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[NSFW] Funny Porn
« on: October 18, 2010, 11:26:01 AM »
Lemon Stealing Whore

Someone sampled that in a dubstep song. Filthy Lemon Whore. Possibly the funniest porn ever recorded, other than

Now I'm in your ass, Yeah! The Musical!
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Re: [NSFW] Funny Porn
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2010, 03:42:09 PM »
Hahah... awesome.

Girl - "I wish I was a lemon."
Guy - "If you were a lemon, I would put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons."

If I may add a link, this one funny in a very bizarre way: Penis Animal.
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Re: [NSFW] Funny Porn
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2010, 05:42:26 PM »
What the shit, lol.

The guys at somethingawful.com made a song out of the Now I'm in your Ass video, but I can't find it. Amazingly, the guys is on key, lol.
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Re: [NSFW] Funny Porn
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2010, 09:02:53 PM »
Lemon Stealing Whore

Hahaha, Sharde showed me that when I was living in Maryland.  I still watch the beginning of it periodically for laughs.
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Re: [NSFW] Funny Porn
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2010, 09:11:57 PM »
And then the rest of it periodically for... other things >_>
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Re: [NSFW] Funny Porn
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2010, 10:01:56 PM »
Lol, it's still better than the majority of shit created by bangbros, and all those other massive networks that somehow manage to shovel tons of shitty porn onto society.
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Re: [NSFW] Funny Porn
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2010, 11:09:55 PM »
shovel tons of shitty porn onto society.

EDIT: I know you're going to rage at me so EDIT

lol @ the first girl in the lemon video not wearing underwear
« Last Edit: October 18, 2010, 11:18:10 PM by Aa »

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Re: [NSFW] Funny Porn
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2010, 11:58:34 PM »
lol, what were you going to say anyway? It's just my opinion. I seem to have some high standards for my porn.
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Re: [NSFW] Funny Porn
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2010, 12:26:23 AM »
I mocked you for having high standards in porn, then I edited it out because people here rage at me whenever I poke fun at them

on-topic: I don't really watch porn, but I have seen funny things in doujinshi (which I always end up forgetting about)

EDIT: old, but still hilarious
« Last Edit: October 19, 2010, 12:57:12 AM by Aa »

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Re: [NSFW] Funny Porn
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2010, 02:12:21 AM »
Whatever, I know I've got fairly high standards, or at least really different ones from what seems to be the "norm". But I find enough that meets my fancy.

And yeah, there are plenty of hilarious doujinshi out there.
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Re: [NSFW] Funny Porn
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2010, 09:57:19 AM »
Today, I glanced at the subject title for this thread and could have sworn that it said "Furry Porn."  I still clicked on it.  FML.

I mocked you for having high standards in porn, then I edited it out because people here rage at me whenever I poke fun at them

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Re: [NSFW] Funny Porn
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2010, 01:57:11 AM »
I've heard that scream soundbite so many times, and I just now realized where it was from.


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Re: [NSFW] Funny Porn
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2010, 01:10:31 PM »
I mocked you for having high standards in porn, then I edited it out because people here rage at me whenever I poke fun at them

on-topic: I don't really watch porn, but I have seen funny things in doujinshi (which I always end up forgetting about)

EDIT: old, but still hilarious

AUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH HUAAAAAAAHAHAHA, HNNNNNHHH, HNNNNNHUUHHHH, UHHHHHHHhhh, ah ah, ERRNNGGHH, ahhh ERNNNNGHH, god -breath- dammit, UGHHHHH, shit, UHHHH, -breaths-, UHHH, -breaths- AUGHH, hahh... aw yeah dawg, ahhh.. i got my fanny filled WOOO i got a fuck and a fill AUHHHH god, nngghh.

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Re: [NSFW] Funny Porn
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This is going in my sig. :)

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