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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #765 on: June 07, 2008, 04:56:38 PM »
Well, I've been slightly hyopthermic before, I got to the point where I was thinking irrational thoughts and went from shivering strongly to slightly less. It was interesting, and I actually knew that I was slightly hypothermic, but I never got to the point where I went beyond being cold.
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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #766 on: June 08, 2008, 02:04:36 AM »
If Ubuntu is so awesome and easy to use why did my video card driver get nuked after upgrading my system?

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #767 on: June 08, 2008, 05:27:54 PM »
Subjective arguments.

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #768 on: June 09, 2008, 12:26:40 AM »
I got a photo album to put my paper money collection in, but it's barely too small, and about 2-3mm of the bills stick out of the side. Lame.

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #769 on: June 09, 2008, 05:26:35 AM »
My Alias MX in DJ Max Portable 2.  It is, without a doubt, the WORST chart I've ever played in any commercially produced music game.  It's not that it's just hard.  Hard charts aren't bad.  It's just that it's hard for all the wrong reasons.  It's as if they didn't bother playing it before they released the game.

Here, let's make things a bit more visual.  Pick up a PS2 controller or PSP (same difference, really).  Now follow the table below.  Column 1 is LEFT, column 2 is UP/DOWN, 3 is RIGHT, 4 is [], 5 is /\/X, 6 is O.  The BPM is 110 and each line represents a sixteenth of a measure:

123456
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Having fun yet?  The patterns are like that through the ENTIRE SONG.  There is variation, of course, but you're still looking at about two minutes of rocking your thumbs quickly back and forth.  Try it.  It's not fun, it's just incredibly tiring and it'll make you want to hit/kill something/someone/yourself.  That would be like if I made a doubles chart for DDR/ITG where you just quickly alternate between the far left arrow and the far right arrow for two minutes.  It would be incredibly stupid and hard and wouldn't give anyone any sense of enjoyment, but rather regret that they willingly played such a vile monstrosity.
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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #770 on: June 09, 2008, 07:44:43 AM »
That. Is disgusting.
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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #771 on: June 09, 2008, 03:16:33 PM »
Conservapedia carves my potatoes with knives of anger.  Conservatives and fundies in general, actually.

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #772 on: June 09, 2008, 06:00:36 PM »
That. Is disgusting.

Oh, trust me, it's a lot more fun actually doing it. :P
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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #773 on: June 09, 2008, 06:59:03 PM »
Conservapedia carves my potatoes with knives of anger.  Conservatives and fundies in general, actually.
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Haha, that place is so fun to browse.
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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #774 on: June 09, 2008, 08:22:25 PM »
FA is down, again, and its been down for like two days now.

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #775 on: June 09, 2008, 10:50:53 PM »
FA is down

WOW, I'M TOTALLY SURPRISED BY THIS FACT. ;P

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #776 on: June 09, 2008, 11:59:07 PM »
Gah, I shaved my neckbeard again yesterday, and now it's REALLY irritated and getting really itchy bumps on it. This blows.

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #777 on: June 10, 2008, 02:08:03 AM »
I highly recommend Aqua Velva aftershave.  You can't miss it -- clear glass flask, blue liquid.  It has that initial burn of alcohol-based aftershaves, but leaves you with a very cool sensation afterward.
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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #778 on: June 10, 2008, 02:15:50 AM »
WOW, I'M TOTALLY SURPRISED BY THIS FACT. ;P

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yeah it isn't much of a surprise, but its still annoying.

also, i couldn't even register from when i discovered the site, to like 4 months after that, and i think they closed it down about a few weeks after they opened em back up.

one of the few times i can bitch at 4chan for preventing me from getting my fap on.

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ohh, they be moving to better servers, so i guess thats aight.

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #779 on: June 10, 2008, 06:16:24 AM »
FUCKING NOSEBLEEDS.

Edit: It looks like I dipped a few tissues in red paint.  GAH IT WON'T STOP =(

Edit 2: I should bottle this up and sell it to the Red Cross or something.  I'm pretty sure if someone hooked a tube up to my fucking nose right now I could probably save the life of someone who lost 99.5% of their blood.

Edit 3: It stopped.  Yay!

Edit 4: I was thinking about posting pix but then I realized how dickish that would be.

Edit 5: You're welcome.

Edit 6: Eww, tastes like blood.  Somebody get me some mints, gum, or something.

Edit 7: ...anyone?  Please?

Edit 8: Oh fine.  I see how it is.  FUCK you guys. =(
« Last Edit: June 10, 2008, 06:24:55 AM by Spectere »
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