Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.

[MortifiedocAlot]

In health class, we're doing a unit on drugs and alcohol, of which the teachers are using scare tactics and blatant lies to try and stop kids from using them (esp. marijuana).  Also, the sex ed. unit is abstinence-only.

Wow really? They were really pretty condom positive in my school. Hell, I remember them telling us you could still contract AIDS with a condom on.

Also MARIJUANA IS A GATE WAY DRUG HURRR DURRRR. 

[Bobbias]

In health class, we're doing a unit on drugs and alcohol, of which the teachers are using scare tactics and blatant lies to try and stop kids from using them (esp. marijuana).  Also, the sex ed. unit is abstinence-only.

Argh, shit like that REALLY pisses me off. You know what you should do? Go do some research (using stuff like pubmed for reliable sources) and call out the teacher's lies.

Also, if a teacher told me that abstinence was the only way I'd tell them to go fuck themselves, thank them for contributing to teen pregnancy, and misinforming the public, and walk out.

[OmegaOmni]

My dad is a moron.

Okay I am actually watching TV while eating dinner and a commercial comes up for Obama and I hear my dad calls him a facist, communistic, marx socialist nigger who will just be the worst canidate for next president.  You know that pissed me off because there is more then enough evidence to show all the bullshit that Bush and his Forbes 500 buddies have done to screw over this country. 

I told him to actually look into the Marx way of thought and he said it is Obama.

THAT JUSTIFIES NOTHING!

I heard that Mcain wants to re-enstate the draft which means if he wins I will tell my parents not to come to my funeral.

I have peeled many potatos, cut them, deep fried them, and are being served for everyone on S.Net.

[annon]

Well, McCain can't directly reinstate the draft, but does believe that "...we nations of like values and principles and belief in democracy and freedom should make efforts to modify the behavior of other nations." Meaning that he most likely supports us invading Iraq to tell them how to run their country and thinks we should do that to more countries.

[Bobbias]

Which is absolute bullshit.

I'm not even an American citizen, and I want to fucking vote :/

But seriously, it's people like him that make me want to round up all the fucking racist, bigoted morons and kick them the fuck out of the continent. Just toss them on a big fucking ship without any engines or steering.

[annon]

Yeah, I hate McCain for his foreign policy, which most people tend to not pay attention to. I notice this when I tell them why I'm voting for Obama.

[Bobbias]

Yeah, and Obama's running mate (I can never remember his name) seems to have pretty decent foreign policy, from the little bit I know (which is likely his only redeeming factor, considering he has a pretty oppressive view of technology/the internet.)

[TimJing]

I have a canker sore in my mouth that I've had for a week now and just won't go away. Arrrrrghhh...

[Jupi]

I'm really hoping that my thoughts can just be attributed to my general mood as of late.

I'm just ready to give up on all of this.  I'm too damn stupid to handle my classes, I'm too damn stupid to handle my father and his asshattery...I can't seem to do anything right lately.  Hell, I've managed to get into the same argument three times with my music professor, because he can't seem to understand when I'm playing something in 6/8.  I'm normally not one to be all "I'm right, they're wrong;" but I AM freakin' right for once.  If he would actually let me play the damn stuff for more than two seconds before stopping me while shouting "WRONG!" I don't think I'd be rather tempted to pick up the keyboard and throw it at him.  x.x
(Think about the loud guy from "2 Stupid Dogs."  Yesterday he came REALLY close to saying the guy's catchphrase.  He said "Wow, that sounded really nice...But it's WRONG!"

What I want/need is a near complete change of scenery.  I want to get the hell out of my house...Things could certainly be a lot worse there, yeah, but the way my parents are is NOT helping my situation.  I also want to go to a different school.  Even if I go into debt, just about anything has got to be better than this college I'm in right now. 

Obviously, getting the hell out of my house requires a job, because I gave pretty much all of my savings to my dad last year.  He insisted he'd be able to pay me back all at once four months later, but I guess I shouldn't have expected that to actually happen.  It turned out to take more than eight months, and I've only been getting it back in $50/$100 increments, and I haven't been able to save that. 

Unfortunately, I can't even handle my freakin' classes right now, so there's pretty much no way I'd be able to handle both them and a job.  :/  Part of me thinks I should take a year or so off and just work so I can save money/get out of my house; but at the same time, I'm afraid that once I get out of school I won't want to go back in, considering how miserable I've been since I started here.

I think I'll move to Australia. 


[/emo-woe-is-me-rant]  I know what several solutions to my problems would be.   I'm just afraid to go through with any of them.  -_-

[annon]

So the jackass I mentioned in the quotes thread stole my clarinet as retaliation for stealing his hot pot (which I didn't actually do). I got it back after yelling at him. I've been thinking of several retaliations, including:

- Making brownies with laxatives in them
- Making brownies with pubic hair in them
- Making brownies with semen in them
- Making brownies with all of the above in them
- Removing the hard drive and ram from his computer and setting them on top with a screwdriver
- Renaming his Windows folder in his computer and then not fixing it
- Starting a torrent in the background of his computer so his internet gets shut off and he has to pay $45 to get it working again
- Stealing his bible
- Stealing a piece of his ROTC uniform
- Stealing his toothbrush
- Stealing his alarm clock
- Stealing his CD's
- Stealing his mailbox key
- Stealing his school ID
- Telling his roommate that he stole his car to make a Taco Bell run while his roommate was asleep and got a ticket for running a red light

[OmegaOmni]

Even better steal the Bible and replace it with a copy of the Koran.

[MortifiedocAlot]

Semen would be easy to hide in a batch of brownies. He would probably miss it.

Also I can semi relate to the whole school thing Jupi. I have a shit TON of school work to do (a whole house blue print, a 3D model, and a I have to read about 20 chapters for a damn test). Also, I hate that feeling you get when everyone else in the class seems much more competent.

[Jupi]

I've got a little less than a month to try and salvage my grades.  :/  October 29th is the last day I can drop anything without it affecting my GPA. 

I'm somewhat convinced I can recover in Java.  I just let it get ahead of me. 

As for Trig, I don't know what in fuck's name is wrong with me.  I freakin' know this stuff, but I can't fuckin' spit it out for the tests. 

I've got music again tomorrow morning.  Can't wait to see how well that goes.  -_-...

[Bobbias]

I'd go for laxatives, if you can be relatively sure nobody else will eat them too.

Also, stealing the bible would be cool, replacing it with the koran would be even cooler.

Doing something stupid to fuck his computer up would be awesome. I vote for the background torrent thing. It can't be that hard to hide a torrent program from him.

[『フエハデ』]

I think the torrent starting is about the only one that won't get you into XBOX HUEG amounts of trouble if you're caught, so go with that.