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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #345 on: December 20, 2007, 11:46:36 PM »
WOW, i'm on a call with a customer right now release/renewing their IP address.
me: "So go ahead and type ipconfig."
30 seconds later... them: "ok, then what"
me: "now press your space-bar, then the hifen/dash key up beside the zero (yes, I have to be that specific) then type release."
Them: Release...r-e-l-s-e.
Me: "...........................R-e-l-e-a-s-e" *mutes mic* "You FUCKING RETARD" *Un-mutes mic*
them: "ok, I did it, now what?"
me: ".......now press enter."
Them: ok, I did it.
Me: "....well what does it say now?"
Them: "It just sais C:/Windows/Documents and settings/*name*"
Me: Ok lets try it again. i-p-c-o-n-f-i-g SPACE DASH r-e-l-e-a-s-e.
them: ok, Now what, press enter?
Me: *mutes mic* what the FUCK do you think? *un-mutes mic* Yes, press enter"
them: ok, I did that, now what?
Me: Now what does it say?
Them: Ipconfig -release is not recognized as an internal or external command.
Me: ..............................(This goes on for several more minutes. Another thing that pisses me off with these STUPID FUCING PEOPLE THAT CAN'T EVEN SPELL SIMPLE WORDS, spelled out PHOENETICALLY for them. Pathetic.)
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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #346 on: December 21, 2007, 12:48:17 AM »
I could never work in tech support because of things like that.

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #347 on: December 21, 2007, 01:50:21 AM »
I could never work in tech support because of things like that.

Ditto.

So mid-terms aren't until after winter break in my school's district because the first day was pushed back so far. Wonderful.

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #348 on: December 21, 2007, 02:25:41 AM »
I could never work in tech support because of things like that.

I could, but I don;t know shit about computers.


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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #349 on: December 21, 2007, 03:41:31 AM »
I could never work in tech support because of things like that.

My sentiment exactly. I'd be the guy fired for not muting his mike when he said those things.

Also, I agree with your point about morons who ride your ass regardless. I think the first time that happens when I have my G2, I'm going to stop dead in the road and let them pass me like that.
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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #350 on: December 21, 2007, 08:30:48 PM »
So mid-terms aren't until after winter break in my school's district because the first day was pushed back so far. Wonderful.

That's how it is this year here, too. It's really bald. At least we have a week of review before exams, though, otherwise I'd be boned.

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #351 on: December 22, 2007, 06:08:10 PM »
That's how it is this year here, too. It's really bald. At least we have a week of review before exams, though, otherwise I'd be boned.

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #352 on: December 22, 2007, 09:18:50 PM »
Why I am so bald, and piglike in appearance?

I c wut u did thar.


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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #353 on: December 22, 2007, 10:54:11 PM »
That's what I thought. :U

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« Reply #354 on: December 23, 2007, 12:57:59 AM »
my potatoes get peeled when i hear people ttalking about how they get fucking all of their christmas presents on christmas eve. just wait one night faggots. the best part of christmas is the agonizing pain of not being able to sleep all night, waking up your parents at 5 in the morning, having to wait another 5 hours for them to decide to actually wake up, open your shit, play for a hour, then go to church/relative's house and have the pain of knowing all your cool new shit is sitting at home all lonely.
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« Reply #355 on: December 23, 2007, 12:59:59 AM »
Haha, my Mom's Finnish, and all that present stuff gets done on Christmas Eve over there, so that's what we do at my house. :3

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #356 on: December 23, 2007, 03:07:52 AM »
I know what you mean, we used to have to wait till all our relatives arrived and stuff too. Now we get to open our stockings when we wake up (if we even slept), and 1 small present. Then we have to wait. It's usually between 8 and 10 AM when we finally have everything open, then by about 2 or 3 we leave and have supper someplace and don't get back till 9 or 10, give or take.
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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #357 on: December 23, 2007, 10:07:40 AM »
The tradition here has always been to open 1 small present on Christmas Eve, and then the stocking first when we wake up on Christmas, and then the rest of the presents.

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Re: Stuff that peels your potatoes with paring knives of ANGER.
« Reply #358 on: December 23, 2007, 01:39:36 PM »
The tradition here has always been to open 1 small present on Christmas Eve,

Basically what I do, but I still wont wake up before 10 for Christmas usually.


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« Reply #359 on: December 23, 2007, 03:35:18 PM »
We started doing the one small gift thing last year too. My friend and each of his siblings got a zune and 300 apiece and all ther stuff last week and they're only leaving for vacation the day before christmas.
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