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The proof of idiocy thread
« on: January 01, 2008, 12:23:22 AM »
I realized there wasn't a thread like this, so I made one. Post examples of stupidity.

I'll start: A couple of weeks ago in Tyler and Omar's German class, some kid was eating Pocky.

Him: Pocky is amazing!
Tyler: It's just dried bread dipped in chocolate. It's not that great.
Him: Yeah, but it's Japanese, so I pretty much have to like it.
Tyler: ...
Omar: Fucking weeaboos.

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Re: The proof of idiocy thread
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2008, 12:33:40 AM »
Pocky is good, but Tyler is pretty much spot-on. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if those were the ingredients for half of the candy produced in Japan.

Also, if you want solid proof of idiocy, just go for a drive and allow the other drivers around you to demonstrate.
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Re: The proof of idiocy thread
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2008, 02:35:07 AM »
Lol, yeah, pocky is good, but it's kinda too simple, lol.
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Re: The proof of idiocy thread
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2008, 03:10:37 AM »
Yeah, and $2.00 a box really isn't worth it.

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Re: The proof of idiocy thread
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2008, 03:17:30 AM »
I never really thought that Pocky was that good. :/  I mean, it's yummy, but it's not like ZOMG BEST EVAR like a lot of people seem to think it is.  The fact that I can buy, like, four Fast Break bars for the price of a box of Pocky kinda devalues it for me.
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Re: The proof of idiocy thread
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2008, 03:19:59 AM »
Same goes for Twix, or Take 5, or pretty much every other American candy. I mean, I'll eat Pocky, but I won't pay for it.

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Re: The proof of idiocy thread
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2008, 03:23:03 AM »
haha, yeah, I only eat Pocky if I can mooch it.

And holy fuck Twix.  Thanks, you just got me in the mood for it. ;)  I swear, that stuff is like crack.
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Re: The proof of idiocy thread
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2008, 10:04:08 AM »
Agreed. Twix is my all time favourite chocolate bar. I also like Turkish Delight, 3 Musketeers, and Kit Kats.
Woah: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KitKat#Kit_Kat_varieties
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Re: The proof of idiocy thread
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2008, 02:38:52 PM »
Yeah, Piro went and imported like 15 bars of Kitkats in various absurd asian flavors over the summer, just to have. It was pretty awesome.

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Re: The proof of idiocy thread
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2008, 03:17:47 PM »
My favorite candy bar is those Reeses bars that are like Butterfingers and Kitkats combined with a Reeses Cup in king size bar format lemme get a picture:



except in king size because they don't sell the smaller version of it at our super walmart

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Re: The proof of idiocy thread
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2008, 04:10:07 PM »
Sweet Jesus, why have I never heard of those before???
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Re: The proof of idiocy thread
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2008, 09:07:43 PM »
They're new. I've never tried one yet, but if it's as good as a fastbreak, then I'm going to pick one up ASAP.

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Re: The proof of idiocy thread
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2008, 01:37:41 AM »
Never had a fastbreak, but Reeses Crispy Crunchy is the best fucking candy bar ever imo. :)