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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #870 on: December 04, 2009, 03:52:00 AM »
so i went to ihop with a friend of mine for some breakfast.  a booth in front of us was two mexican dudes and some mexican girl all talking spanish and whatnot. 

but i mention that because it's not every day that i get complimented on my hair by an attractive lady. 

y'see, chicks dig the hair.   8)

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #871 on: December 04, 2009, 04:08:53 AM »
Oh wow, is this Devil May Cry: the movie?

More like The Fast and the Furious on motorcycles. F&F was bad, but this looks hilariously so.

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #872 on: December 04, 2009, 04:30:25 AM »
I would actually pay to go see Torque.

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #873 on: December 04, 2009, 04:53:10 AM »
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #874 on: December 04, 2009, 05:21:46 AM »
I would actually pay to go see Torque.

And then there's ROBOGRRRSHRRR



GRRSHRR ISH BOOFUH


GRRSHRR TRRRNSHFORRRRRRRR

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{return u*u*u*u-u*u*u*_+u*u*y-u*e+a?k?f(u+1,c,k-1,_,y,e,a,h):0:putchar(u-c+h)==f(u+1,u,k-1,_,y,e,a,h);}
main(){return f(0,0,34,84,2423,26628,72864,98)<putchar(32)>f(0,0,40,125,5809,118995,906750,96)==~putchar(10);}

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #875 on: December 04, 2009, 09:33:52 AM »
posting in Java class to complain about Java being a horrible language

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #876 on: December 04, 2009, 10:15:46 AM »
Java class was always pretty good to make me rage.  haha.
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #877 on: December 04, 2009, 10:22:38 AM »
posting in Java class to complain about Java being a horrible language

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lawl. I liked my Java class, but still though Java sucked. Only thing I would ever use it for would be some stupidly simple networking crap where the networking itself was the most difficult part of the program, and speed was not an issue.
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #878 on: December 04, 2009, 11:36:23 AM »
Everyone hates Java. It's something nearly every CS major here agrees on. I remember I was in the CS lab yesterday finishing up some homework and I heard this exchange:

"Well, <name>'s merge sort algorithm works in .03, and I'm trying to get mine down to .02"
"There's a solution to that: Don't use Java."
(Cue laughter from everyone in earshot)

EDIT: Speaking of CS, I spent the last hour or so working on a resubmission of an old assignment (prof is allowing us to resubmit an old assignment as the last project). I made the mistake of not testing all of my methods when I first wrote it, and it was completely broken because of it. The project was to make a class where you could add and remove things from an array, and the array always stayed in sorted order. It was also made to change in size when something was added or removed, and to tell if a certain object was in the array via binary search.

My add method was supposed to work by finding the index where an object should go and placing it there, moving everything else back by 1. Problem was that it just wouldn't work. After a half hour of debugging, I realized something: We learned how to use sorting algorithms last week. So I made the add method add the object to the end of the array, then sort. Everything worked after that.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2009, 12:37:40 AM by annon »

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{return u*u*u*u-u*u*u*_+u*u*y-u*e+a?k?f(u+1,c,k-1,_,y,e,a,h):0:putchar(u-c+h)==f(u+1,u,k-1,_,y,e,a,h);}
main(){return f(0,0,34,84,2423,26628,72864,98)<putchar(32)>f(0,0,40,125,5809,118995,906750,96)==~putchar(10);}

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #879 on: December 05, 2009, 10:16:49 AM »
Lol, yeah. It's kinda redundant to recreate methods that already work (and likely work faster), but understanding linked lists and other data sets is really important :/

I like the language of Java, more or less. I find it really easy to program in, and the documentation is really good, for the most part. My only problem is the performance issue.

Of course, if teachers really want to use a language that is processed by a JIT compiler like Java, but runs better, why not use one of the .net languages? Sure, it costs a lot to get the whole visual studio... But they could easily install VS express for free, lol. The syntax is fairly similar to java, combined with a little bit more C++ style stuff, there's a ton of documentation (MSDN is really helpful... REALLY helpful), many f the data types they use are similar or identical to data types used in windows itself, so when you work with certain types of functions, they are very close to what you would do in C++ or anything else when you program for windows, you've got a lot more control over your programs than in Java, but you can also make things damn easy. And best of all, you don't need to use 200,000 lines of code just to make sure all the buttons and items on your form are in exactly the place you want them. Who the fuck designed the API for that in Java (can't remember the specific toolkit name).

Seriously, in highschool, I spent almost an entire class trying to get the program I had finished to look like the teacher's one (that was one of the grading requirements, because we had to learn how to use that code to properly lay out our program). When over half your program consists of code to position everything exactly, there's something wrong with the API. (And I'm not joking about the "over half the program" part.)
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #880 on: December 05, 2009, 06:15:50 PM »
Okay, JUST now I realized how easy it is to do an SRK input. I've always done each independent direction instead of just hitting forward and then doing a QCF. From up to now I always just used the shortcut that like 90% of fighting games have.

Fuck, I need to look into Darkstalkers 2 now, I remember all the inputs in that game giving me trouble.


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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #881 on: December 06, 2009, 03:20:56 AM »
I just watched Dark City. It was pretty cool. I saw the director's cut, which is supposed to be much better because it gets rid of a spoiler-filled opening narration.

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main(){return f(0,0,34,84,2423,26628,72864,98)<putchar(32)>f(0,0,40,125,5809,118995,906750,96)==~putchar(10);}

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #882 on: December 06, 2009, 04:00:03 AM »
i watched star trek because my friends said i needed to see it.  so i seen the blu ray version on a 52 inch hdtv.

pretty good. 

though it would have been better if there was more of that green girl kirk was getting it on with, still, she was in her skivvies so that's k.

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #883 on: December 06, 2009, 12:40:41 PM »
Ugh, throwing a guy out of the bar last night cause he was sloshed out of his mind.,...I go to walk him out and pe pukes EVERYWHERE and within 2 seconds flops down and passes out in his own puke. I made someone else carry his ass out, lol.

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #884 on: December 06, 2009, 02:34:13 PM »
why am I not surprised you're a bouncer