Pikachu could be a moody little bitch sometimes.
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #801 on: November 22, 2009, 11:42:45 PM »
AH okay...not a very funny joke imo but that is me though.

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« Reply #802 on: November 23, 2009, 07:24:31 PM »
so my dad bought a wii.  last console he bought was a nes from a pawn shop before i was born. 

yep.

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #803 on: November 24, 2009, 03:59:28 AM »
Nintendo brainwashing.

Also I became a man yesterday, I downloaded an NES emulator and played Contra for the first time. Man, I wish my NES didn't explode on me in my youth.


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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #804 on: November 24, 2009, 12:03:17 PM »
It exploded in your youth?

God DAMN, that had to hurt.

Edit:  I just got a call from some guy looking for a girl named Colleen so she can pay him $240+ for tuning her piano.

My name IS Colleen.  And I have a piano which is in dire need of tuning.  But I've never had the money to get it tuned.  So I never would have commissioned this guy's services.

This'll be an interesting phone call to make.
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #805 on: November 24, 2009, 06:06:10 PM »
i ain't got jury duty this/next wednesday. 

and that means at the very minimum, i don't have jury duty for 12-24 months. 

BALLIN'!

as for contra.  after beating it for the first time, im going to say it's really not that bad.  i mean, there are many many many nes games which are harder.  i mean, the fault with contra is that...well, it's made well.  there really aren't any cheap deaths when you get the hang of the game, and the controls are very good so you aren't fighting them like say you are in a game like castlevania or ninja gaiden. 

even games with good controls like smb3 are harder in my opinion.  that said, contra is my favorite nes game.  it's something you can always pop in and play for a while, and since the game is so short, getting a game over isn't really that bad. 

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #806 on: November 24, 2009, 06:45:16 PM »
Won an extra $100 in my pay check...win!

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #807 on: November 24, 2009, 08:09:49 PM »
NES stuff

Oh wow, I just downloaded Contra, Castelvania, Ninja Gaiden 2, and a couple Megaman games, and I must say I was shocked after I played Contra and I tried Castelvania. Also I can't even see how someone could complain about the sliding in Megaman and not even mention how slippery every god damned surface of everything in SMB3 is. Like, half my deaths are from sliding into things.



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« Reply #808 on: November 24, 2009, 09:42:55 PM »
and not even mention how slippery every god damned surface of everything in SMB3 is. Like, half my deaths are from sliding into things.

after playing the game recently, that quote is incredibly true.  i need to dig out my nes with smb3, i can't play any mario game on a keyboard. 

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #809 on: November 24, 2009, 11:37:29 PM »
Been watching Cowboy Bebop and I have to say it is really damn good.