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Ulti

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Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2008, 02:41:39 AM »
Crotch rot sounds like a horrible thing D:
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« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2008, 06:04:18 AM »
don't you love these all-guy threads
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« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2008, 08:21:54 AM »
Quote from: Spectere on March 13, 2008, 10:44:15 PM
Knit me some panties!

i have floss, i could uhh make you a g-string out of it!

its called buttfloss for a reason
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Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2008, 02:41:21 PM »
oh my god i was in such a terrible mood today and this thread made me lol hard.

thank you guys for being so gay. ;D
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Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2008, 08:59:44 PM »
sometimes i like to stick my penis into my spongebob plushie's "asshole" and gently push in and out.
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Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2008, 10:58:05 PM »
Quote from: Milk Chan on March 23, 2008, 08:59:44 PM
sometimes i like to stick my penis into my spongebob plushie's "asshole" and gently push in and out.

Fucking a sponge leaves virtually no clean up, it is the height of masterbational advancement.
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« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2008, 11:45:53 PM »
Quote from: Milk Chan on March 23, 2008, 08:59:44 PM
sometimes i like to stick my penis into my spongebob plushie's "asshole" and gently push in and out.

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Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2008, 03:08:53 AM »
Quote from: Kulli on March 23, 2008, 11:45:53 PM
Quote from: Milk Chan on March 23, 2008, 08:59:44 PM
sometimes i like to stick my penis into my spongebob plushie's "asshole" and gently push in and out.

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Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2008, 09:42:44 AM »
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« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2008, 10:19:23 AM »
this thread reminds me of way back when, when fuergeist reviewed the fleshlight.

i spent WAYYY too much time on that website...
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Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2008, 12:25:18 PM »
Oh god, the Fleshlight...

Anyone remember what he said about it?
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« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2008, 12:28:13 PM »
something about it being good.  but it was advertised as "feels just like the real thing" and he went on explaining while it was better than standard fapping, it wasn't quite as good as the real thing.

and my random opinion on the device, if women can use toys, why can't men?

*edited to remove the "p" word making my post sound sort of clean"
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Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2008, 04:07:12 PM »
Hahaha oh man, I remember that. Oh jeez, I love this community. :V
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Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2008, 04:43:28 PM »
Quote from: Spectere on March 24, 2008, 12:25:18 PM
Anyone remember what he said about it?

Hard to clean.
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Re: i HAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2008, 05:02:33 PM »
Quote from: MortifiedocAlot on March 24, 2008, 04:43:28 PM
Hard to clean.

stick it in the dishwasher

goddamn
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