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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #1455 on: March 09, 2010, 05:02:36 PM »
Stores in Japan lowered their buyback prices on FF13, not actually selling them for super cheap. And it has nothing to do with its quality (which is amazing, fuck the haters). It has to do with the fact that 1 in 3 PS3 owners in Japan now own the game so there are TONS of copies and the stores don't want to pay too much if people trade them in. It's standard procedure for high-selling games there. MGS4 had the same thing happen to it after a month.

Uh, it's also the hardest Final Fantasy game. Like, in the entire series. I've died from regular battles and the only people saying it's really easy played only the first two hours and are pretty much retarded and should be shot.

The rest of the complainers are 2ch bandwagoners with nothing better to do than to try to drum up negative sentiment against whatever's big or whatever represents progress. FF13 is both of those things.

Trust me, it is REALLY GOOD.

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #1456 on: March 09, 2010, 05:05:25 PM »
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #1457 on: March 09, 2010, 05:15:25 PM »
I'm pretty proud of it.  :3  Haha
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #1458 on: March 09, 2010, 06:12:52 PM »
Let's keep going till spec gets back ;o
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #1459 on: March 09, 2010, 07:08:54 PM »
Yeah shit son, better try to get this to 101. D:

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #1460 on: March 09, 2010, 07:22:32 PM »
I'm writing a chess game. Here's how it checks if a white pawn can move.

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result = (turn || ignoreTurn) && ((xmove[1] == xmove[0]) && ((ymove[0] == 7 && ymove[1] == 5) && ((board[xmove[1]][ymove[1]] == '0' || board[xmove[1]][ymove[1]] == '-') && (board[xmove[1]][6] == '0' || board[xmove[1]][6] == '-'))) || ((ymove[1] == ymove[0] - 1) && (board[xmove[1]][ymove[1]] == '0' || board[xmove[1]][ymove[1]] == '-')) || (((xmove[1] == xmove[0] + 1 || xmove[1] == xmove[0] - 1) && ymove[1] == ymove[0] - 1) && (board[xmove[1]][ymove[1]] == 'p') || (board[xmove[1]][ymove[1]] == 'r') || (board[xmove[1]][ymove[1]] == 'n') || (board[xmove[1]][ymove[1]] == 'b') || (board[xmove[1]][ymove[1]] == 'q')));
« Last Edit: March 09, 2010, 07:25:25 PM by annon »

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f(u,c,k,_,y,e,a,h)
{return u*u*u*u-u*u*u*_+u*u*y-u*e+a?k?f(u+1,c,k-1,_,y,e,a,h):0:putchar(u-c+h)==f(u+1,u,k-1,_,y,e,a,h);}
main(){return f(0,0,34,84,2423,26628,72864,98)<putchar(32)>f(0,0,40,125,5809,118995,906750,96)==~putchar(10);}

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #1461 on: March 09, 2010, 07:30:34 PM »
Oh god my eyes D:

I would HIGHLY suggest using something like a switch/case statement. Even a series of If/ElseIf/Else would be more manageable than that. There is no reason at all to use such ugly, hard to understand, and hard to manage, code. If you were to ever return to that code at a later date, you'd find yourself looking at something that looks like a whole lot of nothing. Trust me. I've made the mistake of going "Hey, I can make this really short, and all work in one statement!" before. Too bad the next time you look at it, your mind decides it doesn't want anything to do with that code.

That is quite possibly the worst way to go about solving that problem. That code is bad enough I'm not even going to try to rewrite it for you.
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #1462 on: March 09, 2010, 07:41:55 PM »
I'm drinking because someone broke traffic law and almost hit me.
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #1463 on: March 09, 2010, 09:34:25 PM »
I'm drinking because someone broke traffic law and almost hit me.

I'm drinking because... wait.  I'm not drinking.

I ought to go change that.
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #1464 on: March 09, 2010, 09:41:58 PM »
I'm drinking because... wait.  I'm not drinking.

I ought to go change that.

lol, I wish I had beer. But I need to cut costs.
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #1465 on: March 09, 2010, 11:23:04 PM »
Oh god my eyes D:

I would HIGHLY suggest using something like a switch/case statement. Even a series of If/ElseIf/Else would be more manageable than that. There is no reason at all to use such ugly, hard to understand, and hard to manage, code. If you were to ever return to that code at a later date, you'd find yourself looking at something that looks like a whole lot of nothing. Trust me. I've made the mistake of going "Hey, I can make this really short, and all work in one statement!" before. Too bad the next time you look at it, your mind decides it doesn't want anything to do with that code.

That is quite possibly the worst way to go about solving that problem. That code is bad enough I'm not even going to try to rewrite it for you.

It is in a switch/case, and I'm doing it like that on purpose. I know several ways I could implement it, including using objects, but I kind of like it this way. The black pawn is using a different system. The knights are also each using different systems. I'm just seeing how many ways I can program what can move where, regardless of readability. That's just the absolute worst of it.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2010, 11:27:28 PM by annon »

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f(u,c,k,_,y,e,a,h)
{return u*u*u*u-u*u*u*_+u*u*y-u*e+a?k?f(u+1,c,k-1,_,y,e,a,h):0:putchar(u-c+h)==f(u+1,u,k-1,_,y,e,a,h);}
main(){return f(0,0,34,84,2423,26628,72864,98)<putchar(32)>f(0,0,40,125,5809,118995,906750,96)==~putchar(10);}

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #1466 on: March 10, 2010, 06:40:15 AM »
Yes, it is a complete eyesore, as far as code is concerned, lol. About the only messier code I've seen (in person) is purposely obfuscated code. And that's a completely different story (The obfuscated C contest is damn fun to read entries for).
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #1467 on: March 10, 2010, 08:02:21 AM »
I haven't drank in almost 2 months now.

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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #1468 on: March 10, 2010, 09:15:16 AM »
hey guyz lets go to 200
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Re: PRODUCING POSTS OF LAMENESS SINCE 2004
« Reply #1469 on: March 10, 2010, 03:20:45 PM »
Hmm, I just noticed that I got the pg101 grab... Kinda seems appropriate considering my post count, lol.

And no, I'm not trying to be proud of having so many posts or anything, I just find it slightly amusing that of all the users here, I would be the one to actually get the p101 grab. I guess I'm the single most likely member, unless someone is actually posting more than I am now (quite possible, since I slowed down a lot recently).
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