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Re: You couldn't ask for a lamer topic!
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2011, 11:41:44 PM »
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Re: You couldnt ask for a lamer topic!
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2011, 11:47:36 PM »
mmm I luv venereal diseases

Thats what I thought when I read that too, lol
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Re: You couldn't ask for a lamer topic!
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2011, 06:02:35 AM »
I really love my new TV. this could have gone in happyness section but I'm drunk so fuck you,


its a 42" panasonic plasma.fcking aWESOME
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Re: You couldn't ask for a lamer topic!
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2011, 07:25:48 PM »
Well, I'm pretty dead-set on taking the next semester of college off. I've pretty much hated it here for at least a year now, but I've gotten by thanks to both keeping myself from thinking about it too much and subtly avoiding the subject when talking to people. I figured I'd just keep it to myself until it got better, but it's only gotten worse since I started college. I'm pretty sure if I have another consecutive semester of this crap I'll lose it. So I'm moving back home, hopefully working full-time, and then deciding what to do from there. I want to find a school with an astrophysics department, because I've realized I'm much, much more interested in that than computer science.
« Last Edit: February 17, 2011, 07:28:18 PM by annon »

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Re: You couldn't ask for a lamer topic!
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2011, 02:26:43 AM »
I have a degree in rape and a minor in statutory

Hey baby, you should come home with me--I graduated summa cum laude with a degree in buttsex.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2011, 02:29:00 AM by Aa »

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Re: You couldn't ask for a lamer topic!
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2011, 04:08:38 AM »
Well, I'm pretty dead-set on taking the next semester of college off. I've pretty much hated it here for at least a year now, but I've gotten by thanks to both keeping myself from thinking about it too much and subtly avoiding the subject when talking to people. I figured I'd just keep it to myself until it got better, but it's only gotten worse since I started college. I'm pretty sure if I have another consecutive semester of this crap I'll lose it. So I'm moving back home, hopefully working full-time, and then deciding what to do from there. I want to find a school with an astrophysics department, because I've realized I'm much, much more interested in that than computer science.

Don't make it sound so dramatic, I'm sure that shit will easily work out. Good luck finding work tho, I swear I have the worst fucking luck doing that.


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Re: You couldn't ask for a lamer topic!
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2011, 05:38:54 PM »
Well, I'm pretty dead-set on taking the next semester of college off. I've pretty much hated it here for at least a year now, but I've gotten by thanks to both keeping myself from thinking about it too much and subtly avoiding the subject when talking to people. I figured I'd just keep it to myself until it got better, but it's only gotten worse since I started college. I'm pretty sure if I have another consecutive semester of this crap I'll lose it. So I'm moving back home, hopefully working full-time, and then deciding what to do from there. I want to find a school with an astrophysics department, because I've realized I'm much, much more interested in that than computer science.

That sucks ass. I decided against going in for computer science myself, because I could easily see myself hating it, despite liking programming and shit. I hope things work out for you.
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Re: You couldn't ask for a lamer topic!
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2011, 01:15:33 AM »
My mouse finally gave out. The left click stopped working, so I slammed it on my desk and it started working again. It started acting up again so I tried the same thing and it just up and stopped working. Now I need to buy a new mouse, but I'm wondering if I should go wireless or not.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16826104178

I'd like this if it wasn't so ugly, anyone know of any decent mice?
« Last Edit: February 19, 2011, 01:44:06 AM by MortifiedocAlot »


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Re: You couldn't ask for a lamer topic!
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2011, 03:21:09 PM »
I'm using the MX518 right now, actually.  The coloration isn't quite as dramatic as it appears on the Newegg product page.

It's a decent mouse, but Logitech really cheaped out on their scroll wheels lately.  Like my old G5, I have a major problem with this thing occasionally double triggering.  Suffice to say, I'm looking for another one as well.
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Re: You couldn't ask for a lamer topic!
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2011, 04:02:08 PM »
No shit? I was thinking about moving up to this then

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16826104318&cm_re=g500-_-26-104-318-_-Product

Might as well spend the extra dosh if I'm going to get something I want working, plus I haven't used a decent mouse in forever.


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Re: You couldn't ask for a lamer topic!
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2011, 06:21:46 PM »
I am sitting on my new couch with Mr. Spectere himself.

He's playing Super Meat Boy! His quotes are entertaining.

'I think I'm using the word 'cock' a lot when I die.'

'This is a transcript of Ian playing Super Meat Boy: 'FUCK SHIT COCK''

'Super Keyboard Boy!' (He really needs to get an adapter. Playing with the keyboard is dreadful) (Spectere typing: I already have a wired Xbox 360 controller, but I'm too hardcore to use something like that!)

'Hey, I hope a laser doesn't totally come out of nowhere and own me' (We quoted a lot of Metal Gear Awesome back and forth yesterday while we were setting up the Pump cabinet)

Keys: 'Well, this level isn't so bad...'
Spectere: 'Yeah, after you get over the shock of there being a FUCKING DEMON MISSILE!'

'You dick-suck-fuck-cock!' (he's playing the last level of Hell right now)

'See, I'm not gonna use English anymore, so you can't understand what I'm saying and thus quote me'

Keys: 'Hey Snake, a demon missile is totally gonna come out of nowhere and-'
Spectere: 'SHUT UP'

Also, he's occasionally lapsed into angrish, or roughly what Tourettes Guy does. 'DICKS!' 'PENIS!' 'COCKS!' (there's a lot of phallic language going on)

Okay he's done with Hell now, I'll update this with Rapture if we get anything new.

EDIT: Wow, that didn't take long!

Spectere: 'I wanna see if I can get that warp zone over there.'
Keys: 'You really don't. It's the hardest one in the game'
Spectere: 'Oh, go penis yourself.'

*after unlocking warp zone*

Spectere: 'WHAT THE SHITCOCK IS THAT!?'

Spec Edit: Corrected my BBcode n00bishness.
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Re: You couldn't ask for a lamer topic!
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2011, 09:06:26 PM »
He needs to spin to win.

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Re: You couldn't ask for a lamer topic!
« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2011, 12:08:03 AM »
I am sitting on my new couch with Mr. Spectere himself.

That would be Sir Spectere, my friend.

And yeah, all of those quotes are true.  It was kind of hilarious watching Keys grab his laptop every few minutes and frantically type for a few seconds whilst chuckling to himself.

And yes, Super Meat Boy is one of those games that just brings out the best in me.  Nothing angry, of course, as my rage-induced vitriol-laced rants generally consist of actual sentence, don't contain the word "cock" as much, and contain the word "fuck" far more.
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Re: You couldn't ask for a lamer topic!
« Reply #28 on: February 20, 2011, 12:48:47 AM »
Kinda like me when I play GTA.

"Fucking COCKMONKEYS!  ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!!!"
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Re: You couldn't ask for a lamer topic!
« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2011, 05:31:58 AM »
Who honestly doesn't do this once in a while?