Fold or Crumple?

[Sqthreer!]

I feel this is a very important statistic to be on record on these forums so please answer honestly. Any false information provided will result in physically painful consequences.

I fold my toilet paper very neatly to the size of one square, then fold it in half for extra thickness. How many squares I use usually depends on the brand and ply amount of the toilet paper.

I used to crumple until I realized the potential risk of not knowing exactly where your hand is relative to the mess.

[MortifiedocAlot]

crumple, then fold said crumple in half for reuse. I'm environmentally savvy.

[Spectere]

fold > crumple

[Kulli]

Other (please specify)

TOILET PAPER IS JUST A SETBACK

ps I didn't vote

[OmegaOmni]

Fold.

[Jupi]

The REAL question is do you stand up or sit down to wipe your ass?

[OmegaOmni]

Who knows and who WANTS to know.

[Jupi]

Clearly since I asked, I must want to know.

[Sqthreer!]

I am a stander. Less chance of grazing the overfilled toilet with your knuckle.

And so far I'm kind of surprised by the outcome of the poll. I was thinking there would be more crumplers.

[MortifiedocAlot]

Why would I stand, nigga I ain't tryin' to work out.

[Jupi]

Both of you gentleman raise very good points.

[Alice]

When you wipe your butt, do you pull the paper towards your naughty bits or away from them

[Jupi]

Us ladies are supposed to wipe away from the naughty bits.  Thus, away.

[OmegaOmni]

Females on the interwebs....that is a lie.

[Sqthreer!]

From the back, toward the naughties.