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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #825 on: June 22, 2008, 04:39:54 PM »
Weirdos today.

Also, I hydroplaned while going about 60 and came amazingly close to hitting another car. It was probably the single most terrifying moment of my life.

wow, my friend just told me about his dad spinning his car on the interstate, while doing 70 (he drives a newer corvette). It must be a trend to get into near auto accidents these days.


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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #826 on: June 23, 2008, 05:01:51 AM »
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25322638/&GT1=43001

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... :'(
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« Reply #827 on: June 23, 2008, 05:22:15 AM »
george carlin was brilliant. I doubt we'll see another like him in our generation.


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« Reply #828 on: June 23, 2008, 02:44:40 PM »
he was an old man, so it isn't really "tragic"

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #829 on: June 23, 2008, 03:03:25 PM »
Old man or not, it sucks to see someone like that go.
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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #830 on: June 23, 2008, 06:06:56 PM »
I hate that I never hear about awesome comedians until after they die.

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #831 on: June 23, 2008, 06:20:24 PM »
I was surprised when I saw it scroll by on the newsticker this morning on my break.. I'm gonna miss him, he was the best.  If you never heard of him, the best thing I've heard is his Aristocrats joke.. :p well they're all fucking disgusting and funny, which is what he was as a whole haha. He was never afraid to cross the line. He looked for the line, and then deliberately crossed it..

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #832 on: June 24, 2008, 11:14:34 AM »
There's a daddy longlegs sleeping on my faucet.

Mocking me.

Scaring the crap out of me.


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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #833 on: June 24, 2008, 03:36:52 PM »
There's a daddy longlegs sleeping on my faucet.

I have about 10 of those in my current bath room. Niggas aint shit.


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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #834 on: June 24, 2008, 07:50:24 PM »
I have about 10 of those in my current bath room. Niggas aint shit.

time to clean.


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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #835 on: June 26, 2008, 06:21:58 AM »
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired...so much stuff to doooooooooooooo.....
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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #836 on: June 26, 2008, 08:51:44 PM »
Apparently I have a half sister in Cali.

Rewind for a sec :

About 9/10 years ago, my dad and mom were married, and we lived in Mesa, AZ in an apartment. I was 8 or 9 i think at the time, so my memory is fuzzy.

Shit went down like this:
Dad = alcoholic/druggie
Dad came home with 'x' drugs
Mom got pissed, flushed down toilet
Dad got pissed, flipped the kitchen table over/across the apartment
Me and mom went to her parents' house.
Divorce.
A few years pass, mom meets guy.
we move in with guy
happily ever after. my stepdad, and my only real father.

edit while typing: I just had a long ass convo with him, and apparently it was cocaine and meth, and my mom caught him with spoon/lighter. AWESOME childhood story, eh? sweet.

So my 'dad' lives in cali, has a girlfriend, and a baby WITH her. 5 months old. he is in a 90 day recurring program, and she is apparently in rehab AS WELL.

fuckin' a.
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #837 on: June 27, 2008, 01:37:27 AM »
Apparently I have a half sister in Cali.

Rewind for a sec :

About 9/10 years ago, my dad and mom were married, and we lived in Mesa, AZ in an apartment. I was 8 or 9 i think at the time, so my memory is fuzzy.

Shit went down like this:
Dad = alcoholic/druggie
Dad came home with 'x' drugs
Mom got pissed, flushed down toilet
Dad got pissed, flipped the kitchen table over/across the apartment
Me and mom went to her parents' house.
Divorce.
A few years pass, mom meets guy.
we move in with guy
happily ever after. my stepdad, and my only real father.

edit while typing: I just had a long ass convo with him, and apparently it was cocaine and meth, and my mom caught him with spoon/lighter. AWESOME childhood story, eh? sweet.

So my 'dad' lives in cali, has a girlfriend, and a baby WITH her. 5 months old. he is in a 90 day recurring program, and she is apparently in rehab AS WELL.

fuckin' a.



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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #838 on: June 27, 2008, 05:54:02 AM »


We pressed on. Shortly afterwards, we arrived in a poisonous, post-apocalyptic hell - a sprawling, toxic dumping ground stretching for a mile or two. This is the final resting place for your old TV, computer or mobile phone.

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #839 on: June 27, 2008, 07:22:51 AM »
Thread/ruined

i win :D

lol
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/