So work yesterday was a joke. It was a 'town hall meeting', where everyone that works there is invited to come and listen to higher-ups talk about the company, changes, new stuff, how we did last cycle, etc. and get paid for it.
I sat in the very very back, in a little alcove where nobody could see me, behind my friend. I read for two and a half hours, got paid for it, and nobody noticed. For all everyone else knows, I was a valuable employee last night, now updated on all the latest company shenanigans.
They also gave out pizza afterward, and I went at the perfect time- when they were starting to give out seconds. I asked for an entire pizza and they obliged- they didn't want to have a bunch of leftover pizzas sitting around. My two friends followed suit, and one of them ended up giving me theirs.
So I got two large cheese Papa John's pizzas out of the deal last night, too. What a great night.