The "Spectere should give me shit" Thread

[Jupi]

I can has veggieburger?

[MortifiedocAlot]

I can has veggieburger?

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[Alice]

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

get out fag

i like veggieburgers

jk u cna stay but don't diss the veggieburgers >:(

[vladgd]

i cut myself in a fapping incident

it won't stop bleeding

HALP! (don't mention styptic pencil, its on my desk but im looking for an interesting reply or two from this)

while laughing at this minor inconvenience, why veggieburgers? 

meat = tastey

veggies = not tastey

[Alice]

PUT A TOURNIQUET ON IT

because ground beef is dumb

[Spectere]

Okay next, Spectere should give me a PCI GeForce card!  Again!  No AGP, my only computer with that slot blew up >:|

Whoa...I can honestly say that I've never had a PCI nVidia card. O.O

Well, technically, I guess I'm going to be getting a PCI-E one when I build my new system VERY SOONISHLY (within the next month...I'll be bragging about it when I get the parts, believe me) but that's not the same.

[Alice]

Newegg has some if you want to check the validity of my statement, as does Amazon.com.  My situation is pretty shitty at the moment, computer-wise.  I'll probably start checking used hardware stores soon for old PCI GeForce models... lalz

u shuld stil giv me one... and jupi a veggieburger... and me a veggieburger...

[Bobbias]

Okay next, Spectere should give me a PCI GeForce card!  Again!  No AGP, my only computer with that slot blew up >:|

Is the computer you're on from last century or something? jesus christ. That's gotta be fairly old to not have an AGP slot, at least :/

[Spectere]

Newegg has some if you want to check the validity of my statement, as does Amazon.com.  My situation is pretty shitty at the moment, computer-wise.  I'll probably start checking used hardware stores soon for old PCI GeForce models... lalz

I know that they exist, I've just never owned one.

Is the computer you're on from last century or something? jesus christ. That's gotta be fairly old to not have an AGP slot, at least :/

Not really.

It isn't as trivial to select between integrated AGP graphics and a provided AGP slot as it is for PCI-E, so many cheaper systems with onboard AGP graphics chips don't have slots.

[Bobbias]

Ouch, lame.

[vladgd]

omaga

my text color is actually readable now!

now get your ass to central michigan so i can buy you a pizza

[Spectere]

my text color is actually readable now!

INDEEEEEEED!

now get your ass to central michigan so i can buy you a pizza

More like you get your ass to central Maryland so I can buy you a thong.

...err, that came out wrong.

Shit.

[vladgd]

ok, lets get this sorted out.

run for governor of michigan, lower the unemployment rate, i get a job, afford gas to drive to maryland, then you can buy me a thong.

[Spectere]

oh. well

Call Nielsen and tell them to give me like a month off (since, sadly, my vacation time is pretty much already allocated to MGD3, AC08, and Armegeddon's wedding (scary, I know)) or something and to uncap the personal miles on my car and I'll drive there. :3

[Bobbias]

Wait, Armegeddon is getting married? I don't believe I heard about this. Tell him congrats from me (if he still remembers me ) next time you talk to him. And make sure you get some pix.