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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #990 on: August 15, 2008, 10:58:36 AM »
sm theme's metrics.ini = ANGURRRRRRRR

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #991 on: August 15, 2008, 01:23:09 PM »
Noob, everyone knows their way around metrics.ini  ::)

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #992 on: August 15, 2008, 01:51:57 PM »
sm theme's metrics.ini = ANGURRRRRRRR

All I've done is add custom C mods, and a while ago I bypassed one of the screens (IIRC it was the difficulty select screen).

Exactly, it's not even funny from the start...

I was referring to you guys bitching about him. Sure, he was trying to make fun of them, and failed, big deal, read what the hel he has to say and quit bitching.

I was saying that yeah, I shouldn't be the one to be saying this, considering I'm rather picky about my writers, but a news article is different than a book, or even a person posting on a forum.
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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #993 on: August 15, 2008, 03:54:43 PM »
Exactly, I read news articles for their information, not for entertainment value. With that in mind, it's just even more annoying when you have to decode what the author wrote because he was too caught up trying to make it cute.


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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #994 on: August 15, 2008, 04:22:05 PM »
My friend just pretty much fucked over my sleep schedule. He couldn't sleep at a friends house, so at 5:30 in the morning he just says "I'm leaving" and being my only ride home I had to go. So I show up at  my house at 7 in the morning, slightly stoned and really tired, say hello to my parents and then pass out until now.


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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #995 on: August 15, 2008, 04:31:22 PM »
You'll recover.

I'm supposed to get drunk sometime soon with my friends, however one of my friends has his msn on away, and the nickname "Out", and his cell phone is unreachable, another isn't online, and I don't know his phone number, and another is at work. So, I can't really contact any of them until either my friends gets back form work (and hopefully finds the wallet he lost yesterday), or my other friends turns his damned phone on.

Oh, and why do they sound so damn happy when they're saying "The cellular customer you are calling is unable to receive your call"?
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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #996 on: August 15, 2008, 04:33:12 PM »
Oh, and why do they sound so damn happy when they're saying "The cellular customer you are calling is unable to receive your call"?

I've always wondered the same thing and I think I finally have the answer: because they're douche bags who want nothing more than to see us suffer.  FUCK THE SYSTEM.
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« Reply #997 on: August 15, 2008, 11:55:41 PM »
I've always wondered the same thing and I think I finally have the answer: because they're douche bags who want nothing more than to see us suffer.  FUCK THE SYSTEM.

Fuck the system and fuck the man.

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #998 on: August 16, 2008, 10:26:15 AM »
I've always wondered the same thing and I think I finally have the answer: because they're douche bags who want nothing more than to see us suffer.  FUCK THE SYSTEM.

Well, they could have Gilbert Gottfried's voice in the recording. 

I remember for a while back when James Earl Jones was the voice of Verizon/Bell Atlantic, if you didn't record your own greeting for your voice mail, the caller was greeted with his voice. 

It was soothingly infuriating.  <3
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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #999 on: August 16, 2008, 12:51:54 PM »
Just bought a copy of Wipeout (because my brothers ruined the one my dad bought when it was first released) and I have a bid going for Legend of Legaia (which is an awesome RPG) and I hope I can win it.

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #1000 on: August 16, 2008, 01:54:27 PM »
Holy shit, I haven't heard of Legia in AGES. That game did kick ass.
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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #1001 on: August 16, 2008, 04:36:42 PM »
and I have a bid going for Legend of Legaia (which is an awesome RPG) and I hope I can win it.

My friends loved that game, and it seemed pretty damn fun. Also they hated RPGs really, which was the odd part. Also that stupid 1 on 1 battle was retarded as fuck.


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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #1002 on: August 16, 2008, 10:27:07 PM »
My friends loved that game, and it seemed pretty damn fun. Also they hated RPGs really, which was the odd part. Also that stupid 1 on 1 battle was retarded as fuck.

Yeah I hated that 3 part boss battle...considering I took a good 3 hours to level cap my charaters for that area and those guys where a cake walk after wards.

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #1003 on: August 17, 2008, 10:05:56 PM »
Lulz...People keep messing with the ITG2 machine at CMU.  The power cord has been stolen again for at least the 12th time, and now I'm being told that the speakers are dead.  As in someone might have messed with 'em.  :/


So now that machine is ill, and the machine at the clubhouse is dead for the time being...

Now, the nearest working machine is at least a half an hour (usually more) from me, instead of 15 minutes.

Thank goodness I've got my setup in the basement working again.  :P
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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #1004 on: August 18, 2008, 01:22:07 AM »
Lulz...People keep messing with the ITG2 machine at CMU.  The power cord has been stolen again for at least the 12th time, and now I'm being told that the speakers are dead.  As in someone might have messed with 'em.  :/


So now that machine is ill, and the machine at the clubhouse is dead for the time being...

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with some people... >_<

Now, the nearest working machine is at least a half an hour (usually more) from me, instead of 15 minutes.

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