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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #90 on: April 10, 2008, 10:31:18 PM »
the latest episode of south park was awesome, i loled quite hardily.

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #91 on: April 11, 2008, 03:57:37 PM »
I always knew he would!

This season is especially good, in my opinion...

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #92 on: April 12, 2008, 12:32:21 AM »
oregon trail was the game of kings.  no elementary school experience should be without some good old fashon oregon trail.

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #93 on: April 12, 2008, 02:49:09 AM »
ok, i loved the original kotor.  i walk into kotor 2 a bit dissapointed, even though the game is basically the same.  too much dark side quests, so what do i do?  roll a dark side caster rather than a light side melee character.

nobody told me how fucking awesome it was to throw force lightning and see about 6 dudes just die, im really enjoying myself in this game so far.  and if i beat it and im not tired of it yet, i may just replay the original kotor as a dark side character, however, i heard casters aren't as viable in that game as they are in this game.

regardless, a screenshot of my current character.  and ignore my retarded looking robes, it just makes it that much more awesome to force lightning people in.



and i guess i kind of look like "the king" from burgerking, so how badass is that?

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #94 on: April 12, 2008, 04:50:43 PM »
So prom is tonight. I took the ACT earlier, it was really easy, and I raped the writing portion.

And a friend of mine got her pinky severed in a boating accident.

Woo~

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #95 on: April 12, 2008, 05:32:52 PM »
My Xbox 360 is now officially dead.  It'll stay running for a minute or two when booted cold but after that it unceremoniously RRoDs.

Oh well, at least I'm going to have a nice computer to amuse myself with while it's being repaired. 8)
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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #96 on: April 12, 2008, 07:05:36 PM »
:( for your friend with the severed pinky.  Are they going to be able to reattach it?

Also.  ffs.  I can't get motivated to do anything.  I have like 4 or 5 pictures I have to draw and making cat ears and BS and I JUST CAN'T DO IT CAPTAIN

How the hell do I get motivated rofl

And Ian:  we've been superlucky with our 360,.. for now anyway.  It's messed up maybe once and it was after we'd moved 1500 miles and it got to bounce around a bit.


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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #97 on: April 12, 2008, 07:46:18 PM »
And a friend of mine got her pinky severed in a boating accident.

Shitballs, I just noticed this post. D:

And yeah, what Jinxie said...

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #98 on: April 13, 2008, 01:43:28 AM »
Prom night went like this:

4:00 - I shower, shave, etc. in preparation.
4:40 - I start putting the tux on.
4:50 - I finish putting the tux on. I leave to pick up Kate.
5:00 - I'm at Kate's house, and her mom invites me in for a picture.
5:15 - We're back at my dad's house, and both my parents take pictures of us.
5:30 - We leave the house and go to a sushi place for dinner.
6:30 - We leave the restaurant and head for prom, taking a few detours to ensure we're not early.
7:00 - Prom starts.
7:15 - We get there, go in, get another picture, and then sit and talk with the people who were there.
8:45 - The music starts and the volume progressively gets to an unbearable level.
9:30 - We leave for that reason.
9:45 - We go to Barnes & Noble to hang out. About a third of the conversations from here on out are basically us settling any qualms we've had with each other.
10:30 - We go to my mom's house to make a catapult, which we'd been talking about doing all night. I start building a catapult out of Lego pieces.
10:45 - I finish building a the catapult. We launch a lot of things.
11:30 - Prom ends, but we don't really care at this point.
11:40 - I leave to drop her off at Rocky Horror because she was going to meet with people there.
12:00 - We decide that no one's coming. I take her home. On the way, I tell her that I had fun and miss hanging out with her, and she agreed that we should hang out more.
12:10 - I get home.

Overall, it was a pretty good night. I don't really have an interest in dating Kate anymore because we agreed that we would've made a terrible couple, but now we're good friends again.
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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #99 on: April 13, 2008, 02:30:03 AM »
Glad to hear you get things sorted out.

And yeah, what Jinxie said...

Same.

My GF commented earlier, but I wasn't in the mood to post.
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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #100 on: April 13, 2008, 04:05:35 AM »
why must games do this

kotor 2

im on my way as just my main character to do this part of a mission and...

-out of nowhere i take control of one of my weaker ranged attackers, alone, and i have to fight two boss characters at the same time, they use medpacks, and hurt when they hit...ohh the character i have doesn't have any points into healing, so he can't heal himself with medkits.  basically, activate the mandilorian melee shield, focus on a single target, and prey i don't die.
-back to the main character, i have to fight through some 40+ enemies...in a poison chamber...after which, a poison maze (ok i have a breath mask on which makes the poison ineffective, BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT)
-then i switch to an enemy character to do other stuff (lots of killing...this part was quite fun actually)
-back to the main character for a while...ohh i get kidnapped (MOTHERFUCKER WHYYYYYY)
-now i take control of said weaker ranged attacker for 2 seconds
-oops now im the shitty tech droid character, alone, for a solo part

basically i have a shitty rescue mission on my hands to get the reason this game is awesome, back. FFUCKKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCK\

VDSZBDSGFDSFGNFNFSNFSNFNGNGNMFBCFBFDFBFBBSDSBBhbdbsbdbsdbsdbsdbnosdbmsoldbm  nar shaddah is the worst planet ever

all i want to do is run around killing people with force lightning or using my force persuade to do awesome stuff like the following

-force an npc to give me an item i am looking for, and credits equal to its value
-force an npc who is infected with a contagious disease to kill himself as to not spread his disease
-force a woman to sell herself into slavery to be with her enslaved daughter
-force a group of thugs to hand over their weapons, afterwhich jump off a cliff

good fucking jesus, you couldn't do awesome stuff like that in kotor.  my character just screams awesome, and i lurv it.

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #101 on: April 13, 2008, 04:33:21 AM »
Nah, she can't reattach it, it was totally crushed. I wonder how many ways that'll affect her life, god, missing a finger. At least it wasn't the thumb or finger though =/

Also, prom was spectacular. I had a wonderful time. Many pictures were taken, much food was eaten and an immense amount of fun was had. Hooray. Now I really want to go to bed, I feel like death. I went to walmart after dropping my girlfriend off and just got home a little bit ago.

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #102 on: April 13, 2008, 04:42:42 AM »
Holy shit.  How'd that happen?

Was it one of the people I met?

Regardless, my condolences.  That really sucks.  You're right, though...bad as it is, it could have been a lot worse.
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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #103 on: April 13, 2008, 04:53:20 AM »
I wonder how many ways that'll affect her life, god, missing a finger.

you'd be surprised.  my mom has a hand with two fingers which were basically cut in half, so theres two little stubs where fingers were, doesn't hinder her from doing anything. 

missing a hand = tragic

missing a finger = minor inconvienience

hell, all you really need is two fingers and a thumb anyway. not saying i wouldn't be freaked about losing a finger, but its not that bad a loss.

anyway, yall niggers gotta play dat kotor, EETS GOOD SHIT SON.

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #104 on: April 13, 2008, 09:38:44 AM »
Kokomo is an awesome song.

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