One of my local ITG2 cabs is dead.
A whole bunch of us (read: four people, including myself) went to go totally party at the North Park Clubhouse last week. Our hopes and dreams of partying were heartlessly dashed by a little white piece of paper that read "Out Of Order."
We lamented our sorrows to the arcade attendant, who informed us not only why the machine was officially "Out Of Order," but he also told us of his complete and utter sense of delight due to its death. He has a severe grudge with Hannah Montana, who insisted on giving a concert consisting of one song several times a day to a small little Asian boy named Kevin.
You see, while the attendant didn't want to admit it, he was VERY jealous of Kevin. He wanted Hannah Montana so badly, but he couldn't say anything; for Hannah Montana is what we consider to be "jailbait." And as many men featured on Dateline NBC have learned - Jailbait is a bad thing.
So the attendant covered his love for Ms. Montana the only way he knew how -- by showing pure, utter hatred for her.
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Disappointed by the lack of an ITG machine to play on that night, the four of us set out to a corner pizza shop not far from Jupi's house. Sunset Pizza. Quite possibly the best pizza any of us had ever tasted before.
So while the clan's initial plans had fallen through, things were considerably compensated for by the piping hot, gooey, tasty pizza. <3
Hopefully though, the ITG2 cab at the North Park Clubhouse will be functioning again sometime relatively soon. Otherwise, Jupi is going to have to do some serious work in her basement, which is soon-to-be, as the children say, "Bitchin'."
