Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.

[TimJing]

In Texas, we're only legally allowed no more than 7 hours of marching practice a week, so that'd be illegal here. Of course, it's also always really hot here, so it makes sense.

What the christ? Over the SUMMER, when Florida is at its HOTTEST, we had 40 hours of marching band practice over the course of 5 days. We affectionately refer to that as 'Hell Week'. 90-95 degrees and HUMID. Yeeeeeah...

[annon]

We had 8 hours 5 days a week the last 3 weeks of summer, but only 3 of the 8 hours were spent outside.

[TimJing]

Oh wait, I guess ours was only like 75% outside, but still, that's retarded >_>

I love being in the pit though. We only have to go outside like half the time, it's pretty great.

[annon]

Oh wait, I guess ours was only like 75% outside, but still, that's retarded >_>

I love being in the pit though. We only have to go outside like half the time, it's pretty great.

Fuck you, you don't even have to march. You just stand there.

[TimJing]

Yeah, but my girlfriend marches clarinet and I feel bad for her.

Moving a cart with four timpani on it around school is not a fun task though, I can assure you. That thing weighs a ton (well, maybe only a few hundred pounds) but god does it kill every part of your body.

[Bobbias]

I may not play an instrument, but moving HEAVY risers around the school that take about 3 people isn't a fun task either. Nor is hauling amps around.

[annon]

The clarinet section leader in my school's band has crossed the line with me.

Story goes like this: The only reason she's the section leader is because Joey, the best candidate, was made ineligible because his French teacher turned into a bitch at the beginning of the second semester and he failed one of the 6 weeks. None of us really thought we needed a section leader except for the village idiot, Shannon. As such, she tried out and won because no one else did.

She's been a shitty section leader all year, but I wasn't completely bothered by it because she wasn't doing anything that personally pissed me off. That changed this morning.

She got pissed at me because I didn't always flip to whatever piece of music we were playing at the time because I had memorized it. I can understand some of the shit she's done in the past, but I draw the line at her getting pissed at me for not following a nonexistent rule.

[Bobbias]

Ok, yes, that is retarded, and I would have told her to go fuck herself if she did that to me.

[TimJing]

Yeah, section leaders blow when they get powerhungry and just plain silly. I'm actually section leader of the pit this year, and probably next year, which is quite nice. I'm actually not too bad of a leader if I actually try to be one. I've been in the pit for a whole two years- this is my third year- and only two other people have been in marching band for a year, so I obviously have the most experience.

[Bobbias]

Yeah, it's good to have someone with experience in a leadership role in bands. And yes, I was serious when I said I'd tell her to go fuck herself, lol. I've got a bad habit of not taking shit from retarded people, even when I get in shit for it, lol. I've told teachers to fuck off because they were telling me to stop talking to someone.

[MortifiedocAlot]

My backpack smells like cat piss, nothing gets the smell of cat piss out easily.

[Malwyn]

Dog piss? Cat crap! Cat crap is the most vile smell evar. Except possibly corriander.

MortifiedocAlot, those eyebrows are hypnotic.

[MortifiedocAlot]

Dog piss? Cat crap! Cat crap is the most vile smell evar. Except possibly corriander.

"My" cat used to like to piss in my room. Also cat piss>cat doo doo feces.

Also I switched this avatar with this one on another forum so the eyes look at my poast.

[Malwyn]

And yet everyone is still drawn to your eyes in spite of that. <3

[Ulti]

Yeah all I get is eyebrows out of that. Oh well.