Fold or Crumple?

[Ulti]

crumple, then fold said crumple in half for reuse. I'm environmentally savvy.

From the back, toward the naughties.

Derp derp. Also pagegrab and thread necro!

[Sqthreer!]

Well then I think that settles it. Fold wins. As it should.

[flaffl]

well i dont necessarily fold, like i don't do it by the preforated edges. i just kinda wrap it around my hand and then just kinda slip my hand out and wipe away~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Jupi]

For some reason, I thought you'd wipe your ass with a waffle.

[flaffl]

yeah

people call it chocolate chip waffles, i just call it my specialty

[Sqthreer!]

Well this raises the question: would a waffle or a pancake be more efficient for wiping the bum? Does anyone have first-hand experience?

[MortifiedocAlot]

One would assume the waffle for obvious reasons.

[Sqthreer!]

I would also vote waffle. For the same reasons.

[Bobbias]

The waffle would be more painful though, being hard and such... At least a pancake wouldn't hurt.

[Jupi]

Waffles are supposed to be hard?

Interesting.  Haha.

[mysticsnake]

I'm a crumpler.

The better question here is, do you wipe while sitting down, or do you stand up to wipe?

I was surprised how many weirdos I know sit and wipe. HOW? It's more awkward than looking your best friend in the face while you grab his balls softly

[Bobbias]

I'm a crumpler.

The better question here is, do you wipe while sitting down, or do you stand up to wipe?

I was surprised how many weirdos I know sit and wipe. HOW? It's more awkward than looking your best friend in the face while you grab his balls softly

hahaha agreed, and that is the best way you could have put it.

[flaffl]

puahahahahaha that was world class

i dont know how you necessarily STAND UP and wipe, but i dont get how you'd completely sit down and wipe. i guess you'd say that i stand up, but its more like an air squat so my butthole's still opened up and i can wipe freely and not closed up when i'm stood up straight

but yes, i would rather a pancake. much softer, less hemmorhoids.