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Re: if games had penises, which one would you suck off
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2009, 01:06:46 AM »
i played wind waker and i was all "SAILINgzzZZZzzzZZz HEY A DUNGEON@!!!...ZZzzzzZz"

It seems to be pretty split between people who didn't mind sailing and people who HATED it.

Honestly I kinda liked sailing and just exploring the little random islands I came across, that plus the using the telescope to find islands on the horizon was fun.


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Re: if games had penises, which one would you suck off
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2009, 04:21:34 AM »
i tolerated the sailing, but, boring dungeons are another thing. 

i got to the earth temple and quit in the middle of it, just wasn't fun.  but speaking of zelda...

LINKS AWAKENING DX (COLOR > NO COLOR)

FUCK YEAR BEST TWO DEE ZELDUH GAME EVR

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Re: if games had penises, which one would you suck off
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2009, 05:07:18 AM »
....fuck. You just reminded me that I've never played a 2D Zelda outside of Link to the Past (which was amazing, I bought a guide for that beast about halfway through it just because I wanted to 100% it) so I'm getting that now.

Also how were Oracle of seasons/ages? I remember renting one of them but I don't remember much (renting hand helds, lolwut).


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Re: if games had penises, which one would you suck off
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2009, 06:11:07 AM »
I don't suck penis I eat vags.

Beggars can't be choosers. 
actually fuck you guys just kidding keep my quote in your sigs

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Re: if games had penises, which one would you suck off
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2009, 05:44:57 PM »
I think the black and white Link's Awakening was better, actually.  It put bugs in your dungeons so you could glitch while you roll.  DX fixed most of them, BOOOOOORRRRING.  The bonus dungeon was kind of mediocre, anyway.  I ended up playing most of DX in black and white, anyway, because I had a Game Boy Pocket way back then.

mort: PLAY ZELDA 2 NOU D:<

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Re: if games had penises, which one would you suck off
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2009, 02:39:31 PM »
Beggars can't be choosers. 

But I refuse to have what is served on my plate...unless it is tasty tasty food ^^

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« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2009, 05:46:49 AM »
after beating half-life, it's a good idea to play opposing force right away...then blue shift.

it's pretty neat being different characters playing your own campaigns kind of at the same time as gordon is doing his stuff, and seeing certain events which happened in half-life.

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Re: if games had penises, which one would you suck off
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2009, 01:47:01 AM »
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Re: if games had penises, which one would you suck off
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2009, 02:25:08 PM »
Also how were Oracle of seasons/ages? I remember renting one of them but I don't remember much (renting hand helds, lolwut).

Difficult as all fuck, it took me forever to beat Ages when it came out. It's pretty decent.

Dead Space for me though. Jesus christ way to do a survival horror properly :(

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Re: if games had penises, which one would you suck off
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2009, 07:06:58 AM »
vidya in which gives me an erection

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Re: if games had penises, which one would you suck off
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2009, 06:16:45 PM »
I sucked 6 dicks in a row


anyway

I would suck halflife's dick(s)
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/

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Re: if games had penises, which one would you suck off
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2009, 07:08:03 PM »
"This is a machine for making cows."

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Re: if games had penises, which one would you suck off
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2009, 07:37:56 PM »
Clerks too, I thought there was a youtube song about some guy sucking 6* dirty dicks in a row, etc etc.
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/

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Re: if games had penises, which one would you suck off
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2009, 11:04:39 PM »
Fuck fuck fuck.