So I downloaded my favorite game ever. Many Laughs ensued.
April 1, 1848
You started down the trail with 7 oxen, 15
sets of clothing, 300 bullets, 2 wagon wheels,
2 wagon axles, 2 wagon tongues, 1200
pounds of food, and $580.00.
You decided to change the pace to strenuous.
April 5, 1848
You have reached the Kansas River Crossing.
You chose to take a ferry across the river.
April 6, 1848
Red Sox was bitten by a snake.
April 9, 1848
Sean was bitten by a snake.
You have reached the Big Blue River Crossing.
You chose to caulk your wagon and float it
across the river.
April 12, 1848
Red Sox died of a snakebite.
April 14, 1848
You have reached Fort Kearney.
You bought 200 pounds of food at the store.
April 18, 1848
Sean is well again.
April 20, 1848
Jesus has a broken arm.
April 24, 1848
You have reached Chimney Rock.
April 25, 1848
A thief stole 3 oxen from your wagon.
April 27, 1848
Jesus
April 30, 1848
You have reached Fort Laramie.
You bought 200 pounds of food at the store.
May 2, 1848
You've lost the trail.
May 6, 1848
You took the wrong trail.
May 13, 1848
You found some wild fruit.
May 14, 1848
No water.
May 15, 1848
You found some wild fruit.
You had a wagon tongue break but were able
to fix it.
You have reached Independence Rock.
May 16, 1848
No water.
May 17, 1848
You had a wagon axle break but were able to
replace it from supplies.
No water.
May 18, 1848
You've lost the trail.
No grass for the oxen.
May 21, 1848
Jesus is well again.
May 23, 1848
You decided to hunt.
You decided to hunt.
You decided to hunt.
May 25, 1848
An ox is sick.
May 26, 1848
You have reached South Pass.
You decided to take the trail to the Green
River Crossing.
May 29, 1848
You took the wrong trail.
June 9, 1848
Bad water.
June 10, 1848
An ox died.
No water.
You have reached the Green River Crossing.
You chose to take a ferry across the river.
June 11, 1848
An ox is sick.
June 12, 1848
An ox died.
June 14, 1848
Bad water.
June 15, 1848
Bad water.
June 18, 1848
You found some wild fruit.
June 19, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
Sean has a fever.
June 20, 1848
An ox is sick.
June 21, 1848
No water.
June 22, 1848
Bad water.
Yankees is sick with typhoid fever.
June 23, 1848
You found some wild fruit.
You decided to change the pace to steady.
June 24, 1848
No water.
June 28, 1848
Sean has a broken arm.
No water.
June 29, 1848
An ox died.
No water.
Jesus is sick with typhoid fever.
June 30, 1848
Sean
July 1, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
July 2, 1848
A thief stole 1 ox from your wagon.
Bad water.
Yankees is well again.
You traded $37.00 for 1 ox.
July 3, 1848
No water.
July 4, 1848
Yankees has cholera.
Yankees
July 6, 1848
No water.
July 8, 1848
Bad water.
Jesus is well again.
July 10, 1848
A fire in your wagon destroyed 121 bullets, 1
wagon wheel, and 1 wagon tongue.
No grass for the oxen.
July 11, 1848
Yankees has a broken leg.
No water.
Jesus is suffering from exhaustion.
July 13, 1848
No water.
July 14, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
July 15, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
July 19, 1848
No water.
Jesus is well again.
You have reached Soda Springs.
July 20, 1848
You decided to hunt.
You brought back 200 pounds of food.
July 21, 1848
No water.
You decided to change the pace to strenuous.
July 23, 1848
Yankees was bitten by a snake.
No grass for the oxen.
July 24, 1848
Yankees has a broken arm.
No water.
July 27, 1848
No water.
July 28, 1848
Sean is well again.
July 30, 1848
No water.
July 31, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
August 2, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
August 4, 1848
No water.
August 5, 1848
No water.
You have reached Fort Hall.
You bought 2 oxen, and 600 pounds of food at
the store.
August 6, 1848
No water.
August 10, 1848
No water.
August 11, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
August 12, 1848
You had a wagon wheel break but were able to
replace it from supplies.
No grass for the oxen.
August 13, 1848
No water.
August 15, 1848
You've lost the trail.
Rough trail.
August 18, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
You decided to rest for 5 days.
August 24, 1848
Yankees is well again.
August 25, 1848
Bad water.
August 26, 1848
No water.
August 27, 1848
You have reached the Snake River Crossing.
You chose to have an Indian guide help you
cross the river.
August 28, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
August 29, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
August 30, 1848
Heavy fog.
No grass for the oxen.
Jesus is suffering from exhaustion.
September 2, 1848
You found some wild fruit.
September 3, 1848
Heavy fog.
No grass for the oxen.
September 5, 1848
No water.
September 7, 1848
Heavy fog.
September 8, 1848
Jesus is well again.
September 9, 1848
You have reached Fort Boise.
September 10, 1848
You decided to hunt.
You decided to hunt.
September 22, 1848
You have reached Grande Ronde in the Blue
Mountains.
You decided to take the trail to The Dalles.
September 23, 1848
Rough trail.
You decided to hunt.
You brought back 118 pounds of food.
September 24, 1848
No water.
September 26, 1848
You found some wild fruit.
No water.
September 27, 1848
The trail is impassable.
Sean has the measles.
September 29, 1848
No water.
September 30, 1848
Bad water.
October 1, 1848
No grass for the oxen.
October 2, 1848
No water.
October 3, 1848
Rough trail.
No water.
Yankees has a fever.
October 4, 1848
You have reached The Dalles.
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