if games had penises, which one would you suck off

[vladgd]

i know the answers to a few people, but post away

ill start this thread out with the best fps ever made

half-life

[Alice]

Super Metroid Tyrian

"Now, look, Trent Hawkins, I am sick and tired of you blowing our Z-29 Central Defense Ship to bits! Take your stupid war somewhere else and stop destroying our defense fleet!"

[vladgd]

im just waiting for everybody to say super metroid

next game i would suck the cream filling out of would be

Tomba! 2

[Bobbias]

Super Metroid

Honestly, I don't know what would rank that high for me.

So I guess Metroid it is, just to conform to Vlad's expectations for this thread.

[Alice]

I totally expected a post like that from Vlad.  But really, I never even played Super Metroid until I was 12 or so, and never really even appreciated it as a Greatest Game Ever until I was in high school.  Tyrian was the first vertical shooter game I ever played, around the time I was 6 years old, and it holds a very special place in my heart, even more than Super Mario Bros 3 (another game I would suck off) and about as much as Zelda 2 (BEST ZELDA GAME, DON'T ARGUE) Also, Tyrian's music is catchy as hell.  Alexander Brandon is my hero <3

[MortifiedocAlot]

Sonic 3 + sonic and knuckles.


does this make me furry?

[vladgd]

I totally expected a post like that from Vlad.  But really, I never even played Super Metroid until I was 12 or so, and never really even appreciated it as a Greatest Game Ever until I was in high school.

im not going to deny that super metroid is a VERY VERY good game.  but i don't know, i guess i enjoy trying to piss people off who circlejerk over anything.  you could even throw me in for mass effect, but im pretty sure ive stated that i know why a person wouldn't enjoy the game, there's many many flaws that i guess i can get over.  which is different than insulting someone that doesn't like the vidya i like. 

and if i stir up some drama, that's fine, i enjoy angering the "NO MAN MY OPINION ON VIDYA IS RIGHT", i get off to that stuff.

does this make me furry?

does this image make me furry?  (pretty worksafe, but i wouldn't look at it at work, fuck i wouldn't go to that website in public)

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2143600

also i guess i can mention star fox adventures.  it's a pretty damn good zelda clone in my opinion, better than wind waker anyway.

but that isn't relevant, because it's good, but not IMA SUCK YO DICK good.

super street fighter 2 turbo hd remix however, is.  OM NOM NOM NOM

[Alice]

im not going to deny that super metroid is a VERY VERY good game.  but i don't know, i guess i enjoy trying to piss people off who circlejerk over anything.  you could even throw me in for mass effect, but im pretty sure ive stated that i know why a person wouldn't enjoy the game, there's many many flaws that i guess i can get over.  which is different than insulting someone that doesn't like the vidya i like. 

and if i stir up some drama, that's fine, i enjoy angering the "NO MAN MY OPINION ON VIDYA IS RIGHT", i get off to that stuff.

I wasn't saying that there was anything wrong with stirring up drama.  I was amused by your post, honestly

Another game: Donkey Kong Country 2.  :3

[vladgd]

i wasn't saying you were, it was just a general statement
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fuck, forgot

pokemon silver

[NewF]

Megaman x 1 2 3 4 5 6, Legends 1 and 2, Intelligent Qube, Um Jammer Lammy, Steel Reign, Resident Evil 1,2,3, code veronica X, and the list goes on and on. I better strap on my kneepads.

[MortifiedocAlot]

also i guess i can mention star fox adventures.  it's a pretty damn good zelda clone in my opinion, better than wind waker anyway.

....wut.

I played that game and felt ripped off. It looked good, but the combat was basically "tap A to win" and it was painfully boring. That and I loved WW, shit had charm yo. Also had the only Ganondorf to have actual motivation for his actions.

[vladgd]

....wut.

I played that game and felt ripped off. It looked good, but the combat was basically "tap A to win" and it was painfully boring. That and I loved WW, shit had charm yo. Also had the only Ganondorf to have actual motivation for his actions.

i played star fox and i was all "wow these levels are quite fun"

i played wind waker and i was all "SAILINgzzZZZzzzZZz HEY A DUNGEON@!!!...ZZzzzzZz"

[Bobbias]

Also had the only Ganondorf to have actual motivation for his actions.

He's a villain... Is there really any need for more motivation?






I will admit though that it is nice to have a well thought out plot.. But sometimes it's not really necessary to enjoy the game.

[OmegaOmni]

I don't suck penis I eat vags.

[vladgd]

I don't suck penis I eat vags.

then i guess you don't like vidya