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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1245 on: February 16, 2009, 09:05:49 PM »
This ain't exactly frying my potatoes, but it's by no means peeling them either..

I'm helping to start up a "club for young creative musicians" at my school.  I figured "Hey, clubs are generally fun, and hell, if I'm a music major, it rather makes sense for me to join."  xD

So now we're trying to get word out around the campus as to our existence.  Literally by word of mouth, putting up flyers, whatev.  Another way we're trying to get some publicity is by organizing a little open-mic performance thingy. 

Cool beans, yada yada... I've had a fair bit of experience getting people to join clubs.  I've recruited a lot of people into the anime/video game club that I co-founded/am still an officer for; and cripes, I got three people to join the musicians' club today. 

I thought that what I'd be doing for this event was at most emceeing the event.  I tend to be good at attracting attention when I want to.  :3

But nooo...  My prof wants me to join him in a piano/clarinet duet.  Bahaha. 

Despite my having played clarinet for thirteen years, I've never once publicly performed in a duet or as a soloist.  I've made a strong point of never doing so, as I tend to get incredibly nervous and just muck up the entire thing.  (Though really, saying I've never done it is a lie - I've tried.  But it didn't end well at all.  I quite literally just freaked out and ran offstage.)

Shit, even if I had a second clarinet player there with me, I'd be fine.  But this...ugh. 



So, forewarning, if I've died of embarrassment next Wednesday, y'ins know why.  <3
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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1246 on: February 17, 2009, 12:15:28 AM »
Have you seen the source code for the StepMania before 4.0?  Trust me, there's nothing anyone can do to make it elegant.  Ever.  I could write the hackiest shit ever and it would probably be an improvement.

No, I haven't.

And trust me, it can be worse: http://www.informit.com/content/images/9780321440303/samplechapter/Chen_bonus_ch01.pdf and http://www.informit.com/content/images/9780321440303/samplechapter/Chen_bonus_ch02.pdf

These are reports from a guy who actually worked for microsoft and details various bugs and issues he's come across dealing with terrible code.
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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1247 on: February 17, 2009, 10:41:59 PM »
Meeting with store manager tomorrow of Home Depot...hope I get the jurb!

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1248 on: February 17, 2009, 10:56:36 PM »
Me and the guy who sits next to me in the CS lab managed to finish this week's and next week's work today because we debugged each other's code.

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{return u*u*u*u-u*u*u*_+u*u*y-u*e+a?k?f(u+1,c,k-1,_,y,e,a,h):0:putchar(u-c+h)==f(u+1,u,k-1,_,y,e,a,h);}
main(){return f(0,0,34,84,2423,26628,72864,98)<putchar(32)>f(0,0,40,125,5809,118995,906750,96)==~putchar(10);}

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1249 on: February 18, 2009, 10:11:51 PM »
Meeting with store manager tomorrow of Home Depot...hope I get the jurb!

Good luck. :]

Me and the guy who sits next to me in the CS lab managed to finish this week's and next week's work today because we debugged each other's code.

Meh, only thing the person next to me did in any sort of programming class is copy my assignment.
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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1250 on: February 18, 2009, 10:29:38 PM »
We did the assignment mostly differently. It was a little Ceaser cipher program we had to write in Java without using if, for, or while. Mine printed each character individually after it was shifted and then reset the variables, while his added all of them into a string once they'd all been shifted. It's a first-level course, and we can't use things that haven't been taught, otherwise the assignment would've been a lot easier.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2009, 10:34:20 PM by annon »

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f(u,c,k,_,y,e,a,h)
{return u*u*u*u-u*u*u*_+u*u*y-u*e+a?k?f(u+1,c,k-1,_,y,e,a,h):0:putchar(u-c+h)==f(u+1,u,k-1,_,y,e,a,h);}
main(){return f(0,0,34,84,2423,26628,72864,98)<putchar(32)>f(0,0,40,125,5809,118995,906750,96)==~putchar(10);}

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1251 on: February 19, 2009, 01:19:38 AM »
Met with the store manager had to get a drug test (which I know I will pass) and hopefully I will get the job :3

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1252 on: February 19, 2009, 01:38:32 AM »
We did the assignment mostly differently. It was a little Ceaser cipher program we had to write in Java without using if, for, or while. Mine printed each character individually after it was shifted and then reset the variables, while his added all of them into a string once they'd all been shifted. It's a first-level course, and we can't use things that haven't been taught, otherwise the assignment would've been a lot easier.


Lame. My teachers never cared how we achieved something, whether we added extras, or anything like that. I regularly wrote things differently in my classes just for the fun of trying to do something in a weird way. In one I remember I created a loop that acted differently depending on a certain variable using the tertiary operator to completely change how it worked. That was slightly less than fun to think through to make sure I didn't mess things up. (something like that is even worse to debug later, so it's best to make sure you have it right at the start...)
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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1253 on: February 19, 2009, 12:52:59 PM »
Part of the servers I play TF2 on made ladders and I am on a 6v6 and we have a match on saturday....cheer for The Original BLU Team :3

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1254 on: February 20, 2009, 12:33:16 AM »
A few friends and I broke into song on Wednesday night.

Dedrick:  "Hey Jupi!  I ran into CC on the bus last night!"
Me:  "Oh?  What was she doing?"
Dedrick:  "She was going to her boyfriends' house to make him dinner."
Nick:  "Why?  Is he sick?"
Dedrick:  "No, fool!  We're gonna kill him!  And Simba too!"
Me:  "Great idea!  Who needs a king?!"
Entire carload of people:  "NO KING!  NO KING, LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA!"
Dedrick:  "IDIOTS!  THERE WILL BE A KING!"
Me: "Hey!  But you said..eh.."
Dedrick:  "I will be king!  Stick with me, and you'll NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!"
Me and Samantha:  "YAY!  ALRIGHT!  LONG LIVE THE KING!"
All males in car:  "LONG LIVE THE KING!  LONG LIVE THE KING!"

and then the rest of us finished the song.



Best spontaneous song evar.  :3
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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1255 on: February 20, 2009, 01:13:24 AM »
Wow.... That kinda makes me want to die inside.
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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1256 on: February 20, 2009, 09:44:52 AM »
any movie with James Earl Jones + Jeremy Irons + Elton John is epic win :->

I was gonna say just Jeremy Irons but then I remembered the D&D movie and Eragon

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1257 on: February 20, 2009, 03:59:47 PM »
Although I won't be seeing fast download speeds and it'll kill my Demonoid ratio, I figured out how to torrent on my school's connection.

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f(u,c,k,_,y,e,a,h)
{return u*u*u*u-u*u*u*_+u*u*y-u*e+a?k?f(u+1,c,k-1,_,y,e,a,h):0:putchar(u-c+h)==f(u+1,u,k-1,_,y,e,a,h);}
main(){return f(0,0,34,84,2423,26628,72864,98)<putchar(32)>f(0,0,40,125,5809,118995,906750,96)==~putchar(10);}

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1258 on: February 20, 2009, 05:02:11 PM »
Although I won't be seeing fast download speeds and it'll kill my Demonoid ratio, I figured out how to torrent on my school's connection.

Cool, I was thinking about using SSH tunneling, but I'm too lazy to set it up on my 1TB NAS system that I've "jailbroke".
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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1259 on: February 21, 2009, 02:07:50 AM »
I joined demonoid earlier last week, and uploaded a ps2 game that no one had on there, the club eJay music maker. Now my ratio is apparently maxed out at 3.72GB uploaded, 0 downloaded.

hmm

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"Ratio:   3991059294"

wtf
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

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