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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2007, 11:06:20 PM »
Holy christ, I got a hundred on my Trig test today!

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2007, 05:52:49 AM »
Basically there was a lot of unprotected oral sex with more men that I can remember let alone count on one hand, most being over 35. There wasn't too much of a risk (despite things... you had to be there I guess) of anything but I got tested just to be sure.

MortifiedocAlot- pfft. That wouldn't be rape. <3

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« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2007, 10:42:17 PM »
Basically there was a lot of unprotected oral sex with more men that I can remember let alone count on one hand, most being over 35. There wasn't too much of a risk (despite things... you had to be there I guess) of anything but I got tested just to be sure.

MortifiedocAlot- pfft. That wouldn't be rape. <3

Why? Also, how? A club of some sort?

PS: My girlfriend definitely fries my potatoes with happies. Wow.

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2007, 11:47:47 PM »
Err, it's more of a weekly/monthly thing. I've been having sex since I was about five (or before, I can't remember), and lately the only guys that hit on me (or would sleep with me) tend to be about 40. There were no orgies or anything. >.>

Also I've set a limit at 40 and/or looking 'old'. Yep. I'm healthy. ^^;

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2007, 01:35:56 AM »
Also I've set a limit at 40 and/or looking 'old'. Yep. I'm healthy. ^^;

Shit, as long as you don't catch anything, also I need to get laid  :-X.


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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2007, 04:56:31 AM »


We pressed on. Shortly afterwards, we arrived in a poisonous, post-apocalyptic hell - a sprawling, toxic dumping ground stretching for a mile or two. This is the final resting place for your old TV, computer or mobile phone.

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2007, 08:51:43 AM »
who doesn't? xD
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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2007, 10:39:57 PM »
I don't. Sex gets old (hwahahaha! Unintended pun!) very quickly. Especially if you can't physically enjoy it. :D

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2007, 02:29:18 AM »
I don't. Sex gets old (hwahahaha! Unintended pun!) very quickly. Especially if you can't physically enjoy it. :D

Gross pun  :'(. Also my friend tried to drink a gallon of milk within 20 minuets, he failed all over the McDonald's parking lot. Made this a great night.


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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2007, 10:16:32 AM »
Gross pun  :'(. Also my friend tried to drink a gallon of milk within 20 minuets, he failed all over the McDonald's parking lot. Made this a great night.

What. How much were you gonna pay him?

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2007, 11:45:36 AM »
Not everyone's smart enough to ask for money to do stupid things...
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« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2007, 02:48:20 PM »
What. How much were you gonna pay him?

If he drank the whole thing within 40 mins and didn't vomit for another 30 he would have gotten 8 bucks (double the cost of the milk, some high stakes shit). He just honestly thought it wouldn't be hard to do, but so far that's 2 friends that have failed it.


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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2007, 11:21:26 PM »
I've never heard of anyone managing that. Apparently it's impossible, because the milk starts to ferment in your stomach. Maybe if you cheated and took some dramamine before hand you could pull it off, but otherwise, no good.

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2007, 12:46:43 AM »
Oh shit, I might get another friend to try it.


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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2007, 01:05:32 AM »
Maybe if you were really fat?